Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 02:17:09 am
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Or talk to anyone for all but the most important issues.
That is all.
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Your mom said that breakfast is ready.
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uumm... Your tree is on fire.
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guys, how many times do i have to say it. just leave him be, he is fine up there all alone, by himself, with nobody but him...nobody....
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His tree is on fire, and breakfast is ready, but he insists on staying up there. What is he doing? Do you think it is illegal, perverted, or insane in nature?
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I actually already ate his breakfast for him. Then his mother made me a special treat and I ate her out.
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That isn't funny. My mother is dead.
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So it wasn't the milk that smelled spoiled?
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e_o
I burned my gourmet breakfast talking to you.
*tosses burned gourmet food through window and starts over*
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Well that answers it - gourmet breakfast - obviously some sort of a pervert, or a deviant at the very least. I bet he is keeping his mom up there.
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No, his mother's with me.
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I happen to like nice things.
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So, he is in a burning tree, alone with his dead mother, and a so distracted that he burned his gourmet breakfast. And he likes nice things. What the hell distracted him into burning his breakfast?
BTW when you threw your breakfast out the window, it bounced on the burning trunk, caught fire, landed on a police dog, and it freaked out. A small child started laughing at the dog, so the dog attacked it. A brave and selfless fireman (the only one one the scene), dropped his hose and ran to save the child - he succeeded in saving the child by killing the dog with his axe, but struck so hard that he cut off the child's leg, and then the fireman bled to death from a wound the dog inflicted. The policeman had to take the child to the hospital because no ambulance was available, and noone knows how to operate the firetruck. He left the leg behind because he couldn't find it. So your tree is still on fire, and there is a lot of carnage below.
How many more must be killed or maimed before you will come out of the tree? What about the fireman's retarded wife and 6 kids? For God's sake man, it is time to end this thing! Come down! Noone is blaming you for the deaths, but if you stay up there, they just might start talking - time is running out.
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I actually blamed him the moment they told me that I wasn't allowed to drive the fire truck.
You heartless bastard.
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:wtf:
That was very elaborate.
*comes out of treehouse in Victorian suit*
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His tree is on fire, and breakfast is ready, but he insists on staying up there. What is he doing? Do you think it is illegal, perverted, or insane in nature?
He's definitely planning on running for cabinet.
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His tree is on fire, and breakfast is ready, but he insists on staying up there. What is he doing? Do you think it is illegal, perverted, or insane in nature?
He's definitely planning on running for cabinet.
Further confirmation that he is perverted. :supaburn:
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:wtf:
That was very elaborate.
*comes out of treehouse in Victorian suit*
You left you Mom up there. And burned another breakfast.
That said I am glad you have come down - there's been enough suffering today. Where will you go to next?
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Wherever I am needed
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Wherever I am needed
Great mind, Try cabinet.
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Better me in two months than Jaybooker.
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Get back in the tree.