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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Biff Webster on January 13, 2012, 07:13:38 pm

Title: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Biff Webster on January 13, 2012, 07:13:38 pm

Wow man, it's really a drag being a rock.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Agent Lemon on January 13, 2012, 07:18:22 pm

Would you like to be my pet?

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Biff Webster on January 14, 2012, 01:02:25 am

I wish I was anything but a rock.  Heck, I'd even like to be a policeman.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on January 14, 2012, 04:44:20 pm

It's a drag being a cop, I think I'd rather be the mayor.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on January 14, 2012, 04:47:03 pm

These are things that most people take for granite.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Biff Webster on January 14, 2012, 06:03:57 pm

Is that a real poncho or a Sears poncho?

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on January 15, 2012, 12:19:38 pm

Always wondered what I was gonna be when I grew up, you know
Always wondered whether or not . . . whether or not I could make it
You know, in society, because,
You know, it's a drag when you're rejected.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on January 15, 2012, 05:14:46 pm

I always wanted to be in the Military, then I messed up my Knee (TRUE STORY, Not an arrow to the knee joke).
After that, I tried to be a policeman, but my knee injury made me ineligible.
Now, I've got a degree in game design, and I'm getting one in digital cinema.  Not sure where I'm going next.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Biff Webster on January 15, 2012, 05:39:07 pm

Quote from: Pterrydactyl on January 15, 2012, 05:14:46 pm

I always wanted to be in the Military, then I messed up my Knee (TRUE STORY, Not an arrow to the knee joke).
After that, I tried to be a policeman, but my knee injury made me ineligible.
Now, I've got a degree in game design, and I'm getting one in digital cinema.  Not sure where I'm going next.

T.V. dinners by the pool; watch your brother grow a beard.

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 16, 2012, 09:32:35 am

Can you roll?

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: ZPO4O on January 16, 2012, 09:35:24 am

Heck, when your eating TV dinners by the pool...if you dont have a brother, just call me up.

I'll grow a beard for ya! Shit, already got one started in fact!

Title: Re: Help, I'm a rock.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on January 19, 2012, 10:48:18 am

SPITE THE ROCK!