Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fierce2 on July 06, 2007, 11:11:27 am
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You just simply just figure out a reason to ban the person above you. It's pretty fun you should try it. GO.
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I banned you for making the game before I could because i am only validating
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Banned for disrespecting my authority you newbie
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Screw you, i just applied
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Banned for calling someone a newbie when you have with less than 50 posts.
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Banned for not realizing a newbie called you a newbie
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I'm banning you all for having lower user numbers then me.
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Banned for making it knows in a mean way that you are an admin and that you have a high post count
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Banned for not knowing I've only been an admin for a week and in this alliance my post count is low.
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banned for not telling me what anime you watch
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Banned because you all have lower post counts then me.
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Banned because you like butt sex.
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banned because you don't (hahaha...sorry that was mean)
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Banned because you dont know if i do or not. I like to give it ask your mom... OHH snap jp... lol but you are still banned
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Banned for your mamma jokes.
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Banned for not appriciating your mom jokes
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bah! *waves fist at Drumline*
banned because you got to Kaiser's post before I did!
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Banned for waving your fist at me...
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banned because your avatar photo is LAME! it's all sketchy and gross
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Banned because judging by your post count you have a big penis
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banned for calling me a man! I am so totally not a man you...you...agressive overstuffed napkin! lol!
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Banned for saying that i called you a man... you could be a tranny. and also double banned for calling me an over stuffed napkin...
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banned for being too chicken to ask me whether or not I'm a girl or a guy (I should think my avatar would have given it away )
and double banned for forgetting that I called you an agressive, overstuffed napkin
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I knew you were a girl because your thing says Star Wars Goddss. that gives it away and so does your pic, i knew you had a vagina. gosh... so banned because you called me a chicken
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banned because you didn't go golfing
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banned because Star Wars aircraft is waaay cooler than...than...jets >_>
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banned because start wars is fake
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banned because you didn't go golfing
banned for now knowing he just got home
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banned because the one guy in your avatar is insanely tall
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Banned because hes amazing
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banned because youre a band geek and know his name
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Banned because I met himlast year
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Banned for being a nub. Nub.
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Banned for burritos.
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Banned for Grave digging.
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banned for banning someone that is a gravedigger
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Banned because Papa told me to
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banned because Chuck Norris told me to.
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Banned because you used Chuck Norris' name in vain.
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banning you because i like your story ^^
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Banned you because I love to abuse my Moderator Powers
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Banned you because I love to abuse my Moderator Powers
banned you because i know in reality i never would if i could
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banning myself because i have Rent stuck in my head^^
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Banned cause I have the rest of the spades
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banned because you don't have the ace, the death card ^^
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banned because gambling is a no-no
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banned because you think gambling is a no no
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Banned for not letting someone state their opinion
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Banned for not letting someone prevent someone else from stating their opinion
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Banned because that cat is hidious and Dogs are better
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banned for saying dogs are better than cats
>_> they both suck...
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banned for being sticking up for a girl animal
you scare me
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banned for saying cats are girl animals
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banned because i can
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When was the last time you heard this on the news...
"Tonight one kid is in the Hospitol from a injury he had playing with his neighbors cat. The cat apperently bit his ear off. The Cat had to be shot when it tried to attack the paramedics."
no dosnt happen.
So banned for not listening to the news
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banned because you spelled Kamikazi wrong
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banned myself for posting too late
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banned because I'm a chaos space marine now
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When was the last time you heard this on the news...
"Tonight one kid is in the Hospitol from a injury he had playing with his neighbors cat. The cat apperently bit his ear off. The Cat had to be shot when it tried to attack the paramedics."
no dosnt happen.
So banned for not listening to the news
HAHA!!! come to think of it. THATS FUNNY SHIT RIGHT THERE
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banned because you spelled Kamikazi wrong
i ban you because i purposely spelled it wrong and for not knowing what it means.
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banned because i do know what it means
Kamikaze= divine wind
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banned because i do know what it means
Kamikaze= divine wind
i ban you because its actually GOD's wind. dumbass
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banned you because that's mean
(banned my 6th grade teacher for teaching me the wrong definition )
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banned because you deserved to be called a dumb ass.
>_> unbanned for teaching your 6th grade teacher the wrong def.
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banned because that was mean and uncalled for
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banned because theres blood on the blade of my chaos space marine
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banned because you need to see this
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(typhoon) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamikaze_(typhoon))
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banned because my Japanese friend told me it was god's wind and for not using fast reply
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banned because i'm wondering how you knew i didn't use a fast reply? (that's so cool how you knew)
(and we're both semi right because God's wind would be divine^^)
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banned because i wont tell you how i know when people use fast reply and add reply
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banned because i just realized how
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banned because you're being a cocky smart ass to Ace of Spades when she is right...
and your avatar...it sucks not really....but i had to say it...
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banned because i want to say thank you
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banned because you shouldn't have dester talk to you like he knows what's going down when he's like what...14? >_>
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i ban you for not knowing my age which is 16 and 1/2.
I'm extremely tired and cranky right now because I haven't been getting much sleep lately, so I'm sorry for being mean AOS
i congratulate AOS for figuring it out.
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I ban you because i was close and my point still remains. And i'm older than you...so blah!
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i ban you for being older than me
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Banned because jesus told me to
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Banned because I can. For real?
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banned because you are validating
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banned because the Chaos gods told me to
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banned because that was an awful reason lol
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Banned because your profile informations says you're a Newbie
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omg ! I'm a newbie *shock*
How can I not be one??
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All of you are banned for having lower post counts.
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banned because you dont have a life... jp
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Banned for banning Blue
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Banned for getting into other peoples business
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Banned because you're doing the same
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banned because you banned me for getting into other peoples business
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ip-Banned for messing with my lore-lore.
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Banned because you didn't get warned for saying Loren.
<_<
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Banned because you don't liek mudkipz
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banned because idk what that means
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Banned for admitting not knowing about mudkips.
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banned because you don't know I am new to the alliance
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banned because ur new lol
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Banned for picking on the new kid.
New kid: Banned for being a n00b to the entire intarwebz. Mudkipz is not specific to this alliance.
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banned for excessive use of the letter Z
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Banned for posting less than 10 minutes before 3pm
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banned for caring what time it wsa when it was posted
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banned for caring that he cared what time it was
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banned for such a stupid reason to ban the dude with the white cat as his avatar >_>
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Banned for insulting the white cat.
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banned for misreading and not realizing that I was supporting the white cat rather than insulting him
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Banned because Star Trek>Star Wars
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Not banned because I agree.
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banned because you agree
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not banned because I agree.
Star Wars >>>>>>>>> Star Trek
*mumbles
no stupid "beam me up scottie crap"
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Banned because you dissed Scotty
Plus, TNG FTW.
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Banned because you banned the person that agreed with me.
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Banned because of an ideological dispute.
XD @ war reasons.
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banned because you are not God
*mumbles
pretender
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Banned for phailing to note the backtick.
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banned for spelling failing wrong
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*actually goes and bans people in this topic*
Pwn3d
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banned for picking on a person with reading issues.
P.S.didn't know how to spell proper term
P.S.S. The P.S. is going to be the reason I get banned, I can feel it.
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Banned for missing me. And agent skywalker.
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banned because I didn't miss you
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Banned for not noticing that I was banning the wrong person, and for not banning me for that.
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Banned because you missed me Banning everyone in the topic.
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Kay.
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banned because the egg looks better than Darth Sidious
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Banned for banning the wrong person.
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banned because I wasn't fast enough >_<
also banned because you don't have an avatar
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banned because it was his choice to not have an avatar
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Banned for not realizing that I don't think validating accounts can have an avatar.
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Banned for thinking wrong.
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bannedb/c i dont know u
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banned because from previous knoledge, you are a girl, yet your title says you are a creepy old guy.... ewwww....
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b7 for extreme faggotry
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banned for confusing me with your post :S
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banned because I'm Kung Fu BITCHES
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banned because ur avatar is cool
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banned because your post count is higher then mine
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banned because your post count sucks
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Banned since I'm a mod.
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banned SINCE you're a mod
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Banned since I'm a vengeful person.
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banned because your name is leo
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Banned because my name is awesomer than yours.
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, I went there.
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Banned because you said " ohh i went there"
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Banned because your avatar has people beating drums with their sticks.
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b7 because you post too much...
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banned because theres skulls in my avatar
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Banned because your avatar has people beating drums with their sticks.
banned because they are at attention not playing
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banned because nobody cares whether or not they are playing
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banned because you are most certainly not a peacemaker
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Banned because you have breasts.
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banned because
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banned because you failed to finish the sentence.
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banned because maybe he didn't want to finish the sentence
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banned because you're not shy, so I can't retaliate the comment he bestowed upon me >_<
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banned because you have a little dancing cactus and I only have a cookie
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banned because that cookie looks icky
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banned because that is not my fault
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banned because it so totally is! You should post more
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banned because you obviously haven't noticed that I have only been in this alliance for a week.
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banned because I don't care...you can still post more
(this is me just giving you a hard time
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banned because I don't care...you can still post more
(this is me just giving you a hard time
Banned because you can't retaliate.
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(this is me just giving you a hard time
Yeah and your doing a good job of it
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banned because you can't either
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banned b/c i dont understand the things u say
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banned because ur too lazy to type "because"
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Banned because you're a pimp.
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banned because you said pimp
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Banned because you did too.
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banned for banning people
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Banned for banning me.
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banned for thinking ur special
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Banned for thinking I'm not special.
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banned for not thinking of original reasons to ban me and just contridicting my reason for banning you
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Banned for having an unusually large sig.
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banned for insulting it and not helping me fix it
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Banned for thinking that I'd even know how to fix it.
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banned for being a moderator and not knowing everything there is to know about the forums!!
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Banned for underestimating my powers.
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Banned for overestimating your powers <_<
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Banned for thinking I even have powers.
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banned for contridicting urself
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banned for pointing out his stupidity
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Banned for calling me stupid.
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Banned for being called stupid.
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Banned for having a big stick.
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Banned for bringing up big sticks in this topic
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Banned for being jealous of Fortress's big stick.
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banned for using my zodiac as your username
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Banned because Virgo's > All
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Banned because everyone knows that scorpio owns much, much more.
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banned because i didnt know that
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banned for having the username drumline when they are clearly the most annoying people in any band, and the colorguard owns all.
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Banned for posting above me
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Banned because your cat looks like the old Sleepy Cat..
I'll kill anyone who doesn't remember Sleepy Cat
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banned for threatning to kill people
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banned because I dont remember sllepy old kat
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banned for banning me for that and not loren since i dont either
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I ban you for banning me because I banned you for banning me for that
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AGAIN banned for not creating original reasons for banning!!!
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banned because i dont like you.jp
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banned for being a jerk
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C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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banned because you put that
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banned because you banned him
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banned for being on yellow team
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banned for being on yellow team
banned because my cat says so.
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banned for feeling the need to quote me to ban me
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banned for feeling the need to quote me to ban me
Banned for thinking that's not a good idea.
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banned for immitating him
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Banned because I can't usually ban people
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banned b/c that makes no sense you ban people all the time
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Banned for changing your avatar.
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banned for not responding quickly enough on AIM! you and your guild wars...
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Banned for complaining about Guild Wars! I'm away for a reason; you chat at your own risk.
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banned for being next in line for the levy but having your aids slots full!
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Banned for not having a cool avatar.
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banned for having a long and nonsensical movie as your avatar.
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banned for replying to this so much
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Banned because I'm glad I'm not the only one who responds to threads alot
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banned because you respond to threads alot
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banned because im a creepy old guy and i say so
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banned because you a creepy old guy with no life
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banned b/c u have a plane as your avatar
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Banned for saing "b/c" instead of because.
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Banned because you owned me in risk
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Banned because I don't like risk.
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Banned because I'm calling you sleep cat now
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Banned because I'm calling you sleep cat now
Hehe... err banned for... funny name-calling?
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banned for using "..."
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banned because you're totally confused
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Banned for having dice in your avatar.
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banned for having fuzzy hair
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Banned for trying to touch it. Except you can't!
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Banned for being a guy that's protective of his hair
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Banned for not being protective of his hair.
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LOL LOL banned because someone agrees with me and not you you should not guard your hair like gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Banned because you're all obviously criminally insane!!!
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banned b/c ur just critical
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Banned because you also think you're retarded. -_- (and won't tell me why)
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banned for not realizing i can't tell you why because it'll make you like me less
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banned because no body likes you any way. jp.
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banned because your a butthead. jp *sticks out tongue*
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Banned for being in denial. 'jp'
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banned for making fun of my jp
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banned for being a "peacemaker" and being mean
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Banned because I misread that as "pacemaker" and thought that was a lame insult
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banned for being illiterate. Don't know if I spelled that right.
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lol banned for the oxymoron
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banned for being "totally confused"
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banned because i was already banned for that
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banned because I banned you even after you were banned for that
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banned because that didn't make it sense
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banned because you ruined the moment
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banned because he dosnt ruin the moment
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banned because you ruin the moment every time you post
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banned because thats not me thats brandon
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banned because youre making fun of a person that said he would bone his sister
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banned for knowing a person who would bone his sister
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Banned, theres nothing wrong with boning your sister (ok there is, so what? Its not like I do it)
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banned for being a tired cat who doesnt bone his sister
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banned for syaing bone and sister in the same sentence
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Banned for continuing this weird subject.
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Banned because it's that time of day again
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banned b/c you are the ria jester but aren't funny
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banned for being mean to the tired cat who doesnt bone his sister
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banned for being a pale floridian
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banned because youre annoying
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banned for being mean
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Banned for not being recognizable by me.
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banned for using a real picture as your avatar
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banned for Random reasons
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banned for thinking you are cool
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Banned for thinking womens opinions really mattered.
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Banned because you have discovered the truth
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banned because womens opinion do matter and youre wrong
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banned because we didnt go last night
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banned because I did go last night, just not there
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Banned for even going somewhere.
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Banned because someone else disagreed with me
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Banned because I agree with you.
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banned because i am having a bad day
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banned for not having a good day
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b7
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banned for b7
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banned for banning about b7
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banned for caring what ganon did with b7
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banned because i've been to Pennsalvania before
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banned because on a map, New York looks like it's making sweet sweet love to Pennsylvania
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Banned for imagining mapsex
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LMAO banned for saying mapsex
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banned because im somewhat angry.
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banned because im pretty sure its not my fault
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banned because you just made me angrier
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banned b/c i didntdo anything
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Banned because I'm feeling a tad frisky.
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banned for letting everyone and their brother know
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Banned because I don't have a brother
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banned because I knew someone would say that
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banned for insulting the man's friskeyness when you know u probably are too
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banned for discussing something that reminds me of cat food
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Banned for posting directly above me!
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banned for me posting directly below you
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Banned for not posting below me
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banned for not saluting Muskovian flag !!!
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banned for trying to make me!
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banned for using thine own toilet!
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banned for saying "thine"
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Banned for deriving a ban from the person above you!
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banned for using the word deriving in your banned sentence
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banned for the oppression of the english language
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Banned for not using the correct punctuation or capitilization.
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banned, because this is the intarweb
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banned because the old man in the msn ad said interweb.
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banned because I don't care
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Banned because I don't either.
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banned because we dont care
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banned because your are are inevitable but not a prophecy
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Banned for using 'are' consecutively.
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Banned for having kick ass resources >__>
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Banned for having buttsecks status.
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Banned because I worked hard for the Buttsecks
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Banned because you did favors for the buttsecks.
(Totally playing btw.)
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Damn straight!
(I know, so am I)
Banned for ^
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Banned for not allowing to join in said favors.
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Banned for being impatient. In time you will get your buttseckz
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banned for making her wait for buttseckz
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banned for a good reason. that was awsome
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Banned for agreeing with my bannination. Get out!
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Banned for playing "knifey spoony."
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banned for not giving me yo digits
lol
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GANNON-BANNED for the topic in the HQ
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banned because you banned me fr agreeing with your bannination
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banned for not knowing how to spell "for"
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banned because you cant spell either
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banned because I am better than you
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banned becausei said so
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Banned because you're not maroon. Change to maroon and get money!
http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=3414 (http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=3414)
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Banned because you're not maroon. Change to maroon and get money!
http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=3414 (http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=3414)
Banned because your already maroon and i'm not but will be soon for 3 mil.
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banned for turning me on!
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Banned for being electric.
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banned because when it's cold, my nipples are erect
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Banned because I'm a visual thinker and I don't like that image
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Banned for thinking about that.
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banned for not changing your avatar like you said you were gunna
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banned for not changing your avatar like you said you were gunna
Banned for no good reason.
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banned because you touch yourself at night
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Banned for mass bumping.
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banned because youre a newbie
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banned because you think you're cool and awesome, whern really you suckz lulz
MUAHAHAHAHAAAAA jk lol
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Banned for excessive evil laughter.
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banned for being named sacred crotch... ewwwwwww
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banned because idk what the hell a beelzeboss is
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Banned for beelzebosses around the world
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banned because i dont think YOU know what beelzeboss is either
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Banned because you probably don't like orange juice that much.
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banned because i feel like axing someone...
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banned b/c i missed the forums while i moved
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Banned becuase I blame you for the lack of banning in the last few days
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Banned for not making up the banning deficiency.
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banned 4 having (ass) in your title bar
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Banned for being from Wisconsin.
(http://i120.photobucket.com/albums/o179/warmaster999/Smilies/ban.gif)
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banned because you don't have a place where you are from listed
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banned for caring
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Banned for caring whether others care
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banned 4 not caring if others care
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banned b/c when i first read ur name i thought it said erica not eric and was wondering y a girl had such a odd avatar
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banned for sex profiling
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banned for mentioning sex profiling
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Banned! Sex is a dirty word
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Banned for saying a dirty word
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Banned for banning someone for saying a dirty word.
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banned, b/c you said it too
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banned for being a newbie
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banned for calling somebody a newbie even though you dont even know if they are a newbie or not. (hell, he could be esteban for all YOU know)
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lol banned b/c ur avatar tries to make a pretty boy look scary
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Banned because if you would of looked at the posted pictures you would have known i am a man.
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banned for assuming everybody looks at those.
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banned because maybe we all do
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Banned because we don't and you're wrong
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banned because you don't know what you are talking about.
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banned b/c he is right we dont all look at those
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banned because nobody asked you
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banned cause cant cook french toast
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Banned because your signature is amusing.
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banned, b/c you touch yourself at night
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Banned for thought.
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banned b/c all guys do
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banned for asuming that
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banned b/c if u deny it u lie
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Banned because the truth must not get out!
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lol banned b/c the truth got out the day the world realized all guys have a penis
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LIES AND SLANDER! Also, banned
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<_< banned for trying to deny the cold hard facts
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Banned for acknowledging the cold hard facts.
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banned for assuming the facts are cold and hard.
They might be warm and squishy.
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banned for being silly
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Banned for being not silly.
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banned for saying that even though you know me in person
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Banned for being right.
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banned b/c i always am
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Banned because I can't see your avatar? o_O
Is it sposed to be there?
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banned because only an idiot can't see her avatar. jp
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banned b.c he cant see it b.c i deleted it
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Banned because I wanted to be the one to set him straight. I can see my avatar fine
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banned b/c i think feirce2 might of called me a guy <_<
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banned for saying "might of" in place of "might have". wasn't that about half of the sat writing test?
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Banned for complaining about grammar, then not capitalizing his words.
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banned b/c i got a 1450 out of 1600 on my sat and its summer
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banned b/c i beat you by 10 points lol.
and i became too lazy to capitalize words when word and outlook started doing it for me.
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Banned for becoming lazy.
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banned for the utter WTF about your avatar
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banned because i once tried to understand it too.
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banned b/c since you know george you should understand it
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Banned because the cat made me. I am no longer in control of my own actions
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Banned for being at the kitchen table.
And my avatar owns.
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banned for having a dad who wants to rent a fridge
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banned for having a fridge that wants to rent a dad
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banned for being dumb
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Banned because maybe he can't help it
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banned because maybe he can help it, and you just don't know it yet.
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banned because you are my neighbor
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banned because your brother is cooler
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banned for thinking that
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banned for talking to your neighbor on the internet, instead of screaming your comments, questions and concerns across the lawn
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banned for living in a town named after a 26 mile run.
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banned for having Soviet in your member title thingy
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Banned for using some sort of fancy color inversion to make your avatar
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banned for being born the same year as me.
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banned for being named matt
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Banned for being named Casille
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Banned for being an infidel.
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Banned for being an infidel.
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Banned because you just banned yourself for being an infidel even though you are clearly not!
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Banned for having Serious Cat in your avatar
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Banned, b/c you don't praise Allah, you infidel
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Banned for calling me an infidel
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banned b/c corn flakes
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banned b/c thats not a reason
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ORLY? (Banned)
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YA RLY! (Banned)
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NO WAI! (banned)
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YTMND (Banned)
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banned b/c u weird me out
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Banned for being weirded out so quickly.
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banned b/c its my bday so i can
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banned for not respecting the ORLY owl from ytmnd.com
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banned b/c i haveno idea what u are talking about
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banned because you're clueless
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banned b/c i said so
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banned because your reason is so bad
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banned because pokemon were over about ten years ago and its time to move on
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Banned because you believe that Pokemon is over even though it as successful as ever
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banned b/c somehow you know that it's still successful
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Banned b/c you question my knowledge
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banned b/c your knowledge is my question
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banned b/c your knowledge is my question
banned b/c your question is my knowledge.
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Banned b/c my question was actually of Twilight Master's knowledge
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Banned b/c my question was actually of Twilight Master's knowledge
Banned because twighlight Master's knowledge is my question.
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Banned because you basically copied Gaunt's reason
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Banned because you edited your post.
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banned b/c u have no avatar
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Banned because your name reminds me of castle
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banned because your avatar is illogical
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banned because your "name" is my favorite number
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banned b/c i have hair too
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Banned, because Hot Fuzz was an amazing movie
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banned b.c no one cares
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banned b.c. you made a generalization.
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BANNED FOR LIFE B/C HOT FUZZ was so GOSH DIDDLY DARND SEXTACULAR
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banned because that's an overstatement.
close, but...yeah.
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Banned for having a hilarious avatar
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Banned because Hot Fuzz made me love the British even more and you ignored his statement!
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Banned because you didn't love the British as much as you do now
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Banned because you didn't love the British as much as you do now
Banned because I actually love the British
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Banned by order of the king.
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banned by order of the queen
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Banned 4 313t3 h4X0Rs!!!
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<_< yeah of course
banned b/c u are silly
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Banned because silly is what the RIA is all about!
*cartwheels out of this topic*
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Banned for cartwheeling out of topics.
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banned because cartwheeling is actually a prerequisite
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Bah! Banned for coming to my defence!
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banned for not thanking me!
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banned for using an exclamation point where a period or even nothing would have done just as well
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banned b/c ur right
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Banned!!! Exclamation points make the world go round!
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Banned, because, your, post, lacks, commas,
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banned because you misuse commas, an offense punishable by death by grammar
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Banned because you didn't use capitalization
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Banned because you stole my chance to ban Sid.
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LaZOR Banninated!
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Banned for not actually providing a reason for banning me.
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Banned because you believe you need a reason to be banned
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banned b/c u have not mastered twilight
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banned because you might be wrong
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banned b.c i am never wrong
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banned because you're arrogant
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3L1T3 8ANNx0RZ!!!
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I don't like 1337 speak.
Also, I don't like the year 1989.
Also, BANNED!
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banned, because i have a cat that looks just like that and i hate him and want to kill him
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banned because cats are awesome
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banned because you like cats
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banned because i like the way u think, and only i can think, which thinking is the root of thinkers,and to think, you were thinking, about thinking.
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banned because you used the word "thinking" and you used too many commas
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banned because you think there is a such thing as too many commas.
a day without commas is like a day without sunshine!
My English teacher actually said that once.
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Banned because you contradict an earlier post of yours when you said I had too many commas
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Banned because I don't like whatever song is on the radio right now.
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C-C-C-C-Combo breaker! (banned)
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Fatality Banned!
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banned b/c u dont actually supply reasons to ban people
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banned because i'm tired and i'm going to bed.
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Banned because sleep is for the weak
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Banned because you're gonna die anyway of sleep deprivation.
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all posts above me and further are banned for not telling me about this fun game
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banned for not knowing urself
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banned for talking like a 3rd grader.
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banned because you are a third grader
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banned because a 2nd grader cant tell what a 3rd grader can do
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banned because that makes no sense
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Banned because you don't know how to read.
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banned because your making the cattle and pigs in ur nation have sex with eachother
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Banned for having such a twisted mind
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Banned for calling my nation's pride and joy 'twisted.'
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I'm gonna go ahead and ban you because your nation's pride and joy is pigs having sex with cattle
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I'm gonna ban you again because you've offended my citizens... again.
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banned because your citizens are so easily offended
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Banned because you clearly are not mature enough to know what CULTURAL DIVERSITY is.
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BANNED BECAUSE CULTURAL DIVERSITY TURNS ME ON!
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Banned because if you're horny you should go to [censored website] instead of these boards!
Unless you want to fap to EnragedLobster's avatar, that is.
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Banned for impersonation.
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Banned for double posting
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banned for having a long username that requires an ellipsis.
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Banned for not making your Cattle and Pigs have sex with each other.
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Banned for trying to mix the species
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Banned cause I want to ban you....hardcore....
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Banned, b/c that sounds kinky-like
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Banned for having such a twisted mind
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banned for quoting, and not actually banning
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Banned for thinking my way.... >.>
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banned for turning him on
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Not banned! Unexpected plot twist
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Banned for not following the rules.
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Banned for believing that you have to follow the rules
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Banned because I don't believe in rules!
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banned because your a girl that should follow rules
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Banned for sexual discrimination, even though you're right
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Banned because we're all wrong, expecially me and especially this post
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Banned for being especial.
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banned for adding an "e" to special
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banned for putting quotation marks around the e
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That's a dumb reason to ban someone, so I'm banning you
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Banned for calling someones reason a dumbass
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Banned for not respecting freedom of speech.
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Banned because I touch you at night
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Banned because you touch me at night.
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banned because I don't like that kind of talk
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Banned
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banned for not having a reason to ban
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Banned because that reason has been used before
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Banned for having a cat avatar - by me saying this no one shall say im banned because i have a pikachu avatar... but no ones gonna listen
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Banned because that reason has been used before
Sorry I couldn't resist
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banned because you did something someone asked politely not to do
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Banned because I am itching to bomb someone straight to hell.
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Banned because you should have done it!
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banned because i can hear you firing a gun and eating cereal.
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banned because I'm the one firing the gun
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banned for lies. lies and slander!
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Banned for the improper use of magic!
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Banned because your post, avatar and sig suggest Harry Potter is dangerously overtaking your life
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Banned because a cat controls yours.
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banned because a stick figure can't open a door in yours (until the end)
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banned because your avatar is related to your name
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Banned because my lipgloss be tonicpin'!
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Banned (http://www.tonicpin.com.au/)
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banned for toniccorn.
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Banned for movie talk
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Banned for moving.
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banned for sleeping
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Banned for using bodily functions as a excuse
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banned because your sig flashes distractingly. hmmm adblock...
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Banned for using "Gluck" in your sig
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banned for missing my umlaut!
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banned b/c u arent from gainsville u just live there now
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Banned because the rules of this topic dictate that I am to ban the previous user to post in said topic.
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Banned cause that cat is effing scary.
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Banned for being afraid of cats.
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Banned for not being afraid of our cat overlords
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Banned for not worshiping our cat overlords constantly.
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Banned for doubting my loyalty to the cat overlords
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Banned for betraying the Dog Lords.
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Banned for becoming a sinner
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Banned for breaking the 11th commandment:
Thou shalt not lie about a God.
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What God? I believe in evil overlords only!
Banned for posting ITT
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Banned for not using periods.
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Banned by the directions of my superior, officer to the cat overlords, serious cat him/herself
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ßąήήєđ ƒøŕ ήø† ъє‡ήģ £єє†
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Banned because that aint 1337 either
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banned because you aren't dyslexic
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Your BANNED, B-A-N-N-E-D
(supposed to be like that song its banana's B A N A N A S )
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Banned because you're bananas.
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Banned because you went too far
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Banned for not going far enough.
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banned b/c where is ur avatar pic from?
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Banned because I found it randomly online lol.
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Banned for being online lol
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Banned because that silly thing in your sig got it all wrong
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Banned for fucking up the silly thing in my sig
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Banned because it is actually I, who is God.
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Banned because Jesus was a lesbian
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Banned because cookies are good.
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Banned because I just a fantastic cookie and you didn't
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Banned for bad grammar having
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Just plain banned
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banned for being too plain
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banned for liking pokemon
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Banned for working in a sweatshop
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Banned for having more posts
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Banned for having a bad resolution avatar you could make yourself.
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Banned because who could be bothered to make their own avatar? Except Vintus
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Banned because you like cats.
And I don't work in a sweatshop. The poor do. I am the chairman. And not communist. I just think the sickle and hammer look sickwickednasty.
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Banned for being the chairman of a sweatshop.
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Banned for spoiling Halo 3..lol
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Banned for jacking off to Halo 3 spoilers.
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Banned for stalking me into my most deepest darkest secrets. <_<
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Banned because those secrets weren't fun anyways
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Banned because you obviously missed the good ones
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banned because I touch myself because of the good ones
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Banned because you were actually touching me.
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Banned because check your face
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banned because it's your face
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Banned because OMGZ NOOB!
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b4nn3d b3c4u53 1 pwn j00
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31it3 BANNX0RZ!!!
Also, banned
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Banned for keeping me from my homework..
drink it.
(http://www.restockit.com/images/Product/medium/91859pg.jpg)
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Banned for double posting.
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banned for double posting
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Banned for being a copy-cop-catter
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Banned, because if you notice, I didn't copy
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banned for having a weird nose
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banned because my nose is actually normal... its most likely the angle
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banned for arguing back to me
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banned because you never call
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banned because i called you last night
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Banned because you didn't even have the courtesy to give a reach around
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banned because i got your ass instead
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Banned because you didn't look at me during
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banned because you are the bitch in the relationship, step up queer!
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Banned because... *sob*
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banned because you cry too much! and YOU LEFT ME FOR BIG BUBBA IN PRISON~
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Banned because I got the AIDs in prison
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banned because i now have aids
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banned because you gotz teh aidzz@!!!!11!!
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Banned for for not giving enough aids to foreign nations ( 2 meanings )
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Banned but I can't be assed thinking of a reason why
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banned because (http://www.ieatbees.com/pics/ono.jpg)
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Banned for speaking French
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Banned for banning some one the basis that they spoke french.
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banned for banning someone because they banned someone on the basis they spoke french
wow thats a tongue twister
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Banned for twisting my tongue
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banned because your sig sux
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Userbars are banned! You are banned!
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banned because your mom hates you
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banned because the only cool black doctor is chris turk(scrubs ^^)
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banned because you're right
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Banned because admit Turk is the best, yet black doctor pictured is not Turk.
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banned because dammit, I'm changing my avatar!
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Banned until you change your avatar to Turk
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banned until you tell me who dat is
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Banned for not looking that up.
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Banned because... shit... well... gettin gay with kids
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banned because...omgzz gotta stops dis
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banned because...omgzz gotta stops dis
banned because where washinton is standing chris turk should be
example change it to this ^^
http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/xristosx/turk.jpg (http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t149/xristosx/turk.jpg)
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banned because it's alexander hamilton, not washington
FAIL
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Banned because this is my 500th post
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Banned because you obviously spam too much
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banned cause ur not cool enough to spam
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banned for using
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banned for an anime avatar
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Banned for a dead avatar
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banned for being stoopud
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banned for being a Grand Poobah
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banned bacause of a royal decree!!!!
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banned because you have a dancing banana
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Banned because I envy your cactuar
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banned because i object because thats a direct contradiction with mine that also dances
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banned cause dancing bananas are awesome
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banned because I have a banana
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banned because make the tech trade already.
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Banned for improper English
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vos es vexillum propter amplio english
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Banned because Master Face doesn't speak Portuguese
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banned because the awesome is spilling over onto other posts
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banned cause reading your last ban was like getting savaged by a dead sheep
lol
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banned because you like your sheep that way
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Banned because..you freak me out.
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banned because too many quotes
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band because you are a grand poobah. whatever that is. lol
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banned because you're back
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banned because did you ever leave?
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banned because he was in jail for 2 months
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banned for improper imprisonment
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banned because my nacho doesn't like you
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Banned because I just realized you were a guy I tech raided less than a week ago. No, you can't have your tech back. Unless Kaiser changes his mind.
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Banned for cruelty and hilarity
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banned cause i feel like it
hey unintelligent you never tech raided me man The only time i got tech raided was a month ago when i pissed off some guy in the NPO
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Banned because nvm, that was pacotaco, not pacothenacho. The similarity between names is disturbing.
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banned cuz ur stoopud
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banned cuz ur stoopud
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Banned cause your nation name doesn't make much sense.
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Banned for banning the person above you.
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banned cause ur a nazi
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banned because i'm going to eat that nacho
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Banned for attempted illegal substance abuse.
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banned for spying on me.LOL
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banned for knowing his spying on you
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Banned for having a cute advatar
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Banned for having a scythe guy as your icon.
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banned for not knowing he is a soul banisher from adventure quest
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ban myself because no one else wants to evidently
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Banned for banning yourself...
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Banned for not saying that people fail when they ban themselves...
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Banned for reminding him.
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banned just cause i feel like it!!
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banned because no feelings create bans
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BANNED FOR HAVING FEELINGS!
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BANNED FOR HAVING FEELINGS!
SHOULD BE BANNED FOR NOT HAVING FELINGS
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Banned because your avatar is excessively awesome
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banned because dancing cats are made of win
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Banned because using the phrase 'made of win' is made of lame.
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banned for lack of appreciation for the phrase "made of win", because that phrase is "made of win".
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banned for being made of win
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Banned for being from the Chinese iPod factory
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banned because your jealous your not from the chinese Ipod factory.
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banned for being a hole king
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banned for being so nice to me
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Banned for not sending me $10 every week through the mail just because you want to be like me.
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Banned for thinking anyone wants to be liek you.
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Banned for doubting that people want to be like me.
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banned for being funny.
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Banned for banning me
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banned because you love bridget
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_%28Guilty_Gear%29 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bridget_%28Guilty_Gear%29)
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Banned for being the one new member I noticed was Australian and hence making there too many Australians here. (Also for being from Bendigo)
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Banned for being racist
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Banned because you're newish around here
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Banned cuz you're oldish around here.
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banned cus this is the banned thread
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banned cuz the Dark Side has only cookies and no Waffles!!!!
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Banned because everyone knows skeletons can't play cards.
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Banned for stating the obvious
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Banned for trying to ban someone when he's already banned. (rendering his attempt to ban inneffective.)
ban ban
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Banned for posting something worth less than than the space on the server it takes up!
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Banned for stating the obvious
ditto
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banned for posting too much on the same page
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lol - banned for criticizing what someone else does to amuse themselves when they've got too much time on their hands.
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Banned for banning me!
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Banned for banning for a lame reason...
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Ditto
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Banned for being unoriginal and predictable.
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Banned because all your base are belong to us!
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Banned for being unoriginal and using old jokes that were never funny to begin with.
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banned for posting too much on the same page
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banned for being member number 1070
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banned for eating lamas
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Banned for not appreciating llama meat.
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banned for having too many bananas in your sig.
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banned for having a weird guinea pig avatar
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banned for having a brain-controlling parasite disguised as a bad hair piece
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Banned for not inviting me to your Llama Meat BBQ, (I know you have had them)
(BTW its a prairie dog)
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banned for having high potasium levels in your shorts. :}
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banned for reminding me of the line 'we wear short shorts' from the song 'one eyed one horned flying purple people eater'
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Banned for getting the 'shorts shorts' song stuck in my head.
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banned for making me have dirty thoughts about Daisy Duke (my wifes a gonna kill me)
(http://www.tvdance.com/shop/-00-images/halloween-costumes/19544.jpg)
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Banned for inflicting your dirty thoughts on others by posting a picture of DD.
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Banned for not wanting dirty thoughts of Daisy Duke
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Banned because dirty thoughts are always wanted, but not always convenient. Oh and also for false advertising in your sig.
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Banned for being inconvenienced by dirty thoughts.
(and for attacking my sneaky way to get my city to grow)
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Banned because that's not a valid excuse for misuse of boobie clip
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Not banned, you speak the truth
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Banned for agreeing with an attack on me for an invalid reason.
(BTW my booby clip pic will not always go to the same site I will be changing it randomly)
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banned for using ugly colors that are ugly
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Banned for being ugly that is ugly
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banned for wanting my ugly ass that is ugly
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banned for not having any thing in your sig that shows your a llamavore other than your name.
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Banned for taking out the misleading boobie clip - it didn't work, but it was still nice to look at.
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banned for reminding me of the disappointing boobie image. </3
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Banned for not having something animated in your sig.
(you should make your bloody arms animated)
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banned for having too many animated phalli in his sig
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Banned for using the word Phalli
(any references to penises should be banned)
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Banned because monkeys invaded the mall fruit stand, destroying the supplies of Kiwi. With no Kiwi the staff of the cell phone kiosks revolted and began throwing cell phone batteries at old people. The old people became angry and used their walkers to break all the pane glass in sight.
ALL because of the monkeys.
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User post deleted. REASON:banned.
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your all banned for making this topic fail
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banned for being a fruit
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Banned for not enjoying my fruit
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Banned for caring who gives a shit about his fruit.
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Banned for not giving a shit about my fruit
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banned
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Banned because my God's dick is bigger than yours
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Banned for checking out and comparing god packages
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Banned for a Sub-par Sig
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Banned for leaving the Allience
*and for Banning your self*
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Banned for the above reasons
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you cant ban me for banning myself and banning me for it...
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Oh yes i can cuz you can't technically ban yourself.
Banned cuz Cherrys are better then Bananas (sexual innuendo?)
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Banned for a sig that is too long
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banned for not appreciating my Sig w/ Flair edition
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Me and OH dont agre on much but
Banned for a sig that is too long
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Banned for being too hot!
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you cant ban me you dont live here any more
Get out of my house you cheating so and so
* cuts up all the things OH gave her*
Banned for being a man whore
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banned for not knowing how cool my new sig is
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Banned for having an awesome sig
*There i shortened my sig! Happy? oh and Queue1 if you see this i still have them saved *
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Not Banned your Kewl
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baned for too much awesome in sig
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Banned for near equal awsomeness in your avi...
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Banned for banning sake
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User Post Deleted. Reason: Banned
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Banned cause User Post Deleted. Reason: Banned is cheap
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Banned for calling his reason cheap.
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Banned for banning some one stating the truth
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Banned for having Ronald McDonald in your avi.
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Banned cause I have no FLIPPIN idea what your avatar is saying!
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banned for thinking u can be the king of the hole
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Banned for banning a king
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Banned for not telling me what your avatar is saying!
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Banned for not knowing that it's saying "No, I'm NOT the avatar, I'm just cleaning here"
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Banned for spelling resources wrong! Thanx for telling me.
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Banned for telling me I spelt it wrong (thx)
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Banned for living in antarctica because you are the smartest pengiun in the world with a pc! lol
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Banned because Antarctica is a really cool place.
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banned because it is to cool for me
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Banned for not liking it cool
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Banned for having an avatar in another language.
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banned for riding a stick horse (sig.)
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Banned for having an animated Avatar.
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Banned for being a Pokemon fan (I like them also) lol
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Banned because I'm not a pokemon fan, I just like Mudkipz
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banned for posting so much
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Banned for not posting enough
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banned for not liking pokemon but liking 1 pokemon!
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Banned for liking them in general
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Banned for not being over 9000
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Banned for turning 18 today.
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Banned for using that really freaky emote.
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Banned for not using a freaky emote
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banned for banning him for not using freaky emote
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not banned because he's not even a member
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Banned for not banning someone just cos they were validating
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banned for not banning this account yet
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Banned for being a NEWBIE
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banned for not banning me first.
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Banned because it took me ages to figure out your avatar.
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Banned because cannons are obsolete
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banned for stopping so short of 69 posts
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banned for Ike
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Band for making me and all hail the hypnotoad
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Banned because like He-Man "I HAVE THE POWER!!!!"
(look I left the embassy ZOMG!)
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Banned for shaming his lords
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Banned for wearing Michael Jackson gloves.
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Banned for being on the pink team
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banned for discriminating against colors
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Banned for posting in a Ban the Person Above You Game Thread.
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banned for NEGLECTING THE POINT OF THE ENTIRE DAMN GAME
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banned for NEGLECTING THE POINT OF THE ENTIRE DAMN GAME
Banned for not capitalizing the first word of your sentence and capitalizing all the rest.
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Banned for not being a RIAer! Damn foo!
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BANNED FOR BANNING A PERSON WHO'S BANNING PEOPLE
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Banned for liking one TV show too much.
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Banned for having the word "poo" in your name.
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bannned for not lieking mudkips
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banned because you used a word that i didn't think existed
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Banned for your lack of vocabulary.
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:nonconformity:
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banned for not using the word banned or banning in your last post
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banned for not using the word banned or banning in your last post
banned for pretending not to be czom
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Banned for animal porn.
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banned for calling my foster parents animals
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BANNED FOR THINKING IM C-ZOM WHEN I'M NOT CAUSE I DONT NO WHO HE IS SO THATS WHY YOUR BANNED!!!!!!!!!! :-P
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Banned for using the wrong code for your emoticon!
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banned for not remarking about house's c-zomness
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banned for not making sense
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Banned for not having a cool avy like me
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banned for bragging about your retarded avy
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banned for banning him because of his retarded avi.
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banned because my avatar is cooler
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Banned because your avy looks like a positive result on an E.P.T. test.
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banned because you probably don't do ept tests
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banned because you think your cross avi is better than House
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banned because you claim you talk about yourself in the third person
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Banned because your sentence structure sucked in that last post.
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banned because you dont know that i was going to type something else, and when i decided against it i accidentally didnt backspace it all
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Banned because your name in Iroquis means "goat fucker".
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banned for messing up a translation
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banned 4 your hippie avatar
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banned because you dont know im getting a new one
or, banned for banning the wrong person
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banned for banning two people in the same post
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banned for not realizing i gave an option for who would be banned because i didnt know who u were banning because my avatar isnt/wasnt hippy
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banned because you didn't know that I was talking about the IRON Ambassador
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banned because you didn't know that I was talking about the IRON Ambassador
Banned, No Dr.s Allowed.
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Banned for being biased against Dr.s
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Banned for labeling me "IRON Ambassador". I have a name ya know, it's Electric Freaking Mango. I'm not just a sexi ambassador from a secksi alliance, I'm a person.
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banned for thinking that you alliance is secksier then the RIA
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Banned for not coming to IRON's forums and spamming it up. We could use some random insanity
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Banned for not giving me a link and not requesting that I become IRON's ambassador
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Banned for actually signing up at IRON forums and actually becoming our ambassador. What the hell was I thinking? Like I don't get enough House over here now when I go home to IRON he's gonna be there too
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banned for taking so long to realize that I would actually do it.
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Banned for not asking me permission before becoming our ambassador. From now on everything you do must be ran through me. This includes your personal life as well Dr. You want so vicodin, you ask me 1st. You want to go out cane shopping? You come to me 1st.
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banned not say hi to me
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Banned for not asking me permission before becoming our ambassador. From now on everything you do must be ran through me. This includes your personal life as well Dr. You want so vicodin, you ask me 1st. You want to go out cane shopping? You come to me 1st.
(Once again)Banned for banning me for more then one thing at a time.
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Banned for skipping a person who was coming in to ban someone else just so you could ban me but it back fired cuz now i'm in here banning you.
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Banned because I can
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Banned for placing walking canes in strategic yet highly dangerous locations across the forums.
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banned for pointing that our to everyone
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Banned for being banned 4 real
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Banned for taunting him for being banned
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Banned for to less fiercesob.
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banned for banning me when it wasnt my fault
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banned for not being more bad ass.
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banned for not understanding how BADASS Kirby really is
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Banned for coming over to my house and asking me if you looked fat in those jeans. And I was like, "Whaaaaat! You know your ass be looking all fat in those jeans." And you were all like, "Oh noes, my feelings, you hurt them real bad." And I be all like, "Whaaaat! F your feelings!" And then you were like, "Oh boo hoos! Wah wah wah."
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banned for being a liar >_> and also banned for 3 lines of text
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Banned for continuing to ban me
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Banned for continuing to ban me
Banned, I dont like mangos... Specially not the shocking ones.
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banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
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banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
banned for quoting when it wasnt necessary
Banned for thinking Kirby is a bad ass. We all know he is just cute and that's it.
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Banned for not knowing that only real men wear pink, and Kirby IS pink, and that he has a huge fuckin BanHammer, and a pirate sword (final cutter), and he has the biggest appetite you will ever goddamn see, and he can transform, and he can get as hard as a rock, and he flies thru space on a star on a regular basis and he has an arch-nemesis who is a huge penguin! and SO MUCH MORE!
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banned for too long explanation
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banned for being the only one who seems to care to play this game
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Banned for giving up on keeping this thread alive
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Banned for gravedigging.
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Banned for not having a sense of humor and for walls of text.
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Banned for having way more llamas than me.
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Banned for skimping on the museum recently. </3
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am i doing it right?
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banned for having a vagina but no tits
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Banned because I intend to steal his gimmick. There's an old saying that if you don't speak up, you won't be heard. As a firm believer in the veracity of that saying, I feel obligated to speak up on the subject of Llamavore's politically incorrect platitudes. If you disagree with my claim that Llamavore's obloquies are devoid of logic and filled to the brim with hate and misinformation, then read no further. Conclaves of Llamavore's spinmeisters have all the dissent found in a North Korean communist party meeting. That's why no one there will ever admit that Llamavore denies ever having tried to make people suspicious of those who speak the truth. I assume he's merely trying to cover his posterior, as the truth is that Llamavore is often accused of tricking academics into abandoning the principles of scientific inquiry. His accomplices usually respond with a message along the lines of, "So what? At least Llamavore isn't treating traditional values as if they were litigious crimes." I suppose there's an argument to be made for that, but aren't we forgetting that anyone who examines the historical development of the last hundred years from the standpoint of this letter will at once understand that Llamavore would love to see me become increasingly frustrated, humiliated and angry? Some people have said that the ideas backing up Llamavore's stances are extremely out-of-touch and shallow. Maybe. But I'm more inclined to believe that Llamavore's secret passion is to make it nearly impossible to disturb his prolix, satanic gravy train. For shame! What we're seeing is a domino effect of events that started with Llamavore stating that women are crazed Pavlovian sex-dogs who will salivate at any object even remotely phallic in shape. That prevarication incited his flunkies to scupper my initiative to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most surly manifestations. The most officious Neanderthals I've ever seen reacted, in turn, by plaguing our minds. The next domino to fall, not surprisingly, was a widespread increase in caciquism, and that's the event that galvanized me to tell everyone that a bunch of purblind paranoiacs have recently been accused of providing voluble, pugnacious racketeers with an irresistible temptation to keep us everlastingly ill at ease. Llamavore's fingerprints are all over that operation. Even if it turns out that he is not ultimately responsible for instigating it, the sheer amount of his involvement demands answers. For instance, when Llamavore promotes one social program after the next to take care of some segment of society, is he doing it for that segment of society, or is he doing it because he seeks power and position? This is not a question that we should run away from. Rather, it is something that needs to be addressed quickly and directly because if they could speak, the birds, snakes, and other creatures who are our Earth brothers and Earth sisters would doubtlessly say that his entourage has found a rallying cry for its upcoming battle against our most treasured liberties. That rallying cry is, "Llamavore is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted!" It's quotes like that that make me realize that Llamavore's attempts to outrage the very sensibilities of those who value freedom and fairness are much worse than mere gangsterism. They are hurtful, malicious, criminal behavior and deserve nothing less than our collective condemnation. What I had wanted for this letter was to write an analysis of Llamavore's ideals. Not an exhortation or a shrill denunciation, but an analysis. I hope I have succeeded at that.
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banned for using the exact same rant generator on me that he used on moth a few years ago
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I don't normally talk about how dirty fribbles, motivated by either statism or a desire to lead a tactless life, are eager to help your last post produce precisely the alienation and conflict needed to convict me without trial, jury, or reading one complete paragraph of this letter. However, in this case I'm going to make an exception. I figure it's okay because the depth of its disdain for the public and the height of its hubris are evident in its attempts to emphasize the negative in our lives instead of accentuating the positive. I guess I should start by saying that if you want truth, you have to struggle for it. This letter represents my struggle, my attempt at supplying the missing ingredient that could stop the worldwide slide into Comstockism. It is also my soapbox for informing the community at large that your last post has nothing but contempt for you, and you don't even know it. That's why I feel obligated to inform you that it says that it wants to make life better for everyone. Lacking a coherent ideology, however, it always ends up substituting pap for art.
It seems clear that your last post is driving under the influence of tribalism. But we ought to look at the matter in a broader framework before we draw final conclusions on the subject: We see that sometime in the future your last post will peddle fake fears to the public. Fortunately, that hasn't happened...yet. But it will decidedly happen if we don't purge the darkness from your last post's heart.
By my word, if I chose to do so I could write exclusively about your last post's profligate, gutless reports and never be lacking for material. Nonetheless, I'd rather spend some time discussing how your last post is neither morally nor intellectually consistent. If it were, it wouldn't first impose a narrow theological agenda on secular society then afterwards decry my observation that its toadies often reverse the normal process of interpretation. That is, they value the unsaid over the said, the obscure over the clear. When its orations are challenged, your last post stages an outpouring of phony emotion in order to look good to the public. A person could write a whole book on that topic alone. In order to be as brief as possible, though, I'll state simply that your last post would have us believe that five-crystal orgone generators can eliminate mind-control energies that are being radiated from secret, underground, government facilities. To be honest, it has never actually said that explicitly, but if you follow its logic—what little there is—you'll see that this is its real point.
Your last post's insane ipse dixits are an epiphenomenon of mumpish heathenism. That's just a fancy way of saying that it has been said that I believe that people who work with your last post's chargés d'affaires discredit themselves. I, in turn, aver that if we look beyond your last post's delusions of grandeur, we see that it claims that those who disagree with it should be cast into the outer darkness, should be shunned, should starve. Predictably, it cites no hard data for that claim. This is because no such data exist. Your last post thinks that the health effects of secondhand smoke are negligible. Of course, thinking so doesn't make it so.
Your last post is a proponent of "blackguardism"—a term it uses catachrestically in place of "narcissism". History offers innumerable examples for the truth of this assertion. Your last post honestly intends to mold the mind of virtually every citizen—young or old, rich or poor, simple or sophisticated. The direful sequence of that result, so flagrantly nit-picky and wicked in itself, is that perverted mouthpieces for insidious vigilantism will topple society some day. Here, I am merely trying to advance the opinion that your last post's coadjutors are easily manipulated. Let's be sure that I've made myself absolutely clear: Your last post presents one face to the public, a face that tells people what they want to hear. Then, in private, it devises new schemes to transform fear and its inculcation into the preeminent force ruling human existence.
Your last post is a vexatious calumniator. In fact, your last post is worse than a vexatious calumniator; it's also an impolitic crook. That's why it feels obligated to ransack people's homes. If I didn't think your last post would give me reason to fall prey to its rhetoric and obfuscation, I wouldn't say that I receive a great deal of correspondence from people all over the world. One of the things that impresses me about all of it is the massive number of people who realize that that which is built inextricably into the laws of the universe cannot be entirely merciless. That should serve as the final, ultimate, irrefutable proof that I act based on what I think is right, not who I think is right. That's why I try always to deliver new information about your last post's heartless, bad-tempered vituperations. It's also why I say that it contends that we should cast our lots with acrimonious bourgeoisie. What planet is it from? The planet Jealous? We already have our answer: As a respected journalist put it, "Your last post's bait-and-switch tactics will cause more harm than good". He probably could have added that knowledge and wisdom are your last post's enemies. It understands that by limiting education and enlightenment, it can fool more people into believing that terrorism is a noble goal. Sadly, those with the least education are those who would benefit most from the knowledge that by delivering an additional blow to dignity and self-worth, your last post is telegraphing its intentions to cause riots in the streets.
Assume for a moment that your last post's scribblings are nothing short of rabid. It therefore follows that if I seem a bit hidebound, it's only because I'm trying to communicate with your last post on its own level. Let no one say that everything your last post says is thoroughly and absolutely true. No, this is pathological antagonism and must be regarded as an attempt to shrink the so-called marketplace of ideas down to convenience-store size. Your last post either is or elects to be ignorant of scientific principles and methods. It even intentionally misuses scientific terminology to dupe people into believing that it is always being misrepresented and/or persecuted. Your last post used to maintain that if it kicks us in the teeth we'll then lick its toes and beg for another kick. When it realized that no one was falling for that claptrap, it changed its tune to say that character development is not a matter of "strength through adversity" but rather, "entitlement through victimization". Your last post is indisputably a bloody-minded liar, and shame on anyone who believes it.
Doesn't it strike you as odd that your last post exhibits a perverse talent for getting viscerally angry and staying angry long enough to embark on wholesale torture and slaughter of innocent civilians? When you reflect upon this, you'll realize that we need to do what needs to be done. Why? Because of what's at stake: literally everything. My general thesis is that your last post would have us believe that its activities are on the up-and-up. Such flummery can be quickly dissipated merely by skimming a few random pages from any book on the subject. I'll talk a lot more about that later, but first let me finish my general thesis: Your last post says that everyone would be a lot safer if it were to monitor all of our personal communications and financial transactions—even our library records. Why on Earth does your last post need to monitor our library records? Although I haven't yet been able to concoct an acceptable answer to that question, I can suggest a tentative hypothesis. My hypothesis is that your last post insists that it has no choice but to hijack the word "pseudoparenchymatous" and use it to resort to underhanded tactics. Its reasoning is that the most brassbound purveyors of malice and hatred you'll ever see should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers. Yes, I realize that that argument makes no sense, but your last post's bedfellows have tried repeatedly to assure me that your last post will eventually tire of its plan to herald the death of intelligent discourse on college campuses and will then step aside and let us drive off and disperse the scornful proponents of masochism who destroy the heart and fabric of our nation. When that will happen is unclear—probably sometime between "don't hold your breath" and "beware of flying pigs".
In the strictest sense, your last post has been fairly successful in its efforts to spawn delusions of fanaticism's resplendence. That just goes to show what can be done with a little greed, a complete lack of scruples, and the help of a bunch of the most voluble varmints you'll ever see. Your last post's cock-and-bull stories represent a backward step of hundreds of years, a backward step into a chasm with no bottom save the endless darkness of death. Your last post likes to have difficult social issues presented to it in simple, black-and-white terms—and your last post knows it. While I don't question your last post's motives, and I certainly understand the frustrations of its hired goons, it likes to quote all of the saccharine, sticky moralisms about "human rights" and the evils of denominationalism. But as soon as we stop paying attention, your last post invariably instructs its apparatchiks to rally for a cause that is completely void of moral, ethical, or legal validity. Then, when someone notices, the pattern repeats from the beginning. Though this game may seem perverse beyond belief to any sane individual it makes perfect sense in light of your last post's snooty, complacent refrains.
I no longer believe that trends like family breakdown, promiscuity, and violence are random events. Not only are they explicitly glorified and promoted by your last post's irritating accusations, but if you ever ask it to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed. Your last post's site is a repository of useless up-to-the-minute ephemera. This is all well and good, but I wish I didn't have to be the one to break the news that your last post frequently sprinkles its speech with the guttural argot of cold-blooded liars and cheats. Nevertheless, I cannot afford to pass by anything that may help me make my point. So let me just state that the absurdity of your last post's pranks requires no further comment. Excuse me; that's not entirely correct. What I meant to say is that if your last post doesn't realize that it's generally considered bad style to support hostile governments known for human rights abuses, wrongful imprisonment, and slavery, then it should read one of the many self-help books on the subject. I recommend it buy one with big print and lots of pictures. Maybe then your last post will grasp the concept that many recent controversies have been fueled by a whole-hearted embracing of deplorable, obdurate theories. That's the sort of statement that some people allege is foolish but which I believe is merely a statement of fact. And it's a statement that needs to be made because it says that it needs a little more time to clean up its act. As far as I'm concerned, its time has run out. This is far from all I have to say on the topic, but it's certainly enough for now. Just remember one thing: Your last post's devotees live not by rational discussion but by mindless slogans.