Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on December 18, 2007, 07:01:15 pm
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http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant/ (http://www.tmz.com/2007/12/18/jamie-lynn-spears-is-pregnant/)
Jamie Lynn Spears, 16, has confirmed to OK! Magazine that she is pregnant. Oh. My. God.
A source tells us the interview, which hits stands tomorrow, is six pages and is on the record with Jamie Lynn and her mother. She tells the mag that the father is Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church. Brit's younger sister, star of Nick's "Zoey 101," says she's keeping the baby.
Sources tell us that she has not yet told her older sister. Well, she knows now.
UPDATE: Nickelodeon issued the following statement this afternoon: "We respect Jamie Lynn's decision to take responsibility in this sensitive and personal situation. We know this is a very difficult time for her and her family, and our primary concern right now is for Jamie Lynn's well being."
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Well I relly did not care ...... unless its mine then crap
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Ok. More rich, bitching shit like Zac Effron/Vannessa Anne Hudgens. Rich Hollywood punks fucking. If this teaches anyone this: Zac/Vanessa >Jamie/other bitch since they can fuck w/o baby.
Also: damn, 16 and knockered up?!?!
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uh whoo is jamie lyn spears?
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Iran, Kosovo, AIDS in Africa, Iraq, imminent government shutdown over budget fight, CIA tape destroying, and Turkey in Iraq are all things I thought of in under 10 seconds that deserve more attention than this. Let alone things NOT being covered because it doesn’t fit in the corporate media’s budget. This. Is. Not. News. Worthy.
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Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa Whoa.... Lois this not my Batman Glass
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Tomb wins this topic.
And Elimiat is correct. This isn't fucking news. Though it is really hilarious, I think theres way more important shit going on.
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*Prays to the great and wise Darwin to correct this mistake*
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Darwin? Pft. You want shit done, you pray to Duke Nukem.
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I lost faith in Duke Nukem when he continuously failed to show up year after year......
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I lost faith in Duke Nukem when he continuously failed to show up year after year......
Just like Santa and the Great Pumpkin. ;_;
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Well fuck...looks like we have no choice but to call upon captian planet...
<_<
People, you know what to do!!!
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EARTH!!
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They could market this as a new Zoey 101 movie on Nick.
"Zoey 101: The New Arrival"
Damn, this is messed up...
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Well, the world needs entertainment... or rather, a select cult of the toniculation does, otherwise we may have more unhappiness in the home, believe it or not.
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FIRE!!
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WIND!
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Well what did anyone really expect from a little girl that dressed like a fucking fuck toy? I would've hit it.
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WATER!
lol random pregnant girl i've never heard of. i guess she has enough money to provide for the kid, although if she was dumb enough to get pregnant, she's probably too dumb to raise it properly.
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heart!
and she fucking rich but looks like she be dumb also
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Captain Planet doesn't care
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Captain Planet doesn't care
FUCK YOU!! Of course I care.
With your powers combined I am Captain Planet!
Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
He's our powers magnified,
And he's fighting on the planet side
Captain Planet, he's our hero,
Gonna take pollution down to zero,
Gonna help him put us under,
Bad guys who like to loot and plunder
"You'll pay for this Captain Planet!"
(chanting)
We're the planeteers,
You can be one too!
'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do,
Looting and polluting is not the way,
Hear what Captain Planet has to say:
"THE POWER IS YOURS!!"
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so captian planet, what should we do with the idiot?
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*grins evilly*
What we shall do to him is pure EVIL!!!!!!!
It is steamy, and it comes from boston....
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Texas Chili Bowl?
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>_<
The boston steamer, dickwipe
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So, just what color shit does an overgrown smurf with a mullet shit anyway?
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biodegradable shit.
it helps the planet and stuff
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biodegradable shit.
it helps the planet and stuff
Blue skin and green hair, you sure that log isn't radioactive.
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in case youre wondering, my hair is made of grass, and my skin is due to my body reflecting what people see as the ocean. Blue=water.
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in case youre wondering, my hair is made of grass, and my skin is due to my body reflecting what people see as the ocean. Blue=water.
Grass, huh, did not know that.
Here, ya know. You might want to fire the redneck who's mowing your scalp. Think afro or, even better, dreadlocks.
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no.....
then ill lose my subscription to Mullets Monthly....
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>>>then ill lose my subscription to Mullets Monthly....
That's a good thing, really.
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*GASP* YOU MONSTER!!!!!
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Casey Aldridge, who she has been dating for some time and first met at church
I thought that was the funniest part.
Church.
Teehee.
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i guess the whole "pre-marridal sex" thing just flew right over their heads huh?
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No... the funniest part was her mom was writing a book on how to properly raise your children even when they're celebrities. For some reason.... I guess the book is on hold now.
The mother of Britney and Jamie Lynn’s book will be titled, “tonic Culture Mom: A Real Story Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World.”
The book, scheduled for release in the spring of 2008, is “Lynne Spears’s personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community,” according to Publishers Marketplace.
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NO WAI!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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please, i know chicks that are pregnant since 14 y/o.
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my best friend got pregnant at 13... no it wasn't mine lol
btw this is wat happens when E.G.G. (a.k.a. Captain Planet) takes speed. God help us all! Just Kidding
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-56DhvyuPs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-56DhvyuPs)
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FIRE!!
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PIMP!
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Preggers!
(http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r33/efaisalz/jamie-lynns-spears.jpg)
And at Kids' Choice Awards! There are like 6 year olds there..lol
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Errr, what and who?
Azural.
And be serious, guys. A 16 year old girl getting pregnant is NOT something new to the world. An 11 year old girl having a baby is another story.
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CHILD SUPPORT!!!
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Errr, what and who?
Azural.
And be serious, guys. A 16 year old girl getting pregnant is NOT something new to the world. An 11 year old girl having a baby is another story.
I agree but
Not just any 16 year old grrl! It's Britney Spear's little sister. She's even got her own damn show on Nickolodeon (sp?). So it's all "wow" that she'd be that stupid. Surprising.
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yeah, 'wow' that kids on tv are the same as kids off tv
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BUSTED CONDOM!!
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Errr, what and who?
Azural.
And be serious, guys. A 16 year old girl getting pregnant is NOT something new to the world. An 11 year old girl having a baby is another story.
I agree but
Not just any 16 year old grrl! It's Britney Spear's little sister. She's even got her own damn show on Nickolodeon (sp?). So it's all "wow" that she'd be that stupid. Surprising.
Since when did being Britney Spears' sister the greatest thing in the world? And come on, all are human. Regardless if they're on TV or not. People do stupid stuff. Secks is good, who can resist it?