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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 02:17:09 am

Title: I refuse to leave my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 21, 2011, 02:17:09 am: Or talk to anyone for all but the most important issues.
That is all.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Leo on September 21, 2011, 07:48:36 am: Your mom said that breakfast is ready.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 21, 2011, 12:16:49 pm: uumm... Your tree is on fire.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Brian on September 21, 2011, 07:30:58 pm: guys, how many times do i have to say it. just leave him be, he is fine up there all alone, by himself, with nobody but him...nobody....
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 22, 2011, 02:24:54 am: His tree is on fire, and breakfast is ready, but he insists on staying up there. What is he doing? Do you think it is illegal, perverted, or insane in nature?
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Leo on September 22, 2011, 01:08:52 pm: I actually already ate his breakfast for him. Then his mother made me a special treat and I ate her out.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 22, 2011, 01:30:44 pm: That isn't funny. My mother is dead.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Leo on September 22, 2011, 11:11:42 pm: So it wasn't the milk that smelled spoiled?
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 22, 2011, 11:25:09 pm: e_o

I burned my gourmet breakfast talking to you.
*tosses burned gourmet food through window and starts over*
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 26, 2011, 02:43:09 am: Well that answers it - gourmet breakfast - obviously some sort of a pervert, or a deviant at the very least. I bet he is keeping his mom up there.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Leo on September 26, 2011, 04:07:54 pm: No, his mother's with me.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 26, 2011, 07:30:01 pm: I happen to like nice things.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 28, 2011, 03:16:38 am: So, he is in a burning tree, alone with his dead mother, and a so distracted that he burned his gourmet breakfast. And he likes nice things. What the hell distracted him into burning his breakfast?

BTW when you threw your breakfast out the window, it bounced on the burning trunk, caught fire, landed on a police dog, and it freaked out. A small child started laughing at the dog, so the dog attacked it. A brave and selfless fireman (the only one one the scene), dropped his hose and ran to save the child - he succeeded in saving the child by killing the dog with his axe, but struck so hard that he cut off the child's leg, and then the fireman bled to death from a wound the dog inflicted. The policeman had to take the child to the hospital because no ambulance was available, and noone knows how to operate the firetruck. He left the leg behind because he couldn't find it. So your tree is still on fire, and there is a lot of carnage below.

How many more must be killed or maimed before you will come out of the tree? What about the fireman's retarded wife and 6 kids? For God's sake man, it is time to end this thing! Come down! Noone is blaming you for the deaths, but if you stay up there, they just might start talking - time is running out.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Leo on September 28, 2011, 11:40:47 am: I actually blamed him the moment they told me that I wasn't allowed to drive the fire truck.

You heartless bastard.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 28, 2011, 02:32:50 pm: :wtf:
That was very elaborate.

*comes out of treehouse in Victorian suit*
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on September 29, 2011, 02:56:17 am: Quote from: GrilledSlug on September 22, 2011, 02:24:54 am
His tree is on fire, and breakfast is ready, but he insists on staying up there. What is he doing? Do you think it is illegal, perverted, or insane in nature?
He's definitely planning on running for cabinet.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 29, 2011, 04:31:55 am: Quote from: Snowbound Milk on September 29, 2011, 02:56:17 am
Quote from: GrilledSlug on September 22, 2011, 02:24:54 am
His tree is on fire, and breakfast is ready, but he insists on staying up there. What is he doing? Do you think it is illegal, perverted, or insane in nature?
He's definitely planning on running for cabinet.

Further confirmation that he is perverted. :supaburn:
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on September 29, 2011, 04:40:12 am: Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 28, 2011, 02:32:50 pm
:wtf:
That was very elaborate.

*comes out of treehouse in Victorian suit*

You left you Mom up there. And burned another breakfast.

That said I am glad you have come down - there's been enough suffering today. Where will you go to next?
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on September 29, 2011, 11:33:11 pm: Wherever I am needed
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 01, 2011, 03:57:03 am: Quote from: Crazyman93 on September 29, 2011, 11:33:11 pm
Wherever I am needed
Great mind, Try cabinet.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 01, 2011, 01:52:01 pm: Better me in two months than Jaybooker.
Title: Re: I refuse to burritos my tree house.
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 04, 2011, 02:03:42 pm: Get back in the tree.