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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 03:14:43 pm

Title: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 03:14:43 pm
All it was was blood. Well, half blood, half shit. Just thought I'd share with someone.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Leo on October 03, 2011, 03:23:20 pm
It was good knowing ya, bud.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 03:23:51 pm
When I die, do you want my nation? <_<
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Post by: Leo on October 03, 2011, 03:26:22 pm
Fuck no. My own nation is lucky that I haven't kicked it out of the house yet, so why would I want to add another mouth-breather to this thing I call a family!?
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 03:32:07 pm
Because you could go rogue with this one for a while. I currently have almost REDACTED.
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Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 03, 2011, 03:39:44 pm
Get off internet, go to hospital.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 03:55:41 pm
I don't like using my insurance. I don't even have the $100 copay I'd need to get in there.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 03, 2011, 04:21:03 pm
1a. find a liberal
1b. ask them if they voted for obama and if they support obamacare
2. 'accidentally' bloodshit on them
3. ask for help with copay
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Brian on October 03, 2011, 05:23:06 pm
umm... the ER cant legaly turn anyone away. just give them a face name/address/SSN or whatever. alternativly you could pretend to pass out on a bench and have a friend call 911. then they show up, take you to ER, they fix you up some. you say fuck no i aint paying. walk out. ???. profit.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: undiscoveredbum on October 03, 2011, 05:33:28 pm
Get off internet, go to hospital.

and then pay them money so they can tell you it's hemorrhoids or something

also, $100 copay? ouch. I don't even have a copay.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 05:39:06 pm
Yeah. ER visits are $100. In-N-Out's health insurance coverage sucks...except on meds and regular doctor visits where I pay virtually nothing.
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Post by: Jenne on October 03, 2011, 07:10:15 pm
Write them a check.  It's almost like real money.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 07:27:01 pm
Except my checking account only has enough money in it right now for my car payment.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Jenne on October 03, 2011, 07:35:06 pm
I didnt say anything about having the funds to cover it.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 03, 2011, 07:50:25 pm
If a bunch of fucking sand niggers can get treated for free after having kids in our hospitals on our dime, and American citizen can be seen for shitting blood.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 03, 2011, 08:06:35 pm
Hey if your still needing help, it's probably just an internal hemorrhoid or something simple like that.  Supposedly, they are fairly common with people who sit in chairs all day long without cushions, as well as males ages 20-28 and 60+.  If there was no pain associated with it, it could be that it just burst and the source of the blood.  Was the blood Lighter or Darker Red?  The color can tell you roughly where the bleeding occurred within your intestinal track.   If there was pain, it could have been an external hemorrhoid and have had bright red with it.  If it was a hemorrhoid, expect a LOT of blood initially, but pretty much none after about 16-24 hours.  If there is still blood after that point, it's probably something else and could bleeding from within the intestines (as i said, color would help determine this), ulcers, food poisoning, diabetes, and about a billion other things.  But most commonly, it's just Internal Hemorrhoids, especially with people who sit at computers all day in chairs with inadequate cushioning.

Now, you might ask, Why does Pterrydactylhis know so much about this?

Well, Since I'm typically the most responsible among my friends, I end up taking people to the hospital the most.  Thus, I've been slowly learning medical problems and terminology from both being in the room with them (such as how i learned how to locate necrotic tissue on legs and feet), or in the case, from the reading material in the waiting rooms.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 09:06:56 pm
I actually figured it was internal hemorrhoids, which is why I didn't go to the hospital anyway. It was a lovely shade of scarlet, and it pretty well stained my toilet.
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Post by: Jenne on October 03, 2011, 09:26:58 pm
I think it's NSO
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Post by: Lucy on October 03, 2011, 10:15:25 pm
I think it's NSO
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Post by: Pterrydactyl on October 03, 2011, 11:07:33 pm
Well, just so long as theres no blood after 24 hours, your golden.
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Post by: Snowbound Milk on October 04, 2011, 01:08:24 pm
Holy fuck. Paying to go to a hospital.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 04, 2011, 05:57:17 pm
I think it's NSO

I agree with the boobs.
*shakes head*
I mean, I agree with Lucy
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 04, 2011, 08:40:00 pm
I think it's NSO

I agree with the boobs.
*shakes head*
I mean, I agree with Lucy

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Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Arsenal 10 on October 04, 2011, 08:45:32 pm
Holy fuck. Paying to go to a hospital.
I know right.
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Leo on October 04, 2011, 08:51:55 pm
I think it's NSO

I agree with the boobs.
*shakes head*
I mean, I agree with Lucy

[/leojoke]
I agree with the boobs, too.
*shakes head*
I mean, can I motorboat them?
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 04, 2011, 09:07:10 pm
Leo asking for once? What the hell is going on?
Title: Re: I just took a shit.
Post by: Leo on October 04, 2011, 09:16:49 pm
Leo asking for once? What the hell is going on?
He must be in love.