Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 03, 2011, 03:14:43 pm
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All it was was blood. Well, half blood, half shit. Just thought I'd share with someone.
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It was good knowing ya, bud.
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When I die, do you want my nation? <_<
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Fuck no. My own nation is lucky that I haven't kicked it out of the house yet, so why would I want to add another mouth-breather to this thing I call a family!?
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Because you could go rogue with this one for a while. I currently have almost REDACTED.
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Get off internet, go to hospital.
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I don't like using my insurance. I don't even have the $100 copay I'd need to get in there.
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1a. find a liberal
1b. ask them if they voted for obama and if they support obamacare
2. 'accidentally' bloodshit on them
3. ask for help with copay
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umm... the ER cant legaly turn anyone away. just give them a face name/address/SSN or whatever. alternativly you could pretend to pass out on a bench and have a friend call 911. then they show up, take you to ER, they fix you up some. you say fuck no i aint paying. walk out. ???. profit.
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Get off internet, go to hospital.
and then pay them money so they can tell you it's hemorrhoids or something
also, $100 copay? ouch. I don't even have a copay.
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Yeah. ER visits are $100. In-N-Out's health insurance coverage sucks...except on meds and regular doctor visits where I pay virtually nothing.
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Write them a check. It's almost like real money.
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Except my checking account only has enough money in it right now for my car payment.
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I didnt say anything about having the funds to cover it.
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If a bunch of fucking sand niggers can get treated for free after having kids in our hospitals on our dime, and American citizen can be seen for shitting blood.
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Hey if your still needing help, it's probably just an internal hemorrhoid or something simple like that. Supposedly, they are fairly common with people who sit in chairs all day long without cushions, as well as males ages 20-28 and 60+. If there was no pain associated with it, it could be that it just burst and the source of the blood. Was the blood Lighter or Darker Red? The color can tell you roughly where the bleeding occurred within your intestinal track. If there was pain, it could have been an external hemorrhoid and have had bright red with it. If it was a hemorrhoid, expect a LOT of blood initially, but pretty much none after about 16-24 hours. If there is still blood after that point, it's probably something else and could bleeding from within the intestines (as i said, color would help determine this), ulcers, food poisoning, diabetes, and about a billion other things. But most commonly, it's just Internal Hemorrhoids, especially with people who sit at computers all day in chairs with inadequate cushioning.
Now, you might ask, Why does Pterrydactylhis know so much about this?
Well, Since I'm typically the most responsible among my friends, I end up taking people to the hospital the most. Thus, I've been slowly learning medical problems and terminology from both being in the room with them (such as how i learned how to locate necrotic tissue on legs and feet), or in the case, from the reading material in the waiting rooms.
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I actually figured it was internal hemorrhoids, which is why I didn't go to the hospital anyway. It was a lovely shade of scarlet, and it pretty well stained my toilet.
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I think it's NSO
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I think it's NSO
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Well, just so long as theres no blood after 24 hours, your golden.
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Holy fuck. Paying to go to a hospital.
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I think it's NSO
I agree with the boobs.
*shakes head*
I mean, I agree with Lucy
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I think it's NSO
I agree with the boobs.
*shakes head*
I mean, I agree with Lucy
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Holy fuck. Paying to go to a hospital.
I know right.
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I think it's NSO
I agree with the boobs.
*shakes head*
I mean, I agree with Lucy
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I agree with the boobs, too.
*shakes head*
I mean, can I motorboat them?
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Leo asking for once? What the hell is going on?
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Leo asking for once? What the hell is going on?
He must be in love.