Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Crazyman93 on October 05, 2011, 07:35:48 pm

Title: New from Apple: iHeaven
Post by: Crazyman93 on October 05, 2011, 07:35:48 pm

Where you too can go and spend an eternity with our beloved founder Steve Jobs. All that is required is a 1000$ fee and the purchase of at least 20 Apple Products from the Apple Store.

Title: Re: New from Apple: iHeaven
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 05, 2011, 09:51:31 pm

eternal life is too expensive, I demand the government pay for it.

Title: Re: New from Apple: iHeaven
Post by: Rorick on October 06, 2011, 04:45:10 am

Nah, Jobs was Buddhist, he'll be back for us to see without paying.

Title: Re: New from Apple: iHeaven
Post by: rlrcstrnthusiast on October 06, 2011, 04:48:27 am

Didn't realize he died.

Title: Re: New from Apple: iHeaven
Post by: Buck Turgidson on October 06, 2011, 10:39:14 am

Dead but not forgotten.  Unfortunately.