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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on June 03, 2014, 03:45:39 pm

Title: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 03, 2014, 03:45:39 pm: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/red_velvet_mite (http://theoatmeal.com/comics/red_velvet_mite)

lesson 1 is never trust a guy with a black handlebar mustache
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Ogaden on June 03, 2014, 05:24:14 pm: Always date women based on how happy they make you, not how conventionally attractive they are
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 03, 2014, 05:46:19 pm: lesson 2 women that have never been through anything are fickle and immature. so go for women that have something missing from their life, like 7 legs instead of 8. they will appreciate you more
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 03, 2014, 06:04:17 pm: AND NEVER TRUST GIRLS WITH PINK HAIR THEY ARE SLUTS FOR BLACK MUSTACHE GUY

lesson 3
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Ogaden on June 03, 2014, 06:36:44 pm: Quote from: llamavore on June 03, 2014, 06:04:17 pm
AND NEVER TRUST GIRLS WITH PINK HAIR THEY ARE SLUTS FOR BLACK MUSTACHE GUY

lesson 3

I feel like there is a tragic story of love and betrayal buried within this comment.
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 03, 2014, 06:38:37 pm: Quote from: Ogaden on June 03, 2014, 06:36:44 pm
Quote from: llamavore on June 03, 2014, 06:04:17 pm
AND NEVER TRUST GIRLS WITH PINK HAIR THEY ARE SLUTS FOR BLACK MUSTACHE GUY

lesson 3

I feel like there is a tragic story of love and betrayal buried within this comment.

I feel like you didn't click the link
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Ogaden on June 03, 2014, 08:20:47 pm: I read it all, I love the Oatmeal :3
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Leo on June 03, 2014, 08:24:02 pm: Quote from: Ogaden on June 03, 2014, 05:24:14 pm
Always date women based on how happy they make you, not how conventionally attractive they are
Though the conventional attractiveness can be a nice plus. ;)
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: —- on June 06, 2014, 12:20:37 pm: Quote from: retired former love god on June 03, 2014, 06:04:17 pm
AND NEVER TRUST GIRLS WITH PINK HAIR THEY ARE SLUTS FOR BLACK MUSTACHE GUY

lesson 3

Now wait a minute. I had pink hair for a while. I don't think this is true.
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on June 06, 2014, 03:39:05 pm: Quote from: Loren on June 06, 2014, 12:20:37 pm
Quote from: retired former love god on June 03, 2014, 06:04:17 pm
AND NEVER TRUST GIRLS WITH PINK HAIR THEY ARE SLUTS FOR BLACK MUSTACHE GUY

lesson 3

Now wait a minute. I had pink hair for a while. I don't think this is true.

you must not have had it long enough to get the slut-for-black-mustache-guy effect

which is fortunate because he is a dick
Title: Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
Post by: Buck Turgidson on June 10, 2014, 04:35:06 am: I have found that women are generally more attracted to you when you jizz on everything you own. Must be the pheromones.