Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Buck Turgidson on September 16, 2015, 01:32:55 pm
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And almost so in P&W... We need some action.
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First step is to send me all your tech.
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Second step is to send me all your blowjobs.
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Leo, you already have all of my blowjobs. Joke's on you, I am married. Haven't had one in donkey's years.
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Yet you still somehow get laid more often than me.....
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Perhaps. But it's not the same when you're alone.
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1>0 every time you magnificent bastard.
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I hope you use protection when you masterbate Leo. There's no telling what you could catch from yourself.
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No condoms. Nothing turns me on more than a swallower.
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Æ
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A full length mirror can add spice to your masturbation.
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My gay dad fucks me
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Let's start putting bets on when Leo gets laid. He had a chance last weekend but turned it down; now the wagers truly begin.
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You'll never make the spread.
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Welcome back GrilledSlug
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You'll never make the spread.
Not if I can make them spread.
.....and I wonder why I'm in a drought.
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I'm trying to pick up chicks everywhere. Here. Funeral homes. Massage parlors. Locker rooms. Myspace. Even bathrooms.
All it takes is one.
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I was going to say i dont think you want the sort of chicks you would pick up in bathrooms, then i realized thats exactly the type of chick you want.
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just go do stuff
do something you havent before
the more you do that the more you get laid
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Heh, the odd part is I just got back from a third date with this gal. The really weird part is that the whole kiss to end the date eludes my ability; like, in theory I got this, but in practice, it's a hug and "so....hit me up again or something". Even when she initiated it last date, I was a turd out of water.
All this to say, Leo is not good at women.
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why do you feel that way?
let me see text messages you send her. that'll tell me a lot. you can PM them if you want.
ill tell you if you are doing it right.
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Heh, as those Leo understands technology enough to figure out the process of copying texts. And it's fair to say my text game is strong enough since she keeps starting convos. What you need to review is when Leo in person, but you might be laughing for weeks.
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no, i wouldn't laugh unless you said something funny. I want to see what you are doing so I can tell you if its good or bad
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no, i wouldn't laugh unless you said something funny. I want to see what you are doing so I can tell you if its good or bad
Heh, as those Leo understands technology enough to figure out the process of copying texts.
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i didn't understand what you were saying
take a screenshot dude
power and volume + on android
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I'm at 330 messages....that's a lot of screenshots.
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well i dont need the whole thing i just want a sample
look if you dont want to, that's cool, but i mean, why do you think you dont know what you are doing
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because girls are scary. ESPECIALLY IRL... like, holy fuck, what if she doesn't want a kiss and you lean in and kiss her... jesus that would be awkward and then you wouldn't ever get any becuase if not this girl, what girl would ever want me?
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Better safe than sorry kenny.
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The really weird part is that the whole kiss to end the date eludes my ability; like, in theory I got this, but in practice, it's a hug and "so....hit me up again or something". Even when she initiated it last date
The answer, Kenny, is because I actually don't know what I'm doing. I think I'm going to go for high fives from now on.
That should work, right B-ran?
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is she inviting you to go places? is she inviting you to go places alone? Dinner or lunch? movies?
WE NEED DETAILS IF WE ARE TO HELP YOU!
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I'm at 330 messages....
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in all honesty though I can relate. good luck leo.
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We'll see, llama; ain't the first time ya'll have heard about my trials with womenfolk.
B-ran, we ended up at my place on date 2. Is that the detail you require? She must find the awkwardness/quirks charming or something.
And K-dawg, I figured out how to get a copy of all the texts. I'll grab a snippet and see if y'all can handle my game. But be warned, if you start lusting on me, you have lots of competition.
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i just want a sample of your interaction basically. I don't really need details.
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Enjoy my skills, buddy.
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did you sit next to each other?! was there hand-holding?! you should try to hold her hand if you havent yet, and if she pulls away you can just say "sorry, my hand sometimes doesn't know what to do with itself." you should watch a suspensfull movie together so you can put your arm around her!
never underestimate the popcorn dick trick.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqmqxtlDcEM (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqmqxtlDcEM)
and if she seems cool with your shyness/leo'ness. then some honest advice would be to just talk to her about how you feel etc. That or say something like 'I'm going to kiss you now, ok?' it lets her know and gives her time to tell you if that is not ok.
Probably listen to kenny though, i assume he has better luck with the ladies then i do.
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She already kissed me, so it's safe to assume that's ok. It's just not my instinct to return serve.
But the popcorn trick may be worth a try, though.....
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got the pm
seems fine. seems good. keep it up. get a fucking couch. check craigslist but for the love of god vet that shit for bed bugs.
if we are posting about holding hands and getting kisses
i mean, just touch her more. next time you see her, hug her right away and then walk with your hands around her or something.
and I mean, other things. Make it natural.
I don't know, I touch everyone. If I recognize your face and you've been friendly, I might grab your shoulder and shake you and ask you how you are doing. So touching is part of how I communicate.
You want to transition to that. It does make you feel closer to a person and especially for girls it works that way. If you want her to listen to what you are saying, put your hand on her arm or something. And then say something interesting whether it be funny or clever.
oh and if she says something, touch her arm and get closer.
but you do want to establish some more intimate discussion and touching pretty much.
i feel like writing this out makes it sound weird.
but im pretty sure im right
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also if she wants to be with you, then she'll want to be in your arms anyway. especially in public or something. makes her feel good to have people around for that. show her off.
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suddenly i want to make a topic about the vice president for some reason
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but i mean those texts seem fine
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in theory I got this
Solid advice. Theory=/=Practice, though.
And I'm Leo, of course my texting game is on point; it's literally the shit I give to you all but without the sex jokes. Ok, maybe not the shit I give you all.
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And Kenny, please stop touching your alts.
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you should put in some sex jokes to your texting game, but only if she seems like she would be into that sort of thing. she seems fun enough, have you drank with her yet? ive been told drinking is good for stuff like advancing relatiosnhips.
Umm, you could do the clasic teach her something like shotting a gun or golfing, its all just an excuse to do something fun...like putting your arms all over her to help her do the thing.
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WELL?!
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Well what?
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Don't you 'what' me, you know what.
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She had a busy weekend so I haven't hit her up too much the past few days. Maybe after Thanksgiving
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solid work, respect her space and don't seem clingy.
let us know how things go from here!
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yeah but in the mean time work something on another front keep going with this momentum
this might be terrible advice but im also a terrible person
but i am serious
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if you want to keep your self respect, dont do anything you feel you have to lie about later
I think I've seen this movie though. next kenny is going to swoop in and nab the first girl.
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no dont listen to him
do what is fun and if she actually asks tell her because what the fuck you arent married or bf/gf yet (im assuming)
i mean until at least that point, i don't see why you shouldn't pursue over avenues.
especially if god forbid you are assuming there isn't at least one other guy texting her up
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Yep, all salient points. I'm leaving the country in a few weeks so I figure it'll stay casual until we hit that point. If it's still going strong at that point, we'll have to talk relationship shit, I guess...
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don't talk relationship until you get laid imo
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That could take a while, Kdiggydawg.
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dont listen to kenny, just do you. She seems into it.
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No listen to me
And why would that take awhile
What's the hold up
Is she like... Not experienced
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Actually Brian is kinda right that doing you is a thing
But he's also wrong listen to me some more and reply to my post
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I feel like I'm literally drowning in bro-ness reading this thread, holy fuck.
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Listen, guessing by how it sounds off Kenny's comments, it's going well. Usually it'll be expected that the guy leads. So, lead.
Let her know that you're interested but in a way that leaves room in case she's not. As in, you can get physically close and see if she pulls back or leands in for you. Take her somewhere she's mentioned liking, and if she brings up your thoughtfulness, let that be something you can joke about "Yeah, I'm kind of the best at remembering shit."
Also, it's kinda solid advice to fuck before relationshipping. Especially if you're leaving the country. But that's me. Not every chick feels that way. Most don't, so be careful.
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No listen to me
And why would that take awhile
What's the hold up
Is she like... Not experienced
the hold up is Leo, for all his bravado hes very old fashioned.
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No listen to me
And why would that take awhile
What's the hold up
Is she like... Not experienced
the hold up is Leo, for all his bravado hes very old fashioned.
Who summoned Loren? And who told you that?
And don't worry, I've been "doing me" since I was a teenager. *awkward wink*
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I feel like I'm literally drowning in bro-ness reading this thread, holy fuck.
I get a similar feeling when surrounded by the women in my family except it's estrogen instead of testosterone
Not every chick feels that way. Most don't, so be careful.
haha 'this is solid advice, except that it mostly doesn't apply'
that about sums ups any advice on women
nice to see you back loren
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btw loren what other games do you play?
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well sure, you are expected to lead as the man, but that's sexist so you don't have to. and everyone has diffrent ideas on what sex means, some feel its just a good time, others think its merging souls together and should only be done with your soul mate. On that note if you could pull it off, you should jokingly ask if she wants to netflix and chill before she leaves.
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No listen to me
And why would that take awhile
What's the hold up
Is she like... Not experienced
the hold up is Leo, for all his bravado hes very old fashioned.
Who summoned Loren? And who told you that?
And don't worry, I've been "doing me" since I was a teenager. *awkward wink*
i signed a non discloser agreement that prevents me from answering that question.
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also make sure to comment on how sexist she is for not leading jk brian
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I would, but i can make just about any joke ok to say...
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no I was telling leo to say that because bringing up gender roles and social injustice is always a great way to bring people closer together
leo this is for you
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First off, hello all. Doing my yearly check in, blame Kenny.
Also, I apologize for the quick response. It did sound like quickie gender role cheap answer. I mean, hell, I just ended a year long relationship with another lady so...I have a little experience? So let me resay my original thought now that I have some time.
Regardless of your gender, if you're interested and you decided, hey I'm gonna go for this one, you gotta lead. And by lead, I mean letting it be known that you're interested. Body language, physical proximity, gearing the conversation to topics they're passionate about to get a feel for them/show you're interested. That's what I mean.
In general, with my experience with women (like, I'm trying to date you type way) they... kinda do expect the other person to lead. I mean, its sexist and stupid as fuck. Never had that problem with guys, felt more equal. There's this idea that women deserve to be entertained and worshiped in exchange for their time, and it's total fucking bullshit.
/mini rant
Leo, get some furniture, a box of pizza, and try the netflix and chill method.
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btw loren what other games do you play?
Life.
But nah, I don't have much time for actual fun stuff. I'm on reddit all the time if that counts. Recently hit the gym and all that adult jazz. What've you been up to? Any cool updates?
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I like the 'save' in the top right of the picture llama... do you mind if i call you llama now that you changed your name?
I didn't mean that it was necessarily a bad thing that it was sexist, its a trade off most people are perfectly willing to make, just making a joke about it to justify not acting that way.
also score, a girl voted for my idea! Now you have to leo.
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(like, I'm trying to date you
Sorry Loren, but brian forbids me.
And y'all don't realize that when I drop a netflix and chill line, I literally mean chill + watch netflix. Otherwise, I'd just ask how they want to be fucked.
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its a wonderful line to use, because you can take it however you want, and so can she. If you are brave enough you could be like "alright, i got netflix, the popcorn, some condoms, and drinks! that should be plenty for tonight!"
This sort of thing is the best advice i can offer because i am not dominate enough to lead myself.
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Condoms? Why would I waste time on those?
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this thread is how RIA ends up having to raise an entire baby
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We'll see. I've got a weird vibe lately.
And what do you mean "an entire baby", as though we've had to raise three-fifths of a baby in the past?
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In high school, a friend of mine asked in health class what happens when a pregnant lady gets a sex change.
To which the teacher responded with "I don't know what the hell you are talking about" and ignored him
I said outloud to him "They'd probably abort the baby"
To which he responded in utter shock "The whole baby!?"
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And what do you mean "an entire baby", as though we've had to raise three-fifths of a baby in the past?
you are three-fifths of a baby so yeah
jk I was just playing my character as llamavore
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btw loren what other games do you play?
Life.
But nah, I don't have much time for actual fun stuff. I'm on reddit all the time if that counts. Recently hit the gym and all that adult jazz. What've you been up to? Any cool updates?
nothing I would classify as cool updates really. I'm getting along. doing a little writing and editing sometimes. I made a confession bear on another site and got like half a million views. that was surreal.
also kenny made a post asking us what games we play and when we found one the thread promptly died. we probably need girls to play to bring everyone together. don't ask me why it works.
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dont give her attention
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Lorin, you wana play DnD with us or what? only not DnD Call of cthulhu, much better.
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No don't stop
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umm ok kenny... lorin i assume you are very pretty and you should hang out with us so we can all be friends.
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No don't stop
I think he meant to put a comma after don't
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umm ok kenny... lorin i assume you are very pretty and you should hang out with us so we can all be friends.
when she does we should all take turns trying out her exact advice on her. each one of us, verbatum.
I know it probably wouldn't be funny IRL but it was really funny in my imagination. happy thanksgiving guys.
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I'm thankful for all y'alls shitty advice. Even yours, Loren
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you mean that we should all sex her and then see if we were good enough to date long term...?
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no I meant the leaning in part and talking about how we are each the best at remembering to take her to her favorite place
don't be crass brian sheesh
(I am the best at not being crass loren)
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I fully expect loren to never read this thread again so please don't take me seriously guys
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oh she said she would be down for dnd or that other thing btw
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oh she said she would be down for dnd or that other thing btw
Which "other thing"? My thing? Your thing? Our thing?
I need answers.
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god damnit
call of cthuluhuuhlhuulhuuhluhlu
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Oh, that's disappointing. I have this thing on my thing and I need someone to take a look at it....
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how about i knock you around a little bit
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How bout I knock you up?
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im gonna knock you around
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That ain't no way to treat your father. I already knocked up your mum once, you slimy bastard, and I can do it again if you give me 15 minutes and a bottle of Crown.
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knock you down
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knock you up
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Kenny plz stop trolling GS's thread
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I got the "friends" text. We can shut this down and revisit when Leo starts hitting up the next gal (3-6 months).
Blame Loren.
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Why blame Loren
Also never actually listen to a woman's advice on picking up women
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Because why not blame Loren?
It's the campaign that won me the election and it's the campaign that will win me the war.
Also, never actually listen to a man's advice on picking up women.
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What happened
Post the story
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yeah, you probably listened to kennys advice didnt you. His advice is literally the worst.
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Like I said, I was getting a weird vibe right before Thanksgiving. On one date, she had mentioned wanting to check out this local place where they give you a rubber duck w/ the meal, so I decided to listen to Loren and take her there. Cue scene:
Me: Btw, got any weekend plans?
Her: Yup! I have a few things going on with my friends
Me: Ah, was going to see if you wanted to do brunch, but we can set it up when I get back in the country
Her: Well I like hanging out with you but idk if it's the way you're hoping for. I like hanging out with you in more of just a friend way. I'm sorry
Me: No need to apologize; I appreciate the clarity. Shoot out the bat signal if you want to hang out sometime
Her: Haha sounds good. I will be gone the last 2 weeks of December
Me: Sure, I'm relatively off the grid for 4 weeks around that time
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yeah, you probably listened to kennys advice didnt you. His advice is literally the worst.
whatever man I literally almost had a harem going on earlier this year
and they all knew about it
where i literally went wrong is picking one of them and probably being horrible in general
also this is literally why you need to work on multiple fronts at once. if you have another thing going on with someone else too, this bridge burning wouldn't be stopping your momentum going
its important to keep the momentum in your learning experience going
Homework: get some furniture Leo. Get a couch, a loveseat, and a comfortable chair with a coffee table. On the coffee table, put something conversation provoking on the table such as a weird oddity with a story behind it or something relatively expensive (in money or personal worth) and interesting to look at
Once you have this accomplished find a hobby. Continue to pursue chicks with the mentally they are guys you want to have sex with
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Let me explain this. Friends, nice guy, etc. It's a symptom of an issue. I believe that issue is a lack of being genuine with your intentions.
"are we gonna fuck or not" <= Think this always but do not say it but think this always
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Eh, I might get a sectional+ottoman eventually. Got a great view and a kayak on my balcony (I own the place) so the interesting/expensive stuff is covered for. And a hobby of pick up soccer, so I've got all fronts.
The issue is that I have a on/off mindset. Either I just want to fuck the gal and ditch. Or I want to date her, see where it goes, and maybe fuck down the line.
Anyway, I leave the month next week for a few weeks of dropping off the grid and getting my mind ready for year 2 of work.
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Also this is why girls give terrible advice for girls because they don't even know why they are attracted to you. If there is attraction, it's probably for 20 or so things they are interested while there is probably 100 or so things they aren't interested in you for.
You hear pickup artists say dumb shit like "negging" a girl.
Well. It's sorta has a basis in reality. Those people are insane btw don't listen to them.
But that basis in reality is you come off interesting when you are slightly off putting in a noncreepy way. That really fat guy who farts on a date and picks up 10s in his pickup truck is interesting (to that girl). Because, yeah, he's dealing out that sweet stuff that I'm sure you are. But, he's also putting in plenty of stuff that irritates and pisses her off. But, not enough to chase her away.
I literally almost beat up some guy in front of his own mother or grandmother while Loren was scared in the car (of me). She put up with me for a couple more months even after that.
In my defense, that fucker asked for it and I was going to give it to him.
But, at the same time, that drama - that adventure. It was interesting.
I may not know the exact reasons I can pull it in, but I'll tell you, I'm not fucking boring that's for damn sure. And if your idea of fun is hanging out at your place and pulling out the Netflix, I've got some bad news for ya
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Drop the going out to dinner ideas, you go to a fucking bar and you pregame. But you also don't turn yourself into a drunken slob who isn't dependable.
If she passes the test of being entertaining to you, then she gets to go on an adventure. Don't you live near PA or something? God there is a lot of shit out there to explore.
Like fucking Silent Hill
(http://www.centraliapa.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/centralia-pennsylvania-silent-hill-route-61.jpg)
Take a girl there, bring some spray paint, and fucking make a memory and a story. That's what you do, man. That's how you get those chicks.
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Eh, I might get a sectional+ottoman eventually. Got a great view and a kayak on my balcony (I own the place) so the interesting/expensive stuff is covered for. And a hobby of pick up soccer, so I've got all fronts.
The issue is that I have a on/off mindset. Either I just want to fuck the gal and ditch. Or I want to date her, see where it goes, and maybe fuck down the line.
Anyway, I leave the month next week for a few weeks of dropping off the grid and getting my mind ready for year 2 of work.
no man you gotta get the furniture pronto. kayak (i'm assuming you mean boat) is cool but man if that shit is in the way of the balcony move that shit thats a place where you show a girl some stars and make your move ( >_> )
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you don't even need to sit on the furniture. it being there kicks in those crazy 20s nesting instincts and makes you attractive. get on craigslist and make sure that shit doesn't have bedbugs or any other kinds of parasites on it and pick it up
make sure it relatively matches whatever you've got going on for (just match colors). chicks are going to hate your taste, so it doesn't matter if you get vomit green furniture it just needs to exist
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and you know what, I'll tell you, the whole actually "dating" thing, going out with people who are almost strangers whatever.
i don't do that i don't know what I'm doing and it sounds fucking retarded. just make sure girls know this
- You'd fuck them
- We should hang out
- What's your phone number
and take it from there and do exciting shit
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also if you are jacking off or watching porn, stop it.
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*does not live near PA, does not feel like putting in effort*
You see, Kenny, my focus is on making cash & traveling the world; anything that threatens that independence is not a priority for me.
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Met this girl at a party and she kept fucking complaining and yelling at people because she was a loud mouth fucking bitch so I'd tell her to HEY QUIT YOUR WHINING AND SHUT UP
I SAID SHUT UP
NO SHUT UP
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Told her she was fucking stupid and she couldn't drink this liquor like I could and play Marvel vs Capcom like I could <= I actually said this without any irony
She was actually pretty good at Marvel though. In fact, she was probably the chosen one had I not fucked it up. You know, the chosen one. The one to bring Mahvel out of the darkness of no patches, no dreams, and no hope.
But I was horrible to her. I feel really bad about this. I put her through the harem, but that was her doing. My doing was cheating on her and just disappointing the fuck out of her through my careless head up my ass shit. Don't make the mistakes I make.
But do stupid shit and have fun. <= Do stupid shit and have fun.
Like taking people to Centralia. She went with me there 4 or 5 times. It was a blast.
All the while, before we were a thing and I said hey lets be a thing, other guys would take her out. For pizza and stuff. Or coffee. Or whatever. "Hey i fed you, are you going to fuck me now?"
I guess if ten guys want to take a girl out for pizza, stromboli, chinese, whatever. Hey wanna see a movie or something girl
well she's just going to pick the one that's the most attractive there, partner.
i don't give a fuck what you look like if my competition is a god damn pizza. you better have a million bucks in that pizza there, champ. nice abs bro can you chizzle me a god damn pillow to fall asleep on im getting so tired listening to you rattle on about your workout routine and daily life in general
meanwhile I'm fucking learning how to play magic: the gathering from a god damn guy with a swastika on HIS FACE. And that whole thing, believe it or not, went sour and I had to throw the deck of cards in HIS FACE and run out the backdoor like a pussy. And his middle eastern friend runs after me BRO ITS A MISUNDERSTANDING because he was so desperate for another friend besides the guy with a swastika on HIS FACE
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notice how I have the haircut and clothes of a psycho murderer in a courtroom whose lawyer is going for the he's a retarded person defense
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*does not live near PA, does not feel like putting in effort*
You see, Kenny, my focus is on making cash & traveling the world; anything that threatens that independence is not a priority for me.
well that's pretty admirable and that will bring in chicks too.
but i think you should stop jacking off and get some furniture too.
But you know man, that is a pretty damn good goal.
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also what do you mean effort
does that not sound fun to you. that doesn't get you going a little bit?
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also im just making an assumption on the jacking off because look we are all guys we all jack off jacking off pretty much is just a stress reliever
but not jacking off also gives you more motivation to go do stuff, fyi
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yeah, you probably listened to kennys advice didnt you. His advice is literally the worst.
whatever man I literally almost had a harem going on earlier this year
and they all knew about it
where i literally went wrong is picking one of them and probably being horrible in general
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You hear pickup artists say dumb shit like "negging" a girl.
Well. It's sorta has a basis in reality. Those people are insane btw don't listen to them.
But that basis in reality is you come off interesting when you are slightly off putting in a noncreepy way.
I think it has to do with the value you place in yourself. If you like yourself, then relative to others (who often dont like themselves), in some unspoken economy where the currency is Liking, you are rich. And they want you to like them too, they want to buy into your economy and raise their own sense of value, their own 'net worth' I suppose
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wtf it's 4 am. how many people lurk this forum at 4 am.
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hmmm that sounds pretty good llamavore
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Seriously, this alliance would die without me and my personal life.
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FTR 'negging' a girl is only when she is an 11 out of 10 (and she knows it) and everyone in the bar or whatever is just staring at her tits. You out of all the people in the whole area are doing something that is not staring at her tits and also makes her want to prove she has value to you. Much like if i say whatever theory you had was dumb you suddenly are like 'fuck you, im right and this is why.' its not supposed to be an insult exactly.
Source: i read the book.
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Or have a friend talk to you exclusively in French and when the interested girl(s) walk up, you start speaking only Spanish to your buddy. Then walk away and those gals will never forget who you are.
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So i realize none of you probably care, but it hit me that that was a poor example. A much better way of wording a 'negg' would to be a very light trolling of the girl.
This is also only to be used by pro's who can talk their way out of anything...
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don't even need to be an expert or anything
just treat girls like dudes you wanna have sex with
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just treat girls like dudes you wanna have sex with
There are no dudes that I want to have sex with. Your advice has gotten shittier and shittier the longer this discussion goes on.
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Whatever man I am the king of advice you just aren't listening hard enough
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Or have a friend talk to you exclusively in French and when the interested girl(s) walk up, you start speaking only Spanish to your buddy. Then walk away and those gals will never forget who you are.
they cant forget you if you never register to them in the first place.
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Or have a friend talk to you exclusively in French and when the interested girl(s) walk up, you start speaking only Spanish to your buddy. Then walk away and those gals will never forget who you are.
they cant forget you if you never register to them in the first place.
But if they never register to me, did they really exist?
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Or have a friend talk to you exclusively in French and when the interested girl(s) walk up, you start speaking only Spanish to your buddy. Then walk away and those gals will never forget who you are.
they cant forget you if you never register to them in the first place.
But if they never register to me, did they really exist?
what if i were to tell you there are no girls?
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I believe I've met girls before. Now, I've never seen their pussies to confirm, but their breasts seemed legit enough for me not to doubt.
Of course, anything is possible.
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So, heuristics indicate that once Leo shows up in a thread, it will die a whimpering death within 2 weeks.
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Oh, the stories Leo could tell y'all about his personal life. They're as boring as the rest you've heard, but since y'all seem to love hearing about my stupidity concerning women, you'd be fascinated.
FASCINATED!!!
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Tell us a story about a girl. Tell us a story about Mia.