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Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: wethepeople on October 26, 2007, 02:04:32 pm
@_@ Two days ago on my phone I got a text message saying, "Come over when ur done."

I was like, "Wtf" and ignored it. I never use my phone to text, and no one even knows my freaking number. I just use it for emergencies. Next day, "Come over again when ur done." or something. Like someone has been replying to them, except I ignored them. And an hour later they say, "Don't do it!" Confused, I ask my mom if people can get ahold of my address on accident. They can't, she says. Then I write back and say I don't know them, please stop texting me. After all, it costs money. Then they write back, "I so know you."

...>_> I called their number, it was a chick on the answering machine. Told them to stop. We haven't gotten a reply. This is a bit creepy.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: —- on October 26, 2007, 02:20:08 pm
Wait, what? It's probably a prank or something.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: wethepeople on October 26, 2007, 02:24:46 pm
Could be. >_> Lets hope.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on October 26, 2007, 02:28:46 pm
call again


it's happened to my sister before--it's pretty easy to call/text the wrong cell phone
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: —- on October 26, 2007, 02:29:47 pm
I was thinking that too ^
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Lord Doom on October 26, 2007, 02:33:12 pm
totally wasnt me
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Vector on October 26, 2007, 02:56:30 pm
>_>



<_<


I dont have free texting yet so not me.....but soon
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Lanna on October 26, 2007, 03:04:44 pm
I don't have free texting either, but I do it every now and then and he dad doesn't mind so long as it's not too much.

But anyways, that's freaky.  If I were you, I'd probably say some extremely naughty stuff to them, but it's just me and I'm Odworth. lol
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Post by: Vector on October 26, 2007, 03:26:57 pm
same with me for the texting

one time my brother ran up a $45 bill for texting X_X
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Secundo on October 26, 2007, 03:28:53 pm
That happened to me expect they actually asked me my name, I called them, asked ywho they were, they hung up, and then called me back again...

My sister called her back and she denied ever calling me... It was really weird...
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: IronSoldier820 on October 26, 2007, 05:36:08 pm
If you suddenly disappear and go without posting for a few weeks, we'll know what happened to you.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Joker on October 26, 2007, 06:48:02 pm
Texting is hella expensive. Cell phones are such a racket, I swear. I mean, they make such a huge profit on the bills that cell phone companies can afford to literally give away phones for free that would cost $200-300 unactivated.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on October 26, 2007, 08:55:02 pm
raep timez!?!?!?!>@12!@12112
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on October 26, 2007, 09:51:09 pm
Ya never know: for a while, around two years ago, my friend was getting daily calls from some random British guy.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: —- on October 26, 2007, 10:25:00 pm
I had a some old Chinese guy call me, screaming in.. Chinese. Happened three times. Never called back but I tried to give 'em my friends cell number. Not sure if he knew English.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: enragedlobster on October 26, 2007, 10:41:09 pm
Unlimited free texting FTW.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Darth Sexy on October 26, 2007, 11:34:46 pm
If it's a chick, find out if she's hot.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Vintus on October 26, 2007, 11:38:04 pm
Quote from: IronSoldier820
If you suddenly disappear and go without posting for a few weeks, we'll know what happened to you.

wtf he's gone
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: 1ofkind on October 27, 2007, 12:18:17 am
The odds of receiving a wrong call/text aren't that unlikely. I called some girl by mistake once myself, because I was off by just the last number. Just chill that fuck out. They're only text messages after all.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Crunka on October 27, 2007, 12:54:50 am
it's near impossible to find the location of a cell.


also, unlimited text FTW!
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: schneereich on October 27, 2007, 02:23:29 am
unlimited text is $5 a month for me. i dont even text that much (100 or so per month) and its still cheaper to go with the unlimited one than to pay individually.

as for the creepiness, its no big deal. someone from california calls me every week asking for some guy called santiago. once my friend got a slew of texts about some guy's dog dying. if it doesnt stop after you tell them its the wrong number, scare them back. say something really creepy.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Lord Doom on October 27, 2007, 12:53:57 pm
Quote from: schneereich
unlimited text is $5 a month for me. i dont even text that much (100 or so per month) and its still cheaper to go with the unlimited one than to pay individually.

as for the creepiness, its no big deal. someone from california calls me every week asking for some guy called santiago. once my friend got a slew of texts about some guy's dog dying. if it doesnt stop after you tell them its the wrong number, scare them back. say something really creepy.
or use the chris hansen soundboard (http://www.soundboard.com/sb/Westmar.aspx) to harass them
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Post by: Signothorn on October 28, 2007, 02:13:56 pm
(http://img77.imageshack.us/img77/252/allseeingeye2xu7vr8.gif)
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Twilight Master Neo on October 28, 2007, 03:00:05 pm
Something like that happens to me sometimes. Like recently I got a call on my phone> i didn't recognize the number so I let it ring. The person leaves a voicemail. I check it and its some thick jamaican accent and I think it said "fuck you" somewhere in it. I was so freaked out because it sounded like someone was using a voice changer.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Joker on October 28, 2007, 06:18:27 pm
For some reason every time I get a call from somebody I don't know it's in the middle of class and when I forget to turn off my ringer. Argh.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: —- on October 28, 2007, 06:20:09 pm
Quote from: Joker
For some reason every time I get a call from somebody I don't know it's in the middle of class and when I forget to turn off my ringer. Argh.
That's happened to me so many times. Thank god for friends who all happen to cough at the same time <__<
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Agent Lemon on February 20, 2010, 08:02:51 am
it was me sry
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Dontasemebro on February 20, 2010, 09:51:15 am
I recently got a phone call from a girl at CRUNCH gym saying that Jessica had an emergency and I was the emergency contact #. I was like "Shit, you got the wrong #"

then I realized what if Jessica was some hottie and I coulda saved her life and gotten her to pity-fuck me.

But then I decided she was probably fat.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on February 20, 2010, 10:02:15 am
C-Zom you shoulda gone over to her house and fucked her brains out if she was hot
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Mugiwara on February 20, 2010, 01:38:13 pm
i know i would have ll
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: C-zom on February 20, 2010, 04:30:59 pm
Fucking gravedigging sons of bitches.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Jenne on February 20, 2010, 06:56:21 pm
I read over half of this before I realized it was a gravedig.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Lyner on February 20, 2010, 08:53:01 pm
:o do I know you?
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: ಠ_ಠ King Death II ಠ_ಠ on February 20, 2010, 09:17:54 pm
Quote from: C-zom
Fucking gravedigging sons of bitches.

ahahahaha 2007 hahahahahahaha
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Gangs on February 21, 2010, 12:55:45 am
I sense another era of massive digs coming...
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: JackSkellington on February 21, 2010, 01:21:05 am
So many good members that have left RIA...Just reminds me of how fail current RIA is in comparison of member quality. Oh well...
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: C-zom on February 21, 2010, 01:25:34 am
We've lost a lot of good names. But with C-zom still here, does it really matter?

Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: JackSkellington on February 21, 2010, 01:38:19 am
Well you know damn well you're one of the few RIAers left that I think anything of. But there were a lot of good members in that first page. Secundo, Joker, Commisar...etc.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Dontasemebro on February 21, 2010, 01:51:44 am
wow I fell for this gravedig moth-style.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: C-zom on February 21, 2010, 01:51:45 am
I've been here for four years. I could name a dozen people I miss, but that's how forums work--Especially if you're in them for so long.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: JackSkellington on February 21, 2010, 01:53:36 am
Fix that by getting the fuck out of RIA like a real man.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: C-zom on February 21, 2010, 01:59:20 am
Get out of that shitty AirMe hole and come over here.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: undiscoveredbum on February 21, 2010, 02:47:04 am
Quote from: JackSkellington
So many good members that have left RIA...Just reminds me of how fail current RIA is in comparison of member quality. Oh well...

Oh for the love of...

I wanted to explode, but I've gotten used to people saying this sort of thing. It's the same as llamavore and his "RI culture" crap he's been spweing.

Things change. that's how it goes. This place isn't any worse than it was before. The people you enjoyed posting with are gone. That's all. You know what's going to happen in 2 years? The new people who you're blaming for this apparent "fail" in member quality are going to be saying the exact goddamn thing you are right now.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Gangs on February 21, 2010, 03:07:52 am
Quote from: UndiscoveredBum
Quote from: JackSkellington
So many good members that have left RIA...Just reminds me of how fail current RIA is in comparison of member quality. Oh well...

Oh for the love of...

I wanted to explode, but I've gotten used to people saying this sort of thing. It's the same as llamavore and his "RI culture" crap he's been spweing.

Things change. that's how it goes. This place isn't any worse than it was before. The people you enjoyed posting with are gone. That's all. You know what's going to happen in 2 years? The new people who you're blaming for this apparent "fail" in member quality are going to be saying the exact goddamn thing you are right now.
fascist bastard...
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 21, 2010, 03:46:06 pm
Quote from: UndiscoveredBum
The people you enjoyed posting with are gone. That's all. You know what's going to happen in 2 years? The new people who you're blaming for this apparent "fail" in member quality are going to be saying the exact goddamn thing you are right now.
and it's all true.

whether the RIA is 'worse' is relative to what someone wants. for someone who wants more srs game oriented alliance it is probably better than it was before. for someone who wants less RI culture, less jokes, and less forum disorganization and rules-bucking, it's better than it was before. all I said was that, relative to my tastes, it is worse than it was before. and you said yourself that things change; anyone who says the emphasis of the RIA culture hasn't changed, is goddamn blind. there are some similarities between now and the past but in terms of lulz and chillaxity the forums are a shadow of what they were before. we've grown in other ways, the RIA is by no means 'dying.' it's just different. different in a way that bores me but entertains others.
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Post by: C-zom on February 21, 2010, 04:09:27 pm
I gotta side with Bum here. The shit Llama has been saying makes little to no sense. I tried to reason with him, but its like he's baked 24/7. His argument constantly changes and its so loose and subjective that its just pointless to even rant about, and he's posted more about his leaving than he has anywhere else. Walls of text and paragraphs have flown out of his mouth based on this, but he's done little before it to try and fit in or change the environment beyond grave digging. And that's it.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Leo on February 21, 2010, 05:16:07 pm
I understand what llama is saying and he's right. Things are always changing and that can't be stopped. Sometimes, as in llama's case, you prefer life before the change even though you know that it can never be like that ever again.
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on February 21, 2010, 05:29:34 pm
Though I can't believe it, I've been around here for some time now--not as long as some, but longer than a lot of others.  So I'll way in.

I've seen the RIA go through two major patterns:

1. CRISIS (e.g. the Asplosion) --> REACTION --> Comradely Behavior/Bring Us All Together/Viva La RIA! -->CRISIS

2. Old Members leave --> New Members Join --> Old Members complain --> Old Members leave


There's time and time again this talk of the RIA losing it's old flavor, but the fact of the matter is that at the time that llama is idealizing, people were saying the exact same thing he's saying.
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Post by: JackSkellington on February 21, 2010, 07:37:47 pm
Quote from: C-zom
Get out of that shitty AirMe hole and come over here.

Considering I Co-Lead the alliance, it's more of an AirMe, Myself, and Kroknia hole.
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Post by: Jenne on February 21, 2010, 07:49:38 pm
Quote from: JackSkellington
So many good members that have left RIA...Just reminds me of how fail current RIA is in comparison of member quality. Oh well...
Good to know we all suck.
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Post by: JackSkellington on February 21, 2010, 08:43:45 pm
Any time.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 21, 2010, 09:45:28 pm
Quote from: C-zom
I gotta side with Bum here. The shit Llama has been saying makes little to no sense. I tried to reason with him, but its like he's baked 24/7. His argument constantly changes and its so loose and subjective that its just pointless to even rant about, and he's posted more about his burritos than he has anywhere else. Walls of text and paragraphs have flown out of his mouth based on this, but he's done little before it to try and fit in or change the environment beyond grave digging. And that's it.

you're completely fucking retarded. many times over the months I've posted paragraph long shit on serious topics. and several times I have become very vocal about policy decisions, again logging in several tldrs. my argument hasn't changed, in fact I wasn't even starting an argument or complaining. I just said 'things are different from how I like so good luck guys you do your thing I'm not playing that way.' and then people asked me why or asked me to stay, and when I went into detail about my position you and whoever else started disagreeing with me.

we used to have a lot more lulz, we used to have a lot more activity that wasn't just srs bzns activity about playing the game. I liked it that way. It has changed. That's fine. I have no right to tell people to only enjoy things the way I enjoy them. I don't think RIA owes it to me to stay the same if most of the members want to keep changing, go for it. but you're pretty oblivious if you can't tell that things have changed. and that's the only thing I'm arguing with if I am arguing at all; this idea that things are just as lulzy and insane and random as they were before. because they're not.

I even went to special lengths to make sure that I did what I could to fix the 'problem' if it even is a problem. I'm not even really complaining. but I went to special lengths to do what I could to influence the RIA to be random and insane and embody the ideals I believed in. and once I felt like most people weren't with that I didn't think it woudl be right to influence so I stopped trying. even the way I stopped trying I made sure not to be just complaining about shit I did nothing about.

tldr: I've done shit tons of things on teh forums here and you're retardedly out of touch, czom. I mean I like you as a fellow member but god help us if you become tri because if you are as clueless about other RIAer's sentiments as you are about mine, and as ignorant of their posts as you are of mine, then you'd be a liability in a representative role.


and GPM: I remember older members complaining of what I'm talking about. I took that into account when I looked back over the years; there have been many many times I was bored but thought, let's stay and see if it gets more interesting, and in the meantime let's try to make it interesting. And, that often worked. But, in spite of my attempts, there has still been a steady decline in the kind of activity I enjoy. There may be momentary surges and lapses, but overall the style of the RIA continues to change away from an active random insane chillax community, toward a more sedated game-focused one.

I've seen many cycles and many old people burritos. even taking that into account I've seen a trend in changing of the alliance focus. this is because the most motivated srs players stay in government and stay active, and the most motivated chillax insanity fun people, well no one wants them in gov because more of the membership wants to save their pixels, so these people have less and less power to be themselves in the context of the game, so they get bored because they can't represent their own internal ratios of chillaxity/srs/lulz etc. because the government, and probably most of the membership, prefer to play srsly, and so that's the direction the RIA goes, and this marginalizes the style that anyone else wants to play in. which is fine. if RIA wants to play that way they should do so. just don't give me shit as if I'm making this all up. it's plain as day to anyone who actually gives a shit about that kind of game style.

ok, I suck at tldr. but czom, you're pretty dumb man. srsly. I've taken a lot of stances on things over the years and didn't want to even hint that I'd leave if I didn't get my way, so I guess you missed it because my language wasn't strong enough. maybe next time I want to get a point across I should hit you in the face just to make sure I'm not being too subtle. RIA has changed, that's fine, you acting like it isn't *really* changing is dumb.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 21, 2010, 09:55:50 pm
Quote from: JackSkellington
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Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on February 21, 2010, 10:08:10 pm
o/

Alright llama, I see where you're cumming from now.

 (http://maps.google.com/?ie=UTF8&hq=&ll=25.016332,-77.294837&spn=0.003879,0.006706&t=h&z=18)

Damn it if what you say doesn't make sense.  We've become too attached to our pixels.  I mean, I'd love it if we got sanctioned, that would actually be a great "fuck you" to the all srsbsns alliances..but we cannot lose our identity and become them in the process.

I mean, Jesus.  Even our war declarations are predictably insane--not Random at all.  Maybe next time we should do one totally IC like Polar.
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Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 21, 2010, 10:16:02 pm
lmao. well if most people in RIA want to be srs then that's what RIA should be, right. no point in fighting the majority it just aint right
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Post by: C-zom on February 21, 2010, 11:59:43 pm
Quote from: llamavore
Quote from: C-zom
I gotta side with Bum here. The shit Llama has been saying makes little to no sense. I tried to reason with him, but its like he's baked 24/7. His argument constantly changes and its so loose and subjective that its just pointless to even rant about, and he's posted more about his burritos than he has anywhere else. Walls of text and paragraphs have flown out of his mouth based on this, but he's done little before it to try and fit in or change the environment beyond grave digging. And that's it.

you're completely fucking retarded. many times over the months I've posted paragraph long shit on serious topics. and several times I have become very vocal about policy decisions, again logging in several tldrs. my argument hasn't changed, in fact I wasn't even starting an argument or complaining. I just said 'things are different from how I like so good luck guys you do your thing I'm not playing that way.' and then people asked me why or asked me to stay, and when I went into detail about my position you and whoever else started disagreeing with me.

we used to have a lot more lulz, we used to have a lot more activity that wasn't just srs bzns activity about playing the game. I liked it that way. It has changed. That's fine. I have no right to tell people to only enjoy things the way I enjoy them. I don't think RIA owes it to me to stay the same if most of the members want to keep changing, go for it. but you're pretty oblivious if you can't tell that things have changed. and that's the only thing I'm arguing with if I am arguing at all; this idea that things are just as lulzy and insane and random as they were before. because they're not.

I even went to special lengths to make sure that I did what I could to fix the 'problem' if it even is a problem. I'm not even really complaining. but I went to special lengths to do what I could to influence the RIA to be random and insane and embody the ideals I believed in. and once I felt like most people weren't with that I didn't think it woudl be right to influence so I stopped trying. even the way I stopped trying I made sure not to be just complaining about shit I did nothing about.

tldr: I've done shit tons of things on teh forums here and you're retardedly out of touch, czom. I mean I like you as a fellow member but god help us if you become tri because if you are as clueless about other RIAer's sentiments as you are about mine, and as ignorant of their posts as you are of mine, then you'd be a liability in a representative role.


and GPM: I remember older members complaining of what I'm talking about. I took that into account when I looked back over the years; there have been many many times I was bored but thought, let's stay and see if it gets more interesting, and in the meantime let's try to make it interesting. And, that often worked. But, in spite of my attempts, there has still been a steady decline in the kind of activity I enjoy. There may be momentary surges and lapses, but overall the style of the RIA continues to change away from an active random insane chillax community, toward a more sedated game-focused one.

I've seen many cycles and many old people burritos. even taking that into account I've seen a trend in changing of the alliance focus. this is because the most motivated srs players stay in government and stay active, and the most motivated chillax insanity fun people, well no one wants them in gov because more of the membership wants to save their pixels, so these people have less and less power to be themselves in the context of the game, so they get bored because they can't represent their own internal ratios of chillaxity/srs/lulz etc. because the government, and probably most of the membership, prefer to play srsly, and so that's the direction the RIA goes, and this marginalizes the style that anyone else wants to play in. which is fine. if RIA wants to play that way they should do so. just don't give me shit as if I'm making this all up. it's plain as day to anyone who actually gives a shit about that kind of game style.

ok, I suck at tldr. but czom, you're pretty dumb man. srsly. I've taken a lot of stances on things over the years and didn't want to even hint that I'd leave if I didn't get my way, so I guess you missed it because my language wasn't strong enough. maybe next time I want to get a point across I should hit you in the face just to make sure I'm not being too subtle. RIA has changed, that's fine, you acting like it isn't *really* changing is dumb.


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Post by: Gangs on February 22, 2010, 12:15:58 am
YOU ALL SUCK COCKS!
COCKSUCKERS!
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Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 22, 2010, 03:22:09 am
dammit, czom was just trolling me to provoke a speech. fuck you, well played, but fuck you.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Vintus on February 22, 2010, 06:25:26 am
Quote from: JackSkellington
Well you know damn well you're one of the few RIAers left that I think anything of. But there were a lot of good members in that first page. Secundo, Joker, Commisar...etc.

don't know about secundo but for the other two I vaguely remember drama during their passing, correct me if I'm wrong

if you don't leave the alliance gracefully you're a whiny bitch and don't come back

and if you don't leave gracefully and then continue to be a whiny bitch outside the alliance then show you don't care by ignoring us rather than be antagonistic toward us on our own board

if I missed sarcasm somewhere I'm sorry if not fuck you
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Post by: Vintus on February 22, 2010, 06:25:38 am
also llama eat my cock ring
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 22, 2010, 07:14:16 am
vintus, you're a scared, quivering alien pussy floating through space.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Ganon5 on February 22, 2010, 08:23:19 am
Who wishes he had a cock ring
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 22, 2010, 07:30:28 pm
on his impotent, flailing, 2 inch clitoris that dangles like the tongue of a snapping turtle.
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on February 22, 2010, 07:56:30 pm
just waiting to get recruited recruited recruited
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on February 22, 2010, 08:13:29 pm
like a poisonless jellyfish swept helplessly into a mob of spiny whale dicks in fucking-frenzy mode
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Post by: Ganon5 on February 23, 2010, 06:18:31 am
Quote from: llamavore
on his impotent, flailing, 2 inch clitoris that dangles like the tongue of a snapping turtle.
That was beautiful XD
Title: This is getting freaky. Some person keeps on texting me.
Post by: Leo on February 23, 2010, 02:36:17 pm
Stop, you guys. All that talk is just turning me on!