Hahaha yeah the damn Pool Party shit. God, I still can't swim in real life.

And deleted my account....where?

Quote from: Loren on August 25, 2015, 03:27:14 pm

Also, damnit Leo is a punk.

I stand by your punk status
And yet you people keep coming back to my fly trap.

This shit is so bad in the most exciting and horrible way, like George Carlin's skit hoping for the worst natural disasters to happen:

 " I think it's certainly apparent by now that one of the things I enjoy in life is excess... I like things that are excessive. I like excessive behavior, excessive language, excessive violence... it's fun. It's interesting. It's exciting. I like it when nature is excessive. That's why I like natural disasters. All these natural disasters that've been going on, I fucking love 'em. I can't get enough of them. Ah, when nature's going crazy, throwing things around, scaring people and destroying property, I'm a happy fucking guy."

When I get the time, I want to get the scoop on the fucking Subway guy. Why hasn't anyone on here lost their shit about that guy? By far, the media has been ridiculously gentle with that story. Instead of jumping on the "Married Subway Spokesman, with young children, under investigation in child porn ring due to being a sick fuck" being plastered in a similar way as the Duggars, I feel like it was brought up for a day or two and dropped. I mean, this guy had a foundation FOR CHILDREN. And he FLEW THEM OUT TO HIM. Jesus, he was the laziest child fucker, and it's sick, and I feel like people need to lose their shit for a minute over that.

/$.02

Actually, after a quick search things get worse with this story too:

"Subway is investigating whether executives knew about Jared Fogle's sexual interest in children"

http://www.businessinsider.com/subway-is-investigating-whether-executives-knew-about-jared-fogle-2015-8




I wish I had a longer lunch to get more into this.

Quote from: Loren on August 13, 2015, 09:08:02 pm

I feel like that would have been an excellent plan three years ago.

so your plan is to use time travel? that's preposterous Loren. unless you know something we don't

I'm at that point in my life where I feel like whatever little intelligence I once had fell out the last time I fell off a jet ski

I'm actually kind of bummed. I've been the sole shade of this purple since 08 and I'm awful with change.

Annd thank you. It's one of those family trips.... But with someone else's family. If I don't kill someone it'll be a miracle.

I thought I was the special purple Cuba

Can't even fight this properly until I get back from Bermuda. But damnit. I wanted my own color, and I thought I had claims on my purple.

Where do I file an official complaint?

I was black out drunk when I saw it, and the ticket was free. I must admit, it was kind of awesome being that drunk in a movie theater. I think the movie was alright as well.

So many exist.

This looks.... Familiar...

Can't handle seriousness.