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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: September 09, 2014, 10:06:49 pm »
That guy was half your size, Kenny. He was tiny like his grandmother who was watching you throw things at him.
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:47:01 pm »
And... the mother of the baby you kicked, that ex girlfriend of yours told me about all the drugs you did. And the stripper and the nomadic cat in your house. And the glue. What.
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:44:00 pm »
Ohhh, wait wait wait. Lets not forget...
- Getting stuck waiting for you in sketchy ass south Baltimore with people coming up to me asking me questions. Probably didn't help I wasn't wearing pants. It was fucking cold too.
- Sleeping at the River House with scorpion flies. I WOKE UP WITH A DEAD BEE ON MY FACE. On. My. Face. What the fuck. I think I had a fireball hangover, which is your fault too.
- The whole blueberry inflation thing....I mean, the mentos hurt my stomach O_O
- Getting stuck waiting for you in sketchy ass south Baltimore with people coming up to me asking me questions. Probably didn't help I wasn't wearing pants. It was fucking cold too.
- Sleeping at the River House with scorpion flies. I WOKE UP WITH A DEAD BEE ON MY FACE. On. My. Face. What the fuck. I think I had a fireball hangover, which is your fault too.
- The whole blueberry inflation thing....I mean, the mentos hurt my stomach O_O
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: September 09, 2014, 08:35:52 pm »
Ohhh no. Ruining your life?! Lets go down a checklist... Do you remember when:
- You almost beat up that tiny white dude in the back of the Chinese restaurant parking lot? With his grandmother watching... horrified... in the car.
Even worse, it was our fault the grandma's jimmy's were riled.
- Remember when there was the ARMED security in that sketchy waffle house we went to? He had guns! And for good reason, because that woman coming down from pick-a-hard-drug fell out of a bush.
- YOU KICKED A BABY.
- You almost beat up that tiny white dude in the back of the Chinese restaurant parking lot? With his grandmother watching... horrified... in the car.
Even worse, it was our fault the grandma's jimmy's were riled.
- Remember when there was the ARMED security in that sketchy waffle house we went to? He had guns! And for good reason, because that woman coming down from pick-a-hard-drug fell out of a bush.
- YOU KICKED A BABY.
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: September 08, 2014, 09:33:00 pm »How did I miss this thread?
Loren, Kenny sex, ModCalls. It's been screaming LEO for days and I have been neglecting to do my duty in satisfying this thread's every desire for hours on end, thrust by thrust.
You know, it's been over a year and I never got my pull off twizzlers...
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: August 31, 2014, 12:50:50 am »
Kenny there's no use in trying to pretend you aren't a crazy fuck in person.
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: August 31, 2014, 12:36:03 am »
Aghh. This topic is completely ridiculous in the first place, but no where near as bad as Kenny in person... You've no idea...
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: August 31, 2014, 12:28:21 am »
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: August 29, 2014, 01:35:19 pm »
How's the success rate so far? I bet you win them over with your sterling Gob impression.
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Random lnsanity / Re: does anyone want to meet up and have sex
« on: August 29, 2014, 01:26:08 pm »I typically prefer picking people up from bus stations so no planes thank you
I imagine it helps getting them hideously lost in another state first.
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Random lnsanity / Re: online marketing
« on: June 12, 2014, 07:10:50 pm »I love this, and part of me wants to get a funktar tattoo somewhere small.
cactuar tramp stamp plz
I'll get back to you on this.
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Random lnsanity / Re: online marketing
« on: June 11, 2014, 05:03:24 pm »
I love this, and part of me wants to get a funktar tattoo somewhere small.
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Random lnsanity / Re: Petition: ban llamavore for changing his everything
« on: June 06, 2014, 12:23:51 pm »
I lost it at thirsty for justice.
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Random lnsanity / Re: sit down son, it's time I told you about life
« on: June 06, 2014, 12:20:37 pm »AND NEVER TRUST GIRLS WITH PINK HAIR THEY ARE SLUTS FOR BLACK MUSTACHE GUY
lesson 3
Now wait a minute. I had pink hair for a while. I don't think this is true.
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Random lnsanity / Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
« on: May 23, 2014, 05:09:56 pm »97
Random lnsanity / Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
« on: May 20, 2014, 03:56:28 pm »
And I am just now home. He's way too tall with short hair. On the way of picking me up he got a flat. Whatever sealant he used to cover the hole lit on fire when he lit a cigarette. Apparently on the the way to DC he had to jump out and put out the fire. Half his shit was melted when we caught up.
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Random lnsanity / Re: ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
« on: May 20, 2014, 12:43:54 am »did you play MvC3 with him?
Nah. I watched, but when meeting some friends of his they snuck out to game while I had a snake urinate on me in the attic.
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Random lnsanity / ITT: The chaos of meeting Kenny this weekend
« on: May 19, 2014, 11:55:53 pm »
I thought it would be of mild interest to those in RIA to know that after meeting Kenny irl that I have made it out alive. He held off on the machete and picked me up from the bus after losing a tire and lighting himself on fire. True story too.
I'll accept any questions you have have about the Enigma of this Arrested Development loving nerd.
Also: relevant picture picture attached. On my phone in some sketch no where parking lot waiting for my bus home.
I'll accept any questions you have have about the Enigma of this Arrested Development loving nerd.
Also: relevant picture picture attached. On my phone in some sketch no where parking lot waiting for my bus home.
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Random lnsanity / Re: new Godzilla movie
« on: May 15, 2014, 01:55:19 am »
Can't wait to see it!! Sadly, I'm probably going alone haha
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