Here we have a brilliant specimen of the species Riaus Newfagicus, aka fresh recruit victim or more commonly 'nub.' you can tell it's in the early stages of development by the bright red frills around its neck, giving it the appearance of a gay dildo. also note its low post count and nublike behavioral patterns. Previous iterations of the ever-evolving genus Newfagicus include the subspecies Spamicus, Atentius Whorea, Ragequiticus, Trollus, and the omnipresent but seldom-acknowledged varieties of Lurkiae.
Upon hatching from the application forum this individual seems to have attempted to create a nest of threads in which to prolongue the gestation period, a behavior similar to that found in Newfagicus Spamicus (see the individual referred to as "gangs"). It is thought in some circles that this is an attempt to accelerate the metamorphosis into the next stage of 'RIAer,' the Riaus Regularii, although this particular rabbit trail of evolution seems to be a dead end as many members of Newfagicus Spamicus are still considered "nubs" even after months of spamnest construction.
Newfagicus Spamicus is not the only subspecies with this problem, however; there are examples of former Newfagicus Atentius Whorea (see "Tase") that are still known to engage in nublike behavior, temporarily regressing into a previous stage of development. Painful though it may be to observe, their will to survive is more admirable than the self-terminating Newfagicus Ragequiticus. (Note: A few of these Ragequiticus have been known to return and leave again periodically. After a certain amount of time they are able to achieve permanent adulthood as Riaus Regularii, albeit as the less desired Burritonimus subspecies, which socially are always considered distinct and hierarchically inferior to other Regularii and Oldfagicus, especially the Riaus Govfagian Selffuckerii. This is evidenced as the latter are famous for their self-stimulation and exaggerated moans in the presence of the Burritonimus, especially during election season when the males are most aggressive.)
Our current Newfagicus specimen is of unknown classification in terms of subspecies; it seems to exhibit traits of all previous subspecies, perhaps in a desperate attempt to speed its transition to Regularii. Given the harshness of this wild environment, it is impossible to predict whether this will succeed, as the energetic display is certain to attract predators such as the Trollus variety of Regularii, as well as threaten the dominion of the territorial Ragemodius or even provoke the appearance of a dormant Kennimius Foxcockia. If this happens it is likely that our Newfagicus' spamnest will be set ablaze and then stomped upon by fat unicorns (see: rhinoceras), interrupting his transformation and forcing him to evolve into either a Lurkiae, Burritonimus, or more likely an Exriaus CockPonyqueenae. While we may sympathize with the plight of young nubs abandoned in the wild, all good biologists know that to ensure the long term survival and evolution of the species Riaus, we must allow nature to take its course and determine for itself who is worthy to pass on their genes in the brutal lands of the Internet.
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