So, he is in a burning tree, alone with his dead mother, and a so distracted that he burned his gourmet breakfast. And he likes nice things. What the hell distracted him into burning his breakfast?
BTW when you threw your breakfast out the window, it bounced on the burning trunk, caught fire, landed on a police dog, and it freaked out. A small child started laughing at the dog, so the dog attacked it. A brave and selfless fireman (the only one one the scene), dropped his hose and ran to save the child - he succeeded in saving the child by killing the dog with his axe, but struck so hard that he cut off the child's leg, and then the fireman bled to death from a wound the dog inflicted. The policeman had to take the child to the hospital because no ambulance was available, and noone knows how to operate the firetruck. He left the leg behind because he couldn't find it. So your tree is still on fire, and there is a lot of carnage below.
How many more must be killed or maimed before you will come out of the tree? What about the fireman's retarded wife and 6 kids? For God's sake man, it is time to end this thing! Come down! Noone is blaming you for the deaths, but if you stay up there, they just might start talking - time is running out.
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