does anyone want to meet up and have sex

[Brian]

HOW DOES THIS THREAD KEEP GETTING UNLOCKED IM REPORTING YOU ALL TO THE MODS

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Oh Christ who the fuck stickied this shit

[Kenneth Kenstar]

That's it I'm going to be passive aggressive now just you wait for my next topic

[—-]

How did I miss this thread?

Loren, Kenny sex, ModCalls. It's been screaming LEO for days and I have been neglecting to do my duty in satisfying this thread's every desire for hours on end, thrust by thrust.

You know, it's been over a year and I never got my pull off twizzlers...

[Leo]

How did I miss this thread?

Loren, Kenny sex, ModCalls. It's been screaming LEO for days and I have been neglecting to do my duty in satisfying this thread's every desire for hours on end, thrust by thrust.

You know, it's been over a year and I never got my pull off twizzlers...

<.<

>.>

;>.>

I actually stopped by the plant again this summer and came out with more free candy. No pull n peel though.

*runs*

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Thank you Loren for ruining my topic and my life I really appreciate it you are so cool for doing this I like it a lot

Mods please do something before she posts something I'll regret

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Mods please unsticky this amazing topic that went well please lock it and ban Loren

[—-]

Ohhh no. Ruining your life?! Lets go down a checklist... Do you remember when:

- You almost beat up that tiny white dude in the back of the Chinese restaurant parking lot? With his grandmother watching... horrified... in the car.

Even worse, it was our fault the grandma's jimmy's were riled.

- Remember when there was the ARMED security in that sketchy waffle house we went to? He had guns! And for good reason, because that woman coming down from pick-a-hard-drug fell out of a bush.

- YOU KICKED A BABY.

[—-]

Ohhh, wait wait wait. Lets not forget...

- Getting stuck waiting for you in sketchy ass south Baltimore with people coming up to me asking me questions. Probably didn't help I wasn't wearing pants. It was fucking cold too.

- Sleeping at the River House with scorpion flies. I WOKE UP WITH A DEAD BEE ON MY FACE. On. My. Face. What the fuck. I think I had a fireball hangover, which is your fault too.

- The whole blueberry inflation thing....I mean, the mentos hurt my stomach O_O

[—-]

And... the mother of the baby you kicked, that ex girlfriend of yours told me about all the drugs you did. And the stripper and the nomadic cat in your house. And the glue. What.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Dude what the fuuuuck

[Croix]

why didn't you have pants? can i have your pants?

[Kenneth Kenstar]

You are going to far with this just saying maybe you should uh idk handle this like an adult instead of shit talking on the internet.

But while we are at it remember the time you yelled at that poor waitress because your bubble tea wasn't at your level of standards

Yeah that shit was awesome that was great you are so fantastic

[Kenneth Kenstar]

And BTW I'm positive I was defending myself from that crazy asshole in that parking lot

Why don't you pick up the phone and talk shit there like you usually do

[Leo]

And I thought I was a terrible person.


I love you, Kenny. You are the me that I could never be.

[aithne]

I feel like this thread needs more sarcasm

[—-]

That guy was half your size, Kenny. He was tiny like his grandmother who was watching you throw things at him.

[—-]

And that tea, was shit. Don't even judge me.

What about that time you made me sleep in your car? Yeah, that was fun. Hm... which time you ask? I don't know, was more than once.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

Hey can you pick up your phone or should I call you a bitch through PMs

Oh by the way you loved the Chevy classic and I'm sorry we didn't get the five star hotel you wanted

[aithne]

She's... bitching about having to sleep in a car? And about multiple times of it? Okay.....