I've forgotten how to war in CN

[im317]

No listen to me

And why would that take awhile

What's the hold up

Is she like... Not experienced

the hold up is Leo, for all his bravado hes very old fashioned.

[Leo]

No listen to me

And why would that take awhile

What's the hold up

Is she like... Not experienced

the hold up is Leo, for all his bravado hes very old fashioned.

Who summoned Loren? And who told you that?

And don't worry, I've been "doing me" since I was a teenager. *awkward wink*

[Fake from State Jarm]

I feel like I'm literally drowning in bro-ness reading this thread, holy fuck.

I get a similar feeling when surrounded by the women in my family except it's estrogen instead of testosterone

Not every chick feels that way. Most don't, so be careful.

haha 'this is solid advice, except that it mostly doesn't apply'

that about sums ups any advice on women

nice to see you back loren

[Fake from State Jarm]

btw loren what other games do you play?

[Brian]

well sure, you are expected to lead as the man, but that's sexist so you don't have to. and everyone has diffrent ideas on what sex means, some feel its just a good time, others think its merging souls together and should only be done with your soul mate. On that note if you could pull it off, you should jokingly ask if she wants to netflix and chill before she leaves.

[im317]

No listen to me

And why would that take awhile

What's the hold up

Is she like... Not experienced

the hold up is Leo, for all his bravado hes very old fashioned.

Who summoned Loren? And who told you that?

And don't worry, I've been "doing me" since I was a teenager. *awkward wink*

i signed a non discloser agreement that prevents me from answering that question.

[Fake from State Jarm]

also make sure to comment on how sexist she is for not leading jk brian

[Brian]

I would, but i can make just about any joke ok to say...

[Fake from State Jarm]

no I was telling leo to say that because bringing up gender roles and social injustice is always a great way to bring people closer together

leo this is for you

[—-]

First off, hello all. Doing my yearly check in, blame Kenny.

Also, I apologize for the quick response. It did sound like quickie gender role cheap answer. I mean, hell, I just ended a year long relationship with another lady so...I have a little experience? So let me resay my original thought now that I have some time.

Regardless of your gender, if you're interested and you decided, hey I'm gonna go for this one, you gotta lead. And by lead, I mean letting it be known that you're interested. Body language, physical proximity, gearing the conversation to topics they're passionate about to get a feel for them/show you're interested. That's what I mean.

In general, with my experience with women (like, I'm trying to date you type way) they... kinda do expect the other person to lead. I mean, its sexist and stupid as fuck. Never had that problem with guys, felt more equal. There's this idea that women deserve to be entertained and worshiped in exchange for their time, and it's total fucking bullshit.

/mini rant

Leo, get some  furniture, a box of pizza, and try the netflix and chill method.

[—-]

btw loren what other games do you play?

Life.

But nah, I don't have much time for actual fun stuff. I'm on reddit all the time if that counts. Recently hit the gym and all that adult jazz. What've you been up to? Any cool updates?

[Brian]

I like the 'save' in the top right of the picture llama... do you mind if i call you llama now that you changed your name?

I didn't mean that it was necessarily a bad thing that it was sexist, its a trade off most people are perfectly willing to make, just making a joke about it to justify not acting that way.
also score, a girl voted for my idea! Now you have to leo.

[Leo]

(like, I'm trying to date you

Sorry Loren, but brian forbids me.

And y'all don't realize that when I drop a netflix and chill line, I literally mean chill + watch netflix. Otherwise, I'd just ask how they want to be fucked.

[Brian]

its a wonderful line to use, because you can take it however you want, and so can she. If you are brave enough you could be like "alright, i got netflix, the popcorn, some condoms, and drinks! that should be plenty for tonight!"
 
This sort of thing is the best advice i can offer because i am not dominate enough to lead myself.

[Leo]

Condoms? Why would I waste time on those?

[Fake from State Jarm]

this thread is how RIA ends up having to raise an entire baby

[Leo]

We'll see. I've got a weird vibe lately.

And what do you mean "an entire baby", as though we've had to raise three-fifths of a baby in the past?

[Kenneth Kenstar]

In high school, a friend of mine asked in health class what happens when a pregnant lady gets a sex change.

To which the teacher responded with "I don't know what the hell you are talking about" and ignored him

I said outloud to him "They'd probably abort the baby"

To which he responded in utter shock "The whole baby!?"

[Fake from State Jarm]

And what do you mean "an entire baby", as though we've had to raise three-fifths of a baby in the past?

you are three-fifths of a baby so yeah

jk I was just playing my character as llamavore

[Fake from State Jarm]

btw loren what other games do you play?

Life.

But nah, I don't have much time for actual fun stuff. I'm on reddit all the time if that counts. Recently hit the gym and all that adult jazz. What've you been up to? Any cool updates?

nothing I would classify as cool updates really. I'm getting along. doing a little writing and editing sometimes. I made a confession bear on another site and got like half a million views. that was surreal.

also kenny made a post asking us what games we play and when we found one the thread promptly died. we probably need girls to play to bring everyone together. don't ask me why it works.