The Last Treaty Got Censored, So Here's A Family-Friendly Treaty (PIAT w/ CORE)

[enragedlobster]

The uncensored version!

THE LAST TREATY GOT CENSORED, SO HERE'S A FAMILY-FRIENDLY TREATY

Preamble:
TREATIES
FUCK YEAH
COMIN' AGAIN TO SAVE THE MOTHERFUCKIN' DAY, YEAH
TREATIES ARE THE ONLY WAY, YEAH
RIA, YOUR GAME IS THROUGH
CAUSE NOW YOU HAVE TO ANSWER TO
TREATIES
FUCK YEAH
WHAT YOU GONNA DO WHEN WE COME FOR YOU NOW
IT'S THE DREAM WE ALL SHARE
IT'S THE HOPE FOR TOMORROW
FUCK YEAH
PREAMBLE, FUCK YEAH
RIA, CORE FUCK YEAH
PIAT, FUCK YEAH
PEACE, FUCK YEAH
INTELLIGENCE, FUCK YEAH
AID, FUCK YEAH
TREATY


Article I: When two alliances  each other, they don't attack each other.

Article II: When two alliances  each other, they tell each other if some bad shit's goin' down.

Article III: When two alliances  each other, they help each other in times of need.

Article %: When the pied piper happily prances across Abbey Road, a flaming monkey may fly by and chuck a rock at the piper's head. If the rock should bounce into the sewer, the rock could very well end up getting stuck in the filtration system at the local reservoir and causing it to shut down. Once the filter is down, the people are stuck with no clear water and are forced to clean themselves in rivers and streams while using salmon as loofahs. If a salmon should happen to object to its becoming a loofah, it may very well swim upstream to escape the ravenous crowds of dirty people and end up in a dark and spooky cave where a bear may swat at it from time to time, causing its paw to get wet. When the bear's paw is wet, it could go out of the cave in search of a dry place to wipe its paw off, but once it burritoss the shadowy confines of its cave, it could see a rabbit bounding away in the distance. Since the bear hasn't eaten anything, the hungry bear will chase the rabbit in the hopes of catching it for dinner. However, there could well be campers hiding in the nearby woods as the bear passes through, and the smell of cooking food may get to it. If the bear should happen to wander into the campground, the campers will say "oh shit!" and run away. While they are running, they could trip over the pied piper. The pied piper, with its new splitting headache, will then run down into town to pick up some aspirin to soothe his aching head. Upon getting his aspirin, he will then head back into the woods, crossing Abbey Road along the way. What does this have to do with the treaty? Vintus wanted it to be more randomly insane. Blame him.

Article IV: Florida

Article V: If RIA and CORE decide that they don't  each other anymore, 48 hours notice is required.

Signed,

For the Random Insanity Alliance,

Delta1212, Leader
Vintus, Co-leader of Foreign War Economic Internal Affairs Planet, aka Co-leader
EnragedLobster, Head of Foreign Affairs and Family-Friendly Treaty Writer
Kaiser, War Adviser
Moth, Econo-Tyrant Extraordinaire

For the Confederation of Radical Elites,

Pikajew, The PokéPresident,
Keeper of the Poképeace, and All that is awesome

Sirettx, The Istari of Oversight
DAn123123, Alpha of Foreign Unity

The Istari Council:
Jutopia
Preatorian
Freidrich Wilhelm
Rytndaface
therealsuperjosh
that1dude22
cool3tool
Ferrie