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Anime / Darker than Black
« on: June 04, 2012, 12:18:06 am »
I like it. 
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Tech Trades / Tech deals
« on: July 30, 2011, 11:10:10 pm »
I am looking for several nations who are willing to sell tech to TYR. We are willing to pay $3 million for 100 or $3 million for 50, whichever of the two is your price. It would be great if you have two slots available because we would like you to forward the tech immediately to members of PPO, however, this is not required.
Please respond here.
Please respond here.
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Ambassador Sign-Ups / TYR
« on: April 17, 2010, 05:40:44 pm »
Your Nation's Ruler: Lylia Kinkaydia Rose
Your Alliance: TYR
Your Alliance's Initials: TYR
Your Alliance's primary team color: Maroon
URL to your alliance's forum: http://z13.invisionfree.com/TYR
Your Alliance: TYR
Your Alliance's Initials: TYR
Your Alliance's primary team color: Maroon
URL to your alliance's forum: http://z13.invisionfree.com/TYR
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Tech Trades / Any sellers?
« on: August 09, 2009, 12:28:29 pm »
Would any sellers around here be interested in 3x3 tech deals?
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Tech Trades / 3x3s anyone?
« on: July 09, 2009, 01:37:13 pm »
I'm just wondering if you guys would be interested in doing 3x3s? Right now, I'm only looking for 2 sellers and 2 buyers, but if more people wanna participate, I'm willing to take more.
The deals that I do are continuous and starts once every 2 Wednesdays, and the new round is on the 15th. However, if you just wanna do one round, that's perfectly fine so long as you let me know.
If anyone is interested, please post in this topic.
The deals that I do are continuous and starts once every 2 Wednesdays, and the new round is on the 15th. However, if you just wanna do one round, that's perfectly fine so long as you let me know.
If anyone is interested, please post in this topic.
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Ambassador Sign-Ups / Embassy and Mask
« on: November 03, 2008, 12:30:28 pm »
Your Nation's Ruler: Lylia Kinkaydia Rose
Your Alliance: Through Yggdrasil's Roots
Your Alliance's Initials: TYR
Your Alliance's primary team color: Maroon
URL to your alliance's forum: http://z13.invisionfree.com/TYR
Our Councilor of External Affairs will drag his butt over soon...ish, but I'm just here to open the embassy.
Your Alliance: Through Yggdrasil's Roots
Your Alliance's Initials: TYR
Your Alliance's primary team color: Maroon
URL to your alliance's forum: http://z13.invisionfree.com/TYR
Our Councilor of External Affairs will drag his butt over soon...ish, but I'm just here to open the embassy.
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Defunct Treaties / The Voices Told Me To... (PIAT with 57th)
« on: June 30, 2008, 12:36:04 pm »
The Voices Told Me To...[/i]
Preamble:
Founded upon similar ideas of unicorns, crayons, and that tasty edible paste we love so much, the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and the Hegemony of Periphery States (HPS) come together today to cement the bonds of their psychologically diagnosed friendship in this treaty.
Article I. Friendship
RIA and HPS hereby agree to always act in a friendly and cordial manner towards one another while on their medication. RIA promises not to go One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when coming over to HPS's crib, and HPS ensures that there will always be proper safety measures taken during "supervised playtime".
Article II. Intelligence
We're intelligent folk, at least we keep telling our voices that, and we agree that two ears are better than one. More importantly, we have come to the conclusion that 4 ears are better than two, unless there are three in which case the fraction really does make the difference. Once we started off down that path, it was a matter of time before we began factoring in eyes, noses, and all sorts of other things too... And so, in addition to whispering sweet nothings in each others ears, from time to time, as these things arise, both HPS and RIA agree to whisper of any and all important matters relating to the other, so that we can deal with them and get back to the fun stuff.
Article III. Aid
Sometimes the going gets rough and fingers will be bitten... when that happens both HPS and RIA promise to consider giving cash and a little "something, something" to endure during those trying times. Hopefully no toes will be involved.
Article IV. Termination
Well... if it has come to this, there'll be a lot of choking up... honestly, there could even be tears. Both HPS and RIA think it's fair though to give at least a days warning (24 hours) in such an event... you know, just so we ain't all buddy buddy one minute, and the next trying to claw each others eyes out...*please see reference notes in patient's portfolio for specific details*
Signed,
for the Hegemony of Periphery States:
Kodiak, Hegemon for Homeland Affairs
Mechanus, Hegemon for Defense
Veneke, Hegemon for Foreign Affairs
Theoroshia, Councilor for Homeland Affairs
FlyingScotsman, Councilor for Foreign Affairs
The Gryphon Council
for the Random Insanity Alliance:
Azural ~ Triumvir
Delta1212 ~ Triumvir
Great Lord, Moth ~ Triumvir
Vintus, the Guy at the Top of the List Unless Some Jerk Moves it also recruitment
invincible13matt, Head of Internal Affairs
Lord Doom, Head of Military Operations
Psychotic Dictator, Head of Foreign Affairs
Preamble:
Founded upon similar ideas of unicorns, crayons, and that tasty edible paste we love so much, the Random Insanity Alliance (RIA) and the Hegemony of Periphery States (HPS) come together today to cement the bonds of their psychologically diagnosed friendship in this treaty.
Article I. Friendship
RIA and HPS hereby agree to always act in a friendly and cordial manner towards one another while on their medication. RIA promises not to go One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest when coming over to HPS's crib, and HPS ensures that there will always be proper safety measures taken during "supervised playtime".
Article II. Intelligence
We're intelligent folk, at least we keep telling our voices that, and we agree that two ears are better than one. More importantly, we have come to the conclusion that 4 ears are better than two, unless there are three in which case the fraction really does make the difference. Once we started off down that path, it was a matter of time before we began factoring in eyes, noses, and all sorts of other things too... And so, in addition to whispering sweet nothings in each others ears, from time to time, as these things arise, both HPS and RIA agree to whisper of any and all important matters relating to the other, so that we can deal with them and get back to the fun stuff.
Article III. Aid
Sometimes the going gets rough and fingers will be bitten... when that happens both HPS and RIA promise to consider giving cash and a little "something, something" to endure during those trying times. Hopefully no toes will be involved.
Article IV. Termination
Well... if it has come to this, there'll be a lot of choking up... honestly, there could even be tears. Both HPS and RIA think it's fair though to give at least a days warning (24 hours) in such an event... you know, just so we ain't all buddy buddy one minute, and the next trying to claw each others eyes out...*please see reference notes in patient's portfolio for specific details*
Signed,
for the Hegemony of Periphery States:
Kodiak, Hegemon for Homeland Affairs
Mechanus, Hegemon for Defense
Veneke, Hegemon for Foreign Affairs
Theoroshia, Councilor for Homeland Affairs
FlyingScotsman, Councilor for Foreign Affairs
The Gryphon Council
for the Random Insanity Alliance:
Azural ~ Triumvir
Delta1212 ~ Triumvir
Great Lord, Moth ~ Triumvir
Vintus, the Guy at the Top of the List Unless Some Jerk Moves it also recruitment
invincible13matt, Head of Internal Affairs
Lord Doom, Head of Military Operations
Psychotic Dictator, Head of Foreign Affairs
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Random lnsanity / Mankind's Greatest Achievements
« on: June 21, 2008, 06:29:14 pm »
Mankind has accomplished many things. So what do you think is/are the best that were accomplished?
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Defunct Treaties / The Extra-Large Trojan Pact (MDP with Element)
« on: June 15, 2008, 12:52:59 pm »
The Extra-Large Trojan Pac
Because everyone needs them in a larger size than they originally thought...
Preamble
The following document is drafted after the exchange of lulz in good faith and is based upon the secksie ideals of Element (henceforth referred to as... Element) and the Random Insanity Alliance (henceforth referred to as RIA). In order to improve relations with each other so we can strive towards a future of mutual cooperation, love and security, the alliances of Element and RIA hereby set forth the following articles:
Article I: Love
Members of Element and the RIA are prohibited from declaring war on one another. Should such an unexpected, forbidden, immoral, and evil event occurs, the threesomes of each alliance will gather up together and perform the traditional alliance - to - alliance peace dance. After the ritual and 3 days worth of spamming - the aggressor(s) cannot participate - the leaders of Element and RIA will come together one more time to discuss proper punishments for the wrongdoer. And also, neither alliance will put each other in an uncomfortable position. If one signatory doesn't want to take it from the behind, the other one shouldn't force it to.
Article II: Sharing
Element and RIA agree to share intelligence critical to the other alliance's safety. Both of them also agree not to peek on the other when they're dressing. If you want to see nekkid pictures of someone, just ask!
Article III: Caring
If a signatory receives a surprise from the behind initiated by a third party, the other signatory will be required to give assistance, be it condoms, lubricant and/or telling said third party to back off or feel the wrath of the buttsecks train.
Conclusion
If either alliance wishes to cancel the treaty, they must perform the separation dance in front of the other alliance and be given 24 hours to create a backup for their spam so they can host it elsewhere.
Signatures;
Element
Ryan Reyes, Triumvir
Danizduhman, Triumvir
Coolgreen44, Triumvir
Joey67500, Minister of Internal Affairs
Rozalia, Pink Overlord
Random Insanity Alliance
Azural - Triumvir
Delta1212 - Triumvir
Moth - Live from New York, it's Triumvir!
Psychotic Dictator - Head of Foreign Affairs = Having Affairs with Foreigners
invincible13matt - Head of Internal Affairs
Lord Doom - Head of Military Operations
Vintus - Head of Assimila...Recruitment
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Random lnsanity / For All Penis Lovers
« on: May 28, 2008, 08:44:24 am »
If you're reading this now... you have a love for penis.
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Random lnsanity / Kinky People, Gather Up!
« on: May 23, 2008, 01:41:53 pm »
For Those With A Kinky Side
The Masochism Tango
Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and taunt him and, if at all possible, to consume him with a kiss of fire. This particular illustration of this genre is called The Masochism Tango.
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.
Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!
Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
Video:
GowFanatic of CSN posted this in the RIA embassy... lol
The Masochism Tango
Another familiar type of love song is the passionate or fiery variety, usually in tango tempo, in which the singer exhorts his partner to haunt him and taunt him and, if at all possible, to consume him with a kiss of fire. This particular illustration of this genre is called The Masochism Tango.
I ache for the touch of your lips, dear,
But much more for the touch of your whips, dear.
You can raise welts
Like nobody else,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
Let our love be a flame, not an ember,
Say it's me that you want to dismember.
Blacken my eye,
Set fire to my tie,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
At your command
Before you here I stand,
My heart is in my hand...
Yeech!
It's here that I must be.
My heart entreats,
Just hear those savage beats,
And go put on your cleats
And come and trample me.
Your heart is hard as stone or mahogany,
That's why I'm in such exquisite agony.
My soul is on fire,
It's aflame with desire,
Which is why I perspire when we tango.
You caught my nose
In your left castanet, love,
I can feel the pain yet, love,
Ev'ry time I hear drums.
And I envy the rose
That you held in your teeth, love,
With the thorns underneath, love,
Sticking into your gums.
Your eyes cast a spell that bewitches.
The last time I needed twenty stitches
To sew up the gash
That you made with your lash,
As we danced to the Masochism Tango.
Bash in my brain,
And make me scream with pain,
Then kick me once again,
And say we'll never part.
I know too well
I'm underneath your spell,
So, darling, if you smell
Something burning, it's my heart... [hiccup]
'Scuse me!
Take your cigarette from its holder,
And burn your initials in my shoulder.
Fracture my spine,
And swear that you're mine,
As we dance to the Masochism Tango.
Video:
GowFanatic of CSN posted this in the RIA embassy... lol
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Random lnsanity / Hookers!
« on: May 22, 2008, 09:24:13 am »
A 13 year old from Texas who stole his Dad's credit card and ordered two hookers from an escort agency, has today been convicted of fraud and given a three year community order.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-...buy-hookers.htm
"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."
"The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."
My two favorite sentences of the year.
Ralph Hardy, a 13 year old from Newark, Texas confessed to ordering an extra credit card from his father's existing credit card company, and took his friends on a $30,000 spending spree, culminating in playing "Halo" on an Xbox with a couple of hookers in a Texas motel.
The credit card company involved said it was regular practice to send extra credit cards out as long as all security questions are answered.
The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business.
Police said they were alerted to the motel by a concerned delivery clerk, whom after delivering supplies of Dr Pepper, Fritos and Oreos had been asked by the kids where they could score some chicks and were willing to pay. They explained they had just made a big score at a "World of Warcraft" tournament and wanted to get some relaxation. On noting the boys age the delivery clerk informed the authorities.
When police arrived at the motel they found $3,000 in cash, numerous electronic gadgets, an Xbox video console with numerous games, and the two local escort girls.
Ralph had reportedly told police that his father wouldn't mind, as it was his birthday last week and he had forgot to get him a present. The father, a lawyer said he had been too busy, but would take him on a surprise trip to Disneyland instead.
Asked why he ordered two escorts, Ralph said he thought it was the thing to do when you win a "World of Warcraft" tournament. They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.
The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services.
Ralph's ambition is to one day become a politician.
Source: http://www.money.co.uk/article/1000390-13-...buy-hookers.htm
"The escort girls who were released without charge, told the arresting officers something was up when the kids said they would rather play Xbox than get down to business."
"The $1,000 a night girls sensing something up played "Halo" on the Xbox with the kids, instead of selling their sexual services."
My two favorite sentences of the year.
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Random lnsanity / Necrophilia
« on: May 22, 2008, 09:18:30 am »
I found this from the NPO forum.
Quote from: Duce
It happened in 1931 in Key West, Florida. Radiologist Carl von Cosel, 56, became obsessed with one of the tuberculosis patients at the sanitarium where he worked. Her name was Maria Elena de Hoyos and she was a beautiful, 22-year-old woman. Von Cosel hoped to marry her, but before she could respond to his attentions, she weakened and died. He begged the family not to bury her. Fearing contamination of her body from groundwater, he built a mausoleum for her in the nearby cemetery and preserved her in formaldehyde. There in secret he would sit and have "conversations" with her. He even left a phone in the mausoleum so he could speak to her while away. This man was clearly obsessed. One day he just decided to illegally remove her corpse and take her to his home.
To keep her in good shape, von Cosel brought in a regular supply of preservatives and perfumes, but Maria Elena's corpse eventually began to deteriorate. Using piano wire to string her bones together, von Cosel replaced her rotted eyes with glass eyes and her decomposed skin with a mixture of wax and silk. As her hair fell out, he used it to make a wig to put on her head. Stuffing her corpse with rags to keep her from collapsing and dressing her in a bridal gown, he kept her by his side in bed. Dr. Michael Baden pointed out on HBO's Autopsy that the man even inserted a tube into her decrepit corpse to serve as a vagina for making love. He also played a small organ to her as she "slept."
He got away with this for seven years until de Hoyos' sister accidentally came upon her in von Cosel's home. Horrified, she called the police.
Von Cosel was arrested, but the statute of limitations had run out on his crime of grave robbing, so he was set free. Maria Elena was buried in a secret unmarked area and von Cosel moved to central Florida, where he sold postcards of his beloved. Even when she was taken from him, he couldn't forget her. When he eventually died in 1952, he was found in a room with a large doll in his arms that was wearing Elena's death mask.
Maria Elena Milagro de Hoyos (1910–1931) circa 1930
Her preserved body
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Random lnsanity / Wine's in, Water out!
« on: May 19, 2008, 03:46:46 pm »
I got this email from a friend... I thought it was interesting:
Quote
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.
As Ben Franklin said: 'In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.'
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 litre of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poo, Wine = Health .
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
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Defunct Treaties / The Trojan Pact (PIAT with Element)
« on: May 18, 2008, 01:44:28 pm »The Trojan Pact
Preamble
The following document is drafted after the exchange of lulz in good faith and is based upon the secksie ideals of Element (henceforth referred to as... Element) and the Random Insanity Alliance (henceforth referred to as RIA). In order to improve relations with each other so we can strive towards a future of mutual cooperation, love and security, the alliances of Element and RIA hereby set forth the following articles:
Article I: Peace
Members of Element and the RIA are prohibited from declaring war on one another. Should such an unexpected, forbidden, immoral, and evil event occurs, the threesomes of each alliance will gather up together and perform the traditional alliance - to - alliance peace dance. After the ritual and 3 days worth of spamming - the aggressor(s) cannot participate, the leaders of Element and RIA will come together one more time to discuss proper punishments for the wrongdoer.
Article II: Intelligence
Element and RIA agree to share intelligence critical to the other alliance's safety. Both of them also agree not to peek on the other when they're dressing. If you want to see nekkid pictures of someone, just ask!
Article III: Condoms
Ask... and you may receive.
Conclusion
If either alliance wishes to cancel the treaty, they must perform the separation dance in front of the other alliance and be given 24 hours to create a backup for their spam so they can host it elsewhere.
Signatures;
Element
Ryan Reyes, Triumvir
Coolgreen44, Triumvir
Danizduhman, Triumvir
Random Insanity Alliance
Azural ~ Triumvir
Delta1212 ~ Triumvir
Moth! at the Triumvir
Psychotic Dictator ~ Head of Foreign Affairs
aroused by Margaret Thatcher and Ronald ReaganWino ~ Head of Internal Affairs
Emperor Whimsical ~ Head of Military Operations
Grand Poobah Marx ~ Head of Recruitment
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Tech Trades / Neeed Tech
« on: March 11, 2008, 10:46:23 pm »
Never mind. I think I found someone.
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Ambassador Sign-Ups / TOP
« on: January 09, 2008, 02:01:08 pm »
Your Nation's Ruler: Psychotic Dictator
Your Alliance: The Order of the Paradox
Your Alliance's Initials: TOP
Your Alliance's primary team color: Orange
URL to your alliance's forum: TOP Forum
Your Alliance: The Order of the Paradox
Your Alliance's Initials: TOP
Your Alliance's primary team color: Orange
URL to your alliance's forum: TOP Forum
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