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Title: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 03, 2016, 12:15:08 am
I'm the worst girl ever and right now I have a pound of makeup on my face from all sorts of different places and brands and half of it is expensive as fuck and my eyes feel really heavy.

So someone give me advice. How the fuck do I get this gel eyeliner off? And how do I make it into a thinner line? Is there a purpose to false eyelashes if I already have long eyelashes and mascara?

And I swear, I think I finally found some foundation and BB cream that is light enough for me at the damn dollar tree. Fucking amazing shit.

I keep rubbing and the gel eyeliner is just smearing worse. Halp.
(I'll wash thoroughly before bed. Or else my pillow case will not survive the night)


TL;DR Halp me learn how to girl.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 03, 2016, 12:17:53 am
ALSO, YOU PEOPLE ARE PATHETIC. THE TOP TWO THREADS ARE MY MAKEUP WHINE THREAD AND MY ELEVATOR MUSIC THREAD?
Good. My music thread contains decent stuff, depending on your style. If you haven't noticed, I like all sorts of music.

I LOVE YOU ALL.
A little bit.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 03, 2016, 01:27:05 am
Just use a little
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Gangs on March 03, 2016, 06:54:33 am
AM I DOING IT RIGHT?


(http://i552.photobucket.com/albums/jj332/gangs20003/poop/7b030158-37f2-4b41-bad2-554e9d6a632b_zpsj3r6uxmg.jpg)
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: dester55 on March 03, 2016, 08:35:22 am
I believe this is what youtube is for now, go look that shit up. asking a bunch of dudes on how to put makeup on? you cray cray gurl
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: dester55 on March 03, 2016, 08:35:47 am
also, lol @gangs
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 03, 2016, 11:40:40 am
yeah this is like the worst forum to ask this shit you know
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Leo on March 03, 2016, 06:14:39 pm
Is our girl drunk? That's cute.



*goes hand to hand, mano a mano contra a blue fin tuna*
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 04, 2016, 04:12:00 am
Gangs, if I had tried the eyebrows part and more than a light bit of eye shadow, that would've been me. Just never blue.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 04, 2016, 02:30:32 pm
Where are the fucking pics
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Leo on March 04, 2016, 04:33:06 pm
Where are the fucking pics
Not this again...
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 04, 2016, 05:33:21 pm
You'll get them when I figure out how to do makeup.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Brian on March 05, 2016, 12:16:10 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYtURueTDA (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfYtURueTDA)
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 05, 2016, 04:43:29 pm
You'll get them when I figure out how to do makeup.

(http://i.imgur.com/d9e03Uu.jpg)
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Leo on March 05, 2016, 11:50:05 pm
Why the hell does everyone have 2 mice at their desks!?


And 2 keyboards? And a lamp in a brightly lit office? And isn't it inappropriate for this dude not to be wearing clothes? Not to mention the liquid that'll slowly fly right through him, right?
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: im317 on March 06, 2016, 10:18:38 am
i think the second keyboard is for a computer that is just out of screen
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2016, 10:50:58 am
So the guy's working on two different comps at once? That's a stupid way to multiscreen.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: im317 on March 06, 2016, 05:53:40 pm
the other comp is next to him, you can even see the chair for a person to sit net to him. i suspect this is a schools computer lab.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Leo on March 06, 2016, 06:48:53 pm
Nah, that comp has a different pair of mice (WHYDOUBLEEVERYTHINGATEACHSTATION!?!?) and keyboards (I assume).

Also, my Uni kept all the workstations much closer together. Much more efficient use of space to maximize tuition dollars from unsuspecting students.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 06, 2016, 10:42:42 pm
Good fucking lord. I can't even go to the ER for a day to not do makeup without geeks taking over my thread with comments about mice and keyboards and naked guys sitting at desks.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Gangs on March 07, 2016, 08:49:43 am
mice and keyboards and naked guys sitting at desks.
every session of leo watching porn ever.
though gerbils, not mice.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 07, 2016, 12:48:48 pm
Are there seriously still no pics in this fucking topic
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 07, 2016, 02:39:25 pm
I know you already got to see it Kenny, but I technically had mascara on in this. :P

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/Lihoa/2016-03-05_zpsbfr4uedd.jpg)
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 08, 2016, 09:21:30 am
Looking good
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Brian on March 09, 2016, 03:19:49 pm
keep up the good work (not)aithne!
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 09, 2016, 07:11:35 pm
I did that trying thing. Opinions? Also, Natsu is not there. He denies all accusations of having helped at all.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/Lihoa/Picture%203_zpslwhooemu.png)
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Croix on March 09, 2016, 10:02:32 pm
is that a pikachu shirt.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 09, 2016, 10:29:03 pm
is that a pikachu shirt.
wut

no


maybe.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Leo on March 10, 2016, 08:22:09 am
I thought it was a full body tattoo.



Cute birdie.
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: Gangs on March 10, 2016, 10:56:11 am
I did that trying thing. Opinions? Also, Natsu is not there. He denies all accusations of having helped at all.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v449/Lihoa/Picture%203_zpslwhooemu.png)
that actually looks very good.
success?
Title: Re: TODAY I SHALL LEARN HOW TO MAKEUP.
Post by: what the pluck on March 10, 2016, 02:35:29 pm
that actually looks very good.
success?
\o/