Super Ultra Hyper Mega Happy Ninja Awesome moments in #RIA

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IT GOT STUCK ON MY SCREEN! ;__;

[Vintus]

<Vintus[RIA]> BTW, Azural is Lanna's fanboy
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* You were kicked by ChanServ (Requested (Azural))

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<Rawr> Azural says:
<Rawr> Tell everyone I'm a hooker from mexico city
<Rawr> Oh wait-
<skwirl> *fart*
<Azural> <_<
<Rawr>

[IronSoldier820]

Can it be insult Azural tiem now plz?

<Shyox> >.>
<Shyox> <.<
<Shyox> Psstt...
<Shyox> You got the drugs?
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> I do
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> but I used them
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> On Azuzu
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> thats why he isnt talk
<Shyox> .... Then I think you mean DID mothafucka
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> also Lanna is fucking him with a strap on right now
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> so I dont think he is right minded
<Shyox> I think not as well
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Azural has never been right minded
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Its gotten worse since hes been dating that one Lanna chick
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> She has some sort of weird STD that affects your brain
* You were kicked by crazyisraelie[RIA]

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Oh yeah. I remember that. Started some long op wars, lol

[IronSoldier820]

<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Azural?
<Azural> What?
<Poptart> Blue, why?
<Poptart> It's so retarded >_<
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Nuke or no?
<Azural> If you nuke him, CoR dies.
<zombie2000[RIA]> If Iron doesn't nuke, I'll attack
<zombie2000[RIA]> Why does CoR die?
<Poptart> ...
* Poptart has quit IRC (Quit: )
<Azural> ..
<zombie2000[RIA]> How the hell would CoR die?
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> Is that a no...?
<Azural> Well, it could...
<Azural> Depends on what happens.
<zombie2000[RIA]> so
<zombie2000[RIA]> Kaiser tech raids loren
<zombie2000[RIA]> Iron attacks back
<zombie2000[RIA]> Iron nukes
<Azural> You're not going to like me if you nuke one of our members.
<zombie2000[RIA]> Well
<IronSoldier820[CoR]> I don't like you period.

lol, these are really easy to find. I just go through the RIA logs and any time I see my name, I can almost always assume it involves me insulting Azural.

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That was like. SO annoying.

[crazyisraelie]

[22:03] <&Not404Error> trukz sucks
[22:03] <bigwoody> trukz warz
[22:03] <bigwoody> run someone off the road
[22:04] <air_julio> it wouldn't suck if it had spies
[22:04] <addmin> thanks 404.
[22:04] <&Not404Error> admittedly trukz isn't as bad as CC was
[22:04] <ochocinco[M]> argh, it's everywhere: <WhatItDoNephew> gay mytruck loses its condition so fucking quickly now its retarded.
[22:04] <&Not404Error> but trukz still sucks
[22:04] <babyjesus> are you able to get in accidents with other trukkerz yet
[22:04] <&Not404Error> welcome
[22:04] * Ericadia (~stnuke@synIRC-DF168C1.gdj-co.client.bresnan.net) Quit (Quit: )
[22:04] <addmin> i can delete your account that you've been playing almostevery day for 2 months 404
[22:04] <babyjesus> haha
[22:04] <&Not404Error> what, trukz?
[22:04] <Coitus> :iceburn:
[22:04] <addmin> yes
[22:04] <air_julio> lol
[22:04] <&Not404Error> I haven't logged in to that since August
[22:04] <&Not404Error> lol
[22:04] <bigwoody> :masterstroke:
[22:04] <Chunky_Monkey> lol
[22:04] <Warren[M]> trukzzz
[22:04] <addmin> who's running your account?
[22:04] <&Not404Error> how do I know?
[22:04] <Chunky_Monkey> i havent been on trukz in a long time
[22:05] <addmin> last active 9/15
[22:05] <Tlatelolco> Children making the fist and thrusting it up and down inthe back window of a mini-van caused you to blast your horn which caused arockslide and kills the kid and now you're culpable and have to go to court andpay damages! Delaaaaaayed
[22:05] <air_julio> lolz
[22:05] <air_julio> 404 is a closet trukzor
[22:05] <Coitus> Tlat
[22:05] <&Not404Error> last time I logged in to trukz was before I moved tomy dorm
[22:05] <addmin> i'll check the IP then.
[22:05] <DustyBatman> oh yea trukz i havent been to that since aug either
[22:05] <&Not404Error> which was Aug 22
[22:06] <air_julio> furthermore, CN could use more CB radios
[22:06] * karoli (~charlesdi@synIRC-2B7B5D69.austtx.dsl-w.verizon.net) hasjoined #cngoons
[22:06] <Chunky_Monkey> lol
[22:07] <addmin> last ip matches your last in-game ip. tell me you love trukz!
[22:07] <Coitus> LOL
[22:07] <air_julio> lol
[22:07] <karoli> hello goons
[22:07] <PRCDaedalus> 404s web of lies is collapsing
[22:07] <karoli> i love crepes
[22:07] <Chunky_Monkey> lol
[22:07] <&Not404Error> lol whatever dude

[Vintus]

<Vintron5000> PLEASE INSERT MY METAL PENIS INTO ANY HOLE IN YOUR BODY
<Poptart> >_> <_<
<Lanna> LOL
<Lanna> XD
<Poptart> XD
<Vintron5000> THE SECKS KEEPS ME RUNNING
<Lanna> lol
<grandxanth> lol
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> PENIS
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> PENIS
<Hoopdy[Fark]> VAGINA
<Hoopdy[Fark]> VAGINA
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> PLEASE INSERT SOMEONE OTHER THEN Vintron5000 COCK IN MY ASSHOLE
<crazyisraelie[RIA]> >_>
<grandxanth> boobs
<Poptart> XD
<Vintron5000> BUT MY METAL COCK PROVIDES A WARMING SENSATION
<Hoopdy[Fark]> 0.o
<grandxanth> i like vagina better than ass
<Vintron5000> AND IT FUCKING VIBRATES
<Hoopdy[Fark]> o.0
<grandxanth> gato
<grandxanth> cat
<grandxanth> pussy
<grandxanth> yeah

[Untelligent]

XFD @ Vintus

[IronSoldier820]

The following log began after a conversation about drugs began in #CSN and several people began to say they were drug-free, to which Loren replied with a "<_<" and then a ">_>". The initial question was me asking what drug was it that she did.

IronSoldier820 says: What was it again?
Loren says: Honestly, I don't remember. I've tried a bunch of stuff just to say I could but I hate it all. And that was all like in 6th grade.
IronSoldier820 says: A bunch of stuff?
Loren says: Not a bunch. Oh lawd.
IronSoldier820 says: I had a friend who tried Coke once, but that was basically it.
Loren says: I forget the name <_>
IronSoldier820 says: Or was it Weed?
Loren says: Weed probably
IronSoldier820 says: I made The Drugs song in 6th Grade.
IronSoldier820 says: Everyone thought I was a druggie, so I went with it.
Loren says: That stuffs east to get a hold of
Loren says: Hehe. Awesome
IronSoldier820 says: Yes, I had to stop singing it when it was labeled Inappropriate
IronSoldier820 says: A lot of things I did were inappropriate. <_<
Loren says: Was about to say that
Loren says: God damn it.
Loren says: There's a bug in my house that just bit my face. e___e
IronSoldier820 says: Smack, crack, speed, weed. All the same it is to me. Smack, crack, speed, weed, damn I love cocaine.
IronSoldier820 says: Man I love cocaine, dude I love cocaine. I get my cocaine, from the state of Maine.
IronSoldier820 says: Don't ask about Maine, its the only rhyme I had.
IronSoldier820 says: It was kind of "out of the blue"
Loren says: I read it as Marine first, lawls. S'all good
IronSoldier820 says: Loren, I just realized, *you're* the bad influence on me! : O
Loren says: Wait wait, *me?* A bad influence on *you*?
Loren says: Forgetting the AIDs song, I think it's the other way around
IronSoldier820 says: Here I am, a drug-free citizen, being influenced by a druggie!
IronSoldier820 says: : O
Loren says: I am not a druggie! O:
IronSoldier820 says: Tsk tsk, denial.
Loren says: Oh come on now, Mr Good-Deed-Doing-Citizen. You know it's the truth : P
IronSoldier820 says: The truth can not be persuaded.
IronSoldier820 says: It is the truth and nothing but the truth.
IronSoldier820 says: And here I thought of you as innocent!
IronSoldier820 says: I have been *lied* to. O:
Loren says: Gasp! No lies. Just.. >__> And more <__<'s
Loren says: And we all know what that means. It means no lies, duh
IronSoldier820 says: Its actually "dry"
IronSoldier820 says: Like Calvin Coolide.  
IronSoldier820 says: +1 History Point
Loren says: -1 IQ point
Loren says: Who? lol
IronSoldier820 says: Previous President of the United States from 1923 - 1927
Loren says: He sounds.. important..
IronSoldier820 says: Nah, he took over after Harding died and did little.
IronSoldier820 says: The nation was suffering from scandals, so he led a lassez-faire policy.
IronSoldier820 says: Which actually was the best course of action.
IronSoldier820 says: He was a man of few words.
IronSoldier820 says: At a White House party, a woman approached Calvin Coolidge, famed for his silence, and said "Mr. President, I made a bet I can get more than two words out of you." He replied: "You lose."
Loren says: Ohh
Loren says: Didn't he die.. a few months ago?
Loren says: Or maybe last year. Same difference
IronSoldier820 says: President from 1923 to 1927?
Loren says: Maybe it was someother old guy >.<
Loren says: But he sounds familiar
IronSoldier820 says: Loren...he died in 1933

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loren says:
I'm serious. There was this ex-prez who died a few months ago who did the same.
loren says:
I'll post this as damage control, lawls

[Vintus]

[12:50] Trogdor: Loren, how about we just be Sex Buddies?
[12:50] tonictart: Sure.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: And they alliance should provide the dowries.
[12:50] Trogdor: Yay!
[12:50] tonictart: biggrin.gif
[12:50] *** Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen.
[12:50] ChrisHansen: Damen
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Uh oh.
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: Dateline is here.
[12:50] Trogdor: Oh god! Oh god! I knew this was a setup
[12:50] Hoopdy[Fark][BC]: You are so busted.
[12:50] Trogdor: *sweats*
[12:50] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:50] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:50] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:50] Trogdor: *takes seat*
[12:51] * tonictart gasps
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] Trogdor: Uh...errr...
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit. Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today, Damen?
[12:51] Trogdor: I was...gonna play scrabble
[12:51] ChrisHansen: why are you here today?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] ChrisHansen: what's in your bag?
[12:51] Trogdor: Scrabble!
[12:51] * ChrisHansen digs through your bag.
[12:51] * tonictart comes out of the bag
[12:51] ChrisHansen: condoms? lube? ball-gag?
[12:51] tonictart: Oh shit.
[12:51] ChrisHansen: underaged girl?
[12:51] Trogdor: Who switched my bags!?
[12:51] Trogdor: Oh god...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: the authorities are on their way, damen
[12:52] * tonictart runs off
[12:52] Trogdor: oh god...oh god...
[12:52] Trogdor: I shouldn't be here...
[12:52] ChrisHansen: Loren, take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: take a seat
[12:52] ChrisHansen: right over there
[12:52] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:52] ChrisHansen: you're right, you shouldn't
[12:52] tonictart: Eeep.
[12:52] * ChrisHansen take sout a piece of paper.
[12:52] tonictart: *sits*
[12:52] tonictart: o.o
[12:52] ChrisHansen: You told Loren that you wanted to be "sex buddies"?
[12:52] tonictart: No..
[12:52] Trogdor: I didn't know she was underage! She told me she was 18!
[12:53] tonictart: That's what we call.. Scrable..
[12:53] tonictart: In.. In.. German
[12:53] tonictart: Yeah
[12:53] tonictart: German
[12:53] ChrisHansen: Well Damen, you'll have to tell that to the judge.
[12:53] * ChrisHansen turns to Loren.
[12:53] Trogdor: Look at her!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: You told Damen "Yes"?
[12:53] Trogdor: She looks 18!
[12:53] Trogdor: oh god...oh god
[12:53] ChrisHansen: she looks 4
[12:53] Trogdor: In dog years it'd be okay!
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs, too?
[12:53] *** tonictart is now known as tonictart||Dog.
[12:53] ChrisHansen: you like dogs too, damen?
[12:54] Trogdor: oh god...I didn't mean that
[12:54] ChrisHansen: because that's also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: Oh shit
[12:54] ChrisHansen: very illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: @____@
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Loren, you turned into a dog? that's also illegal.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: also illegal.
[12:54] tonictart||Dog: NOT IN GERMANY!
[12:54] *** You are now known as Chris_Hansen.
[12:54] *** tonictart||Dog is now known as Rawr.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: we're in the Internet.
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: ChrisHansen
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:54] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:54] ChrisHansen: just take a seat
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: There?
[12:54] Chris_Hansen: Right there?
[12:54] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Just sit
[12:55] * Rawr runs back into the Scrabble bag
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Right over there.
[12:55] * Cpt[GOD]zilla takes a seat
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: There's a seat waiting for you
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: why thank you for the offer kind sir
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:55] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:55] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: right over there.
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: im sitting
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: now what?
[12:55] Chris_Hansen: What are you doing here tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: where's jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: leave, you're not a pedo
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: are you jake?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:55] ChrisHansen: What are you doing here tonight?
[12:55] Cpt[GOD]zilla: i was supposed to meet jake here
[12:56] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:56] Rawr: TO MUCH PRESSURE
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Over there?
[12:56] *** Rawr has left #RIA.
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Why are you ehre tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: What's in your pocket?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Why are you here tonight, Chris_Hansen?
[12:56] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over there
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:56] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:56] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:56] ChrisHansen: It'll be over quick. Just take a seat. Right over there.
[12:56] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag, Chris_Hansen?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: What's in the bag, ChrisHansen?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: I'm afraid the police are on their way.
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Did you bring alcohol?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Condoms?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat. Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Lube?>
[12:57] ChrisHansen: What's in your bag?
[12:57] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:57] *** Rawr has joined #RIA.
[12:57] *** Mode change "+o Rawr" for channel #RIA by ChanServ.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: This sheet says that you turned into Chris_Hansen, Chris_Hansen.
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Can you explain?
[12:57] *** Hoopdy[Fark][BC] is now known as Hoopdy[BRB].
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Why don't you take a seat?
[12:57] ChrisHansen: Right over there?
[12:57] Chris_Hansen: My sheet says that you were planning on having sex with yourself, ChrisHansen
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Why don't you take a seat
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: That's not illegal, Chris_Hansen.
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Just take a seat, right over there.
[12:58] * ChrisHansen points.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: But it is when they'res children involved
[12:58] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:58] ChrisHansen: There were no children involved. *spark*
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Yes there was
[12:58] *** Rawr is now known as ChrisHansenII.
[12:58] ChrisHansen: Take a seat, right over th-let me slip into something more comforta-right over there
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Now, take a seat
[12:58] ChrisHansenII: O RLY?
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:58] ChrisHansen: take a seat right over this is chris hansen
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: Damen, turn back
[12:58] * ChrisHansen shoots sparks.
[12:58] Chris_Hansen: What were you planning on doing tonight, ChrisHansen?
[12:58] zombie2000[RIA]: you aren't saved by the bloc with that nick
[12:58] * ChrisHansen 's eyes turn red.
[12:59] ChrisHansen: WHY DON'T YOU TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] *** ChrisHansenII is now known as Loren.
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take a seat
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Right there
[12:59] ChrisHansen: LET ME SLIP INTO SOMETHING MORE KZZZZTOMFORTABLE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] ChrisHansen: BAG WHAT'S IN IT
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: A seat
[12:59] ChrisHansen: I'M AFRAID THE FBI IS ON ITS WAY
[12:59] Loren: I'm waiting for someone to sit and just start stripping or whatever
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: Just take it
[12:59] ChrisHansen: TAKE A SEAT
[12:59] ChrisHansen: RIGHT OVER THERE
[12:59] * Chris_Hansen points
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] takes off pants
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: THere's a seat there
[12:59] * zombie2000[RIA] humps loren
[12:59] Chris_Hansen: You need to take it, ChrisHansen
[12:59] * ChrisHansen 's head explodes.
[12:59] Loren: <_>
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: I am the better Chris_Hansen
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: Now...Loren
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: About that payment...
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *strips*
[13:00] Loren: *covers eyes*
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *takes off pants*
[13:00] Loren: A WARNING WOULD HAVE BEEN NICE
[13:00] Chris_Hansen: *faps*
[13:00] Loren: You fapped to yourself?
[13:01] DarthLoser|zZzZzZzZz: What a wonderful thing to walk in on...
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: No, I fapped to you cowering in the corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: all seyx like
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: *cums*
[13:01] Loren: Eeep.
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: o_o
[13:01] * Loren runs to the other corner
[13:01] Chris_Hansen: And that, ladies and gentleman.
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: Is how Pedos seduce your children
[13:02] Chris_Hansen: They fap on them
[13:02] Moth[RIA]: Chris Hansen!! *shoots self*

[Azural]

<Azural> <Lannaway> Azural: http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif
<Azural> <Azural> O_O
<Azural> * cmdrChobo[ASC] blinks
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> the
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> fuck
<Azural> <Spears_Dracona> That is so cute!
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> ....why did the fact that people always call me chocobo come to mind <.<
<Azural> <cmdrChobo[ASC]> xD
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<zombie2000[RIA]> There is another one in that series
<zombie2000[RIA]> two more actually
<Azural> O_o
* zombie2000[RIA] faps
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> that's fucked up.
<zombie2000[RIA]> Yep
<zombie2000[RIA]> but hot
<Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> ...
<zombie2000[RIA]> <_<
<Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> Oh god. Going to scrub my brain out.
* zombie2000[RIA] has left #RIA
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> Later hoops.
* Hoopdy[Fark][BC] is now known as Hoopdy[Brainscrub]
<Moth[RIA]> Oh, great. Nightmares.
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<Moth[RIA]> Az, go choke on a chocobo chock. >_> </clever> My mind is crying.
<Azural> lol
<Azural> Well, I saw it...I couldn't keep the pain to myself.
<CaptainJuan[Fark]> that's fucked up.
<Moth[RIA]> I understand. I'd kick Lanna if I could, as a means of venting. >_> Az, kick Lanna for me.
<Azural> I'll pass on that.
<Moth[RIA]> Fine...*goes to find that cute kitten pic in his favorites folder to clear his mind out*
<Moth[RIA]> http://www.acc.umu.se/~zqad/cats/117433021...74126980484.jpg
* Moth[RIA] instructs a pet pirana to munch on Lannaway's shoulder blades
<Moth[RIA]> >_>
<Azural> Now think of that, along with chocobo and Tifa...
<Moth[RIA]> I'd rather not.
<Moth[RIA]> Too busy mind-snuggling floofy calico.

[—-]

So that's where Blue got that pic from.





Lanna, STOP SENDING BLUE STUFF (Besides the stuff I asked about XD)

[IronSoldier820]

The following isn't an IRC log, but a MSN Conversation between Shamed when he thought he was talking to me but actually was talking to my little sister.

Lord Shamed: I'm so sad, Iron.
Lord Shamed: I've finished all the availible RvB episodes.
Lord Shamed: ;_;
IronSoldier820: this is his sister thats 10 your talking to, not *****.
Lord Shamed:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jKxENIH-Ss&amp;mode=related&amp;search=" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jKxENIH-Ss&amp;mode=related&amp;search=</a>

Lord Shamed: It's the Halo Beta RvB vid
Lord Shamed: XFD
IronSoldier820: you still talking to his sister
Lord Shamed: ...
Lord Shamed: I never knew Iron had a sister.
Lord Shamed: >_>
IronSoldier820: well he does
Lord Shamed: ...
IronSoldier820: loser
Lord Shamed: And she lacks proper grammar.
Lord Shamed: <_<
IronSoldier820: shutup you moron

A few hours later when I finally got on...

IronSoldier820: *Snicker*
IronSoldier820: My sister called you a loser.
Lord Shamed: <_<
Lord Shamed: Shut it.

Today...

Lord Shamed: Iron's sister is a total bitch.
Lord Shamed: No offense, Iron.
Loren: XD
Loren: She called you a moron right?
Loren: And, why did you talk to his sister?

[Azural]

<[USN]Sephirdorf> i love chocobos
* Fenix just threw up a little in his mouth
<Lanna> We're picking you up on the way, Xanth.
* cmdrChobo runs to china
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
* Fenix is sickened by chocobos
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :(
<Buffalo[nato]> ima sing a song...
<Lanna> 2 of my husbands are chocobos, Xanth.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<cmdrChobo> lol
<Buffalo[nato]> row row row your boat
<[USN]Sephirdorf> who are the 2
<Lanna> If you're sickened by them, you must be sickened by me 'cause I do STUFF with them. ;)
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<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Lanna> Sep and Chobo.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :D
* Azural rembers the chocobo video...
* [USN]Sephirdorf <3
<Lanna> lol, Azural... NOOO NOT THAT!
<cmdrChobo> oh god...
* Fenix remebers it too
<Lanna> WASH MY BRAIN
<Azural> lol
<Lanna> SOMEONE
* Fenix gets the blech
* [USN]Sephirdorf washes brain
* Fenix poors bleach in my brain lannas vbrain and azurals brain
<Lanna> Sep, did you see the chocobo picture? :P
<[USN]Sephirdorf> ive seen a few piccys :P
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Buffalo[nato]> ummmm
<Fenix> hmm
<[USN]Sephirdorf> some were chocobos that failed in birth to become golden chocobos :(
<Lanna> Tifa and the chocobo doing stuff together... >_>
<[USN]Sephirdorf> YES
<[USN]Sephirdorf> IVE SEEN TI
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<Buffalo[nato]> ummmm
<[USN]Sephirdorf> i seen the video slideshow too
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<cmdrChobo> scary
<Buffalo[nato]> i havent'
* Fenix hands seph the bleach
<Lanna> Row, row, row your boat...
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<Lanna> Gently down the stream...
* Fenix whistles the vonage song
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Lanna> Buffalo, you wanna see it?
<Lanna> Azural bookmarked it... he can link you.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> XD
<Fenix> lol
<Azural> lol
<Azural> I did not.
<Lanna> You so did too.
<Azural> Though...I did post logs with the link on the RIA forums.
<Buffalo[nato]> sure
<Fenix> i could find it in the logs
<Lanna> I know. :P
<Lanna> Someone, link him. lol
<Azural> Give me a minute.
<Buffalo[nato]> Im gonna puke aint i
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :(
<Lanna> Nah.
<Lanna> You're gonna go like... WOOOOAAAH.
<[USN]Sephirdorf> lol
<Lanna> That's all.
<Buffalo[nato]> lol
* [USN]Sephirdorf warks
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :P
<Azural> [a href=\"http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?s=&...st&p=131762\" target=\"_blank\"]http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?s=&...st&p=131762[/a]
<[USN]Sephirdorf> yay
<Lanna> You posted it on the forums???
<Azural> I told you that...
<cmdrChobo> :P
<Azural> I gave you the link too...
<Lanna> [a href=\"http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif\" target=\"_blank\"]http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif[/a]
<Lanna> You did not.
<Azural> I did.
<Lanna> Hmm, don't remember.
<Buffalo[nato]> roflmao
<[USN]Sephirdorf> its in www.cyclopedia.com
<[USN]Sephirdorf> type in final fantasy 7
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<[USN]Sephirdorf> and youll see it
<Buffalo[nato]> that is funny
<[USN]Sephirdorf> :)
<Azural> Rule 34?
<Fenix> yeah
<cmdrChobo> no, not rule 34, anything but that
<Azural> lol
<[USN]Sephirdorf> lol
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<Leq[GDA]> hello!
<[USN]Sephirdorf> hello
<Azural> Leq[GDA]!
<Azural>  [a href=\"http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif\" target=\"_blank\"]http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif[/a]
<Leq[GDA]> lol
<Lanna> Awww, what a cute little puppy!
<Azural> Isn't it?
<[USN]Sephirdorf> lol
<Buffalo[nato]> lol
<Lanna> What is his name?
<Fenix> hmm that was close
<Leq[GDA]> lol

Shortly followed by:

<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> So.
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I just through a burning Macintosh out the window of Visual Link and into the parking lot.
<Azural> Kenny!
<Azural>  [a href=\"http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif\" target=\"_blank\"]http://img356.imageshack.us/img356/9689/1154856407515ei0.gif[/a]
<Trogdor> pics or it didn't happen
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I have pics.
<Trogdor> Azural posting FF hentai?!
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I'll send them to my email address right now.
<Trogdor> What the fuck?!
<Trogdor> AND AZURAL USED A FUCKING EXLAMATION POINT
<Trogdor> WHAT THE FUCK
<Trogdor> DID I STEP INTO THE FUCKING TWILIGHT ZONE?!
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> Azural. Why did you send me that?
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> Also, I'm at work.
* Trogdor loads gun
<Big_Z[GOD]> lawl, didn't anticipate that from you Azural XD
* Trogdor blows brains out
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> Me neither.
<Azural> lol
<Azural> XFD
<Lanna> What do yall expect?  He's training with me.
<Trogdor> And Azural used "XFD"!
<Trogdor> Lanna!
<Trogdor> You're giving him laughter
<Lanna> I know.  He does it all the time.
<Trogdor> You're giving him a fucking soul!
<Trogdor> A SENSE OF HUMOR!
<Trogdor> WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH THE AZURAL I KNEW AND LOVED?!
<Trogdor> ;_;
<Lanna> lol

[Lanna]

lol, I love you, Zural.

[cptgodzilla]

=-=   Mode #RIA +v KaiserMartens by Cpt[GOD]zilla
   * KaiserMartens   drops from a plane.
   <KaiserMartens>   Hai.
   <Joker55>   Hello everybody
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   Y HELO THAR, SIR?
   <Joker55>   KaiserMartens? Unexpected o_O
   <KaiserMartens>   I have come to take your blood.
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   HOW WAS THE FLIGHT?
   <KaiserMartens>   Shaky.
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   WELL THAT IS TO BE EXPECTED
   <KaiserMartens>   Those pesky 6 inch AA cannons keep trying to hit us.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Hi KM
   <Joker55>   Anyway, about this blood, I just donated...maybe some other time?
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you're lucky ria didn't pull out their cp
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   i heard that thing was a good 12 incher
   <KaiserMartens>   cp?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   What?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Chaos poet
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   captain planet
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   both of those
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   both of them have 12 inch cocks >_>
   <KaiserMartens>   captain planet, lol
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Three each
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   XD
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   both of them have a 12 incher?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Both of them have three 12 inchers
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <KaiserMartens>   I don't think we're talking about the same thing <_<
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Anyway XD whats up KaiseR?
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   <_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   well you were talking about 6 in cannons
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Kaiser ToA nao!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <Joker55>   Well, we are talking about "guns"...
   -->|   CaptainJuan[Fark] (~Mike@synIRC-B4763CF9.rh.luc.edu) has joined #ria
   =-=   Mode #RIA +v CaptainJuan[Fark] by ChanServ
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and i said they might bring out their CP (captain planet)
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   which
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   well.. this guy's cock won the election to be CP
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD Kenny
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   That crazy bastard
   <Joker55>   Yeah. We elected a real dick to be our Captain Planet.
   <KaiserMartens>   ToA...ToA...you mean Treaty of Autodestruction? : D
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD Kenny's cock is the right
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   so i decided to mix it in with inches.. they might pull out their cp (12 in)
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh noes you found out our secret plan!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   from the look at it
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   it could probably shoot cannonballs
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I was thinking penises for some reason
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   or AA flak
   <KaiserMartens>   You and penises <_<
   * KaiserMartens   shakes his head.
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   goes to sit in the corner
   <KaiserMartens>   Bad boy.
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   yup
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you're here a day late kaiser
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   GET OFF ME! I am gay pervert 15 year old boy!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   What else do you expect!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   last night we were having a discussion
   <Joker55>   Cannonballs and flak coming out through your, uh, how do I say it delicately, dickhole would be unimaginably painful no matter how big your penis was >_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   an intellectual discusssion
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   about who knows hell what
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD that turned gay
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   but it was intellectual
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   for about an hour
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Every conversation in the RIA channel has to turn gay
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then turned gay
   <KaiserMartens>   I think you mean urethra.
   <KaiserMartens>   Is that an official rule, CI? lol
   <Joker55>   Urethra is correct, but it just doesn't have the same zazz.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   and by gay Kaiser I mean like true male-male gay sex discussion
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   YES it is
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   not an official rule
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   more
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Wait no
   <KaiserMartens>   Shit. >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   one of those unwritten rules of #RIA
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   The official rule is to have a fanged anus
   <Joker55>   The official rule is that every coversation in the RIA channel CI is involved in has to turn gay >_>
   <KaiserMartens>   And I thought I could remain in my closet for a while longer : /
   <KaiserMartens>   you and your rules.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   [00:45] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> The official rule is to have a fanged anus
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Ask Vintus about that one!
   =-=   Joker55 is now known as Joker55[RIA]
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   its in the unwritten guidelines of #RIA
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   buttsecks KaiserMartens
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   nothings official
   <KaiserMartens>   Sorry, too small <_<
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   por example
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh lawd >_> Damnit!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you always discriminate against the jew
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   WHY DAMNIT WHY!
   <KaiserMartens>   Its not against the jew...
   <KaiserMartens>   its against the gay, crazy, random jew : D
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   believe me
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   you just leave it at jew.. and it catches the whole heard
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I pretty much hit like three minority groups right there
   <KaiserMartens>   hahahaha
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh yeah and I am Russian >_>
   <Joker55[RIA]>   Now, if he was FuhrerMartens, it'd be off to the gas chambers! *cough* Too sensitive? <_<; ;>_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Almost full blooded Russian too >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   ...
   <KaiserMartens>   So wait
   =-=   Joker55[RIA] was booted from #ria by crazyisraelie[RIA] (MOTHERFUCKER!)
   <KaiserMartens>   you're a jewish gay crazy slav communist.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I am not a communist
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I hate communism
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   <KaiserMartens>   It doesn't matters. Communism loves you.
   <KaiserMartens>   Kinda like jesus
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   My family left Russian during the last Czar Regime
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   So sorry
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Not communist
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   1904
   =-=   Mode #RIA +v Joker55[RIA] by crazyisraelie[RIA]
   =-=   Joker55[RIA] is now known as Joker55
   <Joker55>   >_> Sorry if I offended anybody
   <KaiserMartens>   They stole your family's jew gold? (South park reference >_>)
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   THe fake Jew gold yes
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but not the real stuff
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   coming from a guy named Kaiser Martens...
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Its somewhere up my ass somewhere >_>
   <KaiserMartens>   ....
   <KaiserMartens>   Are you trying to tempt me to look for it?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh god that was great
   <KaiserMartens>   #RIA is great. Only channel in which I can be politically incorrect and its okay >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Well not to politically incorrect
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but as long as at least everyone is offended equally
   <Joker55>   Are we really the only one? I hope not D:
   <KaiserMartens>   Feel free to offend me then, lol.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   We are the only cool one!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Hmm let see
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Arent you brazilian?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Wait Agentian?
   <KaiserMartens>   Argentina.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Damnit I could say mexican
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but that wouldnt work right
   <KaiserMartens>   Mexico, lol
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   To far apart
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Damnit Kaiser!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   YOU RUIN EVERYTHING FUN
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   YOUR THE REASON WE CANT have nice things!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Now go take over Norway already
   <KaiserMartens>   I did. Norway just hasn't realized it yet.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Stupid Norwaigns
   <KaiserMartens>   Don't make me speak in NoRsk
   <KaiserMartens>   like in that treaty
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh god no
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I would have to kill Joker then
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Joker55>   ..why me?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Because you fuck sheep
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   SHEEPFUCKER
   <Joker55>   Oh.
   <Joker55>   Just because I'm a percentage of Scots that I don't even know, I have to be a sheepfucker.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD I am Scottish too
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   and English
   <Joker55>   Uh huh, yeah, you say that now to minimize the damage. But I'm still highly offended.
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   sucks it
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Joker55>   Next thing you know you'll be making jokes about seven course Irish dinners and lederhosen to further mock my heritage.
   <KaiserMartens>   Ew, he sucked it.
   <Joker55>   A seven course Irish dinner, is, of course, a six pack and a baked potato.
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   7 course irish dinners? Beer beer beer beer beer beer beer.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_> I dont even know what "IT" is
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   oh, i was close, joket.
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   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   *r
   <Joker55>   Close but no cigar
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Kaiser I challenged Lanna to a I can give head better then you
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   contest?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   contest, but she still hasnt accepted iot
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   it*
   <KaiserMartens>   Hmm...
   <KaiserMartens>   I'll judge <_<
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD are you really willing to get your dick sucked by a guy?
   <KaiserMartens>   Don't get your hopes up..
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Awwww damnit! They were really high too!
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   crys out
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Joker55>   Do it through a glory hole. You can maintain "plausible deniability"
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD
   <KaiserMartens>   heh
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Hmmm I need to find a way to get a didlo >_>
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   ...
   <KaiserMartens>   ...<_<
   <CaptainJuan[Fark]>   steal your mom's
   <KaiserMartens>   to practice...orr....
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   here... me and kaiser will be judges
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Ummm >_> yeah both
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   we throw crazy in a bucket with a hole in the top
   <KaiserMartens>   I dont' want anything to do with a dildo though o_o
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and throw lanna in a different bucket with a hole in the top
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and like switch em around a stuff
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <Lanna>   What do I have to do with this?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/French_tickler
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then we flip coins on who had to put their dick into hole A
   <Joker55>   It'll be like the Pepsi challenge.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Lanna I challenge you to a Dick sucking contest
   <Joker55>   Except with cock sucking
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   and the loser puts theirs in hole B
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   To see who can give better head!
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then after 10 minutes, we switch
   <Lanna>   Oh, gosh. lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   as in
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   i go to A then kaiser goes to B
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   ex
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   then we leace
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Do you accept Lanna?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Cpt[GOD]zilla>   leave*
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Kaiser btw there is a RIA channel on Coldfront
   <KaiserMartens>   Hi Lanna.
   <KaiserMartens>   <_<
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   but Just me and a guy that doesnt even play CN
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   So this channel and server is better for the BUTTSECKS!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   LANNA! Do you accept?
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   slaps Lanna with a rainbow trout
   <Lanna>   Heya, Kaiser... er, whoever you are?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   LANNA!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   ANSWER MY CHALLENGE RESQUEST!
   <Lanna>   No... I can't accept. There's only one person I'll do stuff with. >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   DAMNIT!
   * KaiserMartens   snaps his fingers.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Well this proves I give better head
   <KaiserMartens>   I'm just some kraut : D
   <Lanna>   What's kraut?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   your too afriad to challenge me
   <Lanna>   >_<
   <Lanna>   I am not. lol
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <KaiserMartens>   Then prove it.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Then why dont you accept >_>
   <Lanna>   Azural, do I have permission?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   and be able to do this in three years
   * Lanna   pokes Azural
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   when I am legal >_>
   <Lanna>   Honey???
   <Azural>   
   <Lanna>   That's a no.
   * Lanna   huggles Azural
   * Azural   huggles Lanna
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   T_T Azuzuz is afraid I will win
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   <_<
   <Azural>   lol, I'm not.
   <KaiserMartens>   CI, you can just suck Azural too and he'll judge you
   <KaiserMartens>   lol
   <Azural>   No.
   <Joker55>   hahaha
   <Lanna>   No.
   <Big_Z[GOD]>   XD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh lawd this is great
   <KaiserMartens>   Hahahah.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh shit someone just dropped a penny!
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   jumps on penny
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   MINE!
   <Joker55>   I'M NOT HUMPING YOU
   <Joker55>   Er.
   <Joker55>   Oh.
   <Joker55>   You didn't bend over to get it.
   <Joker55>   I'm still not gonna hump you. >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Well I am already naked
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   so
   * crazyisraelie[RIA]   bends over
   <KaiserMartens>   ...
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Any takers?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   >_>
   <Lanna>   Lane, go find Victor.
   <Azural>   lol
   * Joker55   backs away slowly.
   <Azural>   He'll let you lick his balls.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD He would >_>
   <Lanna>   Or Vintus.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I wish my friend would come out of the closet already >_>
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I know he is gay! but he just doesnt admit it yet!
   <Joker55>   This chat has been so foul. >_>
   <Azural>   lol
   <Azural>   This is nothing.
   =-=   Joker55 was booted from #ria by crazyisraelie[RIA] (Foul this)
   <Lanna>   Even if he is gay, doesn't mean the only thing you focus on is sex.
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   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I know
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   I would love to be in a relationship with him
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   He so smart and sweet >_>
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   <Lanna>   How cute.
   <Joker55>   Nothing? I don't want to know what tops 12 inch dicks shooting cannonballs and flak from their urethras.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Oh yeah he is!
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   XFD
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Someone has to save this and post it on the RIA boards
   <Lanna>   lol
   <Azural>   Why don't you do it?
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Also you all just lost the game!
   <Azural>   Bastard.
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   ^_^
   <Azural>   v_v
   <crazyisraelie[RIA]>   Score three for the gay jew!

[Vintus]

<Damen> Loren
<Vintus[RIA]> he showed IJ a pic of his cock, it's not in the logs though
<Damen> My slut
<Damen> bunny
* Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen
<ChrisHansen> Why don't you take a seat?
<ChrisHansen> Right over there.
<Salt[VE]> Oh fuck
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