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« Reply #160 on: November 04, 2007, 09:14:13 pm »
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* INTERNETPOLICE has joined #RIA
* Azural|away sets mode: +v INTERNETPOLICE
<Vintus[RIA]> OH SHIT
<INTERNETPOLICE> OK
<Vintus[RIA]> OH MY GOD
<Vintus[RIA]> NO
<INTERNETPOLICE> THIS IS A CRACKDOWN
<Cpt[GOD]zilla> MY BALLS HURT
<Vintus[RIA]> I DIDN'T FUCK HER
<Vintus[RIA]> SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS 4
<Vintus[RIA]> OH GOD
<GreatkingofCE> SHE SAID SHE WAS 13
<Vintus[RIA]> OH GOD
<INTERNETPOLICE> Why dont you have a seat over there
<INTERNETPOLICE> hands behind your head
* Vintus[RIA] is now known as ChrisHansen
<INTERNETPOLICE> out of your pants
<INTERNETPOLICE> SHIT SHIT SHIT
<ChrisHansen> Why don't you take a seat over there?
<GreatkingofCE> ASSUME THE POSITION
<INTERNETPOLICE> I SWEAR
<ChrisHansen> Right over there.
<INTERNETPOLICE> THAT WAS JUST EVIDENCE
<ChrisHansen> Just take a seat.
<INTERNETPOLICE> NO!
<ChrisHansen> Why are you here today, INTERNETPOLICE?
<INTERNETPOLICE> NO MAN
<ChrisHansen> Why are you here today?
* GreatkingofCE is now known as FBI_Agent
<INTERNETPOLICE> You're that CHRISHANSEN DUDE
<ChrisHansen> Just take a seat.
<ChrisHansen> Right over there.
<ChrisHansen> I'm afraid the police are on their way
<FBI_Agent> I cant wait until he wlks outside and I can beat the shit outta him
<ChrisHansen> Why don't you take a seat? right over there?
<ChrisHansen> What's in your bag, INTERNETPOLICE?
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« Reply #161 on: November 05, 2007, 12:09:23 am »
<Commisar> just type /quit whoever, and it'll quit them from irc
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« Reply #162 on: November 14, 2007, 02:40:54 pm »
From #CNGOD:
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[3:00pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club is a very exclusive club
[3:01pm] Big_Z[GOD]: not many get the honor of worshipping the great bigwoody
[3:01pm] Hawk`: fine!
[3:01pm] Hawk`: then i will start the Hawk` fan club
[3:01pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:02pm] bigwoody: THIS MEANS WAR
[3:02pm] • Hawk` puts on metal wings
[3:02pm] Krull: LINES ARE BEING DRAWN
[3:03pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:03pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:03pm] You are now known as EnragedLobster.
[3:03pm] You were promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:04pm] • Big_Z[GOD] activates the bigwoody fan club-EnragedLobster fan club MADP
[3:04pm] EnragedLobster:
[3:05pm] Big_Z[GOD]: attack the Hawk` fan club >:|
[3:05pm] Krull: Krull's personality cult declares neutrality
[3:05pm] Krull: :V
[3:05pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the Krull Menace
[3:05pm] Krull: KPA
[3:05pm] CJ[Class]: v:
[3:05pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the Zilla crew declares neutrality in the conflict, but morally supports our friend Big_Z
[3:06pm] EnragedLobster: EL's fan club declares
[3:06pm] Hawk`:
[3:06pm] • Hawk` activates MADP with all birds
[3:06pm] EnragedLobster: It also declares...
[3:06pm] You kicked Hawk` from the chat room. (WAAAAAAAAAHR)
[3:06pm] Hawk` joined the chat room.
[3:07pm] Hawk`: uhoh
[3:07pm] • Hawk` retreats
[3:07pm] Hawk` left the chat room.
[3:07pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club terms of surrender are 1) Must worship bigwoody instead of Hawk` 2) bigwoody is the new viceroy 3) Pay reparations of $100 to the EL fan club and the bigwoody fan club
[3:07pm] bigwoody: \o/
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: o/
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: \o
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: ah, they disbanded
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: |o/
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: \o
[3:08pm] CJ[Class]: o/
[3:08pm] • ApocalypseNow now that the war seems won the Apocalypse Now fan club throws it's hat in to the winning side
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster: I finally won a war!
[3:08pm] EnragedLobster:
[3:08pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:09pm] Krull: The KPA expressed regret at the disbandment of the Hawk fan club and welcomes them to suck Krull's cock in his Personality Cult
[3:09pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds this to be a very unneutral move.
[3:09pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody is dismayed at hearing about the KPA's unneutral comments and demands their apology
[3:10pm] Big_Z[GOD]: bigwoody fan club'
[3:10pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:10pm] bigwoody: ./
[3:10pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The lack of a quick response has angered the bigwoody fan club
[3:10pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: The ZC cancels the neutrality pack signed between us and KPA
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody hereby closes their embassy with the KPA and demands they find a more neutral leader
[3:11pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:11pm] bigwoody: \o
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]: bigwoody fan club'
[3:11pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:11pm] bigwoody: \o
[3:11pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:11pm] CJ[Class]: o/
[3:11pm] • Krull edits comments
[3:11pm] Krull: Everything is fine
[3:11pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:12pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: hay
[3:12pm] Krull: The Holocaust did not happen
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC reluctantly accepts your apology...
[3:12pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you edited my comment
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: ...for now.
[3:12pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club condemns this editing of the comments
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: Now is over.
[3:12pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC is very angry at KPA for editing one of it's members comments
[3:12pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC now h8s j00
[3:13pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club signs a bloc between the ZC, ELFC, the ApocalypseNow fan club, and itself called o/ Seckiness
[3:13pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: o/
[3:13pm] bigwoody: lol
[3:13pm] EnragedLobster: o/ o/ Secksiness
[3:13pm] Big_Z[GOD]: o/
[3:14pm] • Cpt[GOD]zilla rapes sexy while he's sleeping in honor of the new bloc
[3:14pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:14pm] Krull: The KPA reaffirms it's commitment of protecting the Krull....and neutrality
[3:14pm] Krull: wall 'o text
[3:15pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC still finds you unneutral.
[3:15pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC supports ELFC in their feelings
[3:15pm] EnragedLobster: But insists that there will be no war.
[3:15pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club supports the ELFC is their commitment to stability in their sphere of influence
[3:16pm] Caesar[ASC] joined the chat room.
[3:17pm] Krull: The KPA does nothing
[3:17pm] Krull: <_<
[3:17pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds the KPA's inaction offensive.
[3:17pm] TypoNinja left the chat room. (Quit: Peace and Protection 4.22)
[3:18pm] Krull: XD
[3:18pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC demands that the KPA sacrifice their senatorial seats to the ELFC.
[3:18pm] Krull: The KPA takes offensive inaction
[3:18pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club supports the ELFC
[3:19pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds the KPA guilty of offensive inactions.
[3:19pm] Krull: the KPA refuses ELFC
[3:19pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC's members troll the KPA incessantly.
[3:19pm] CJ[Class]: The PDCO declares the ELFC and the KPA to be illegitimate authorities of political stature and claim soverignty over #cngod
[3:19pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: The ZC increases military readiness in case some kind of military conflict happens
[3:20pm] CJ[Class]: The PCDO removes its pants
[3:20pm] Krull: the KPA insist everything is all right
[3:20pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club signs an agreement with the ELFC called the <3 bigwoody/enragedlobster doctrine
[3:20pm] bigwoody: hehehe
[3:20pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: The ZC supports PCDO's movement to remove pants
[3:20pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: and the ZC decides to join the PCDO in being pantless
[3:20pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC supports this agreement.
[3:20pm] EnragedLobster: And the pantslessness.
[3:20pm] Krull: the KPA urges people to take of their tin hats
[3:21pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC is disgusted at the KPA's actions to try to remove tin hats
[3:21pm] CJ[Class]: woot unanimity
[3:21pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC declares the KPA a non-alliance
[3:21pm] CJ[Class]: The PDCO is glad to have established a new status quo of pantslessness.
[3:21pm] Krull: the KPA declares ELFC a non fan club
[3:22pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club finds offense in the KPA
[3:22pm] Krull was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (lol undeclared attack)
[3:22pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: i win
[3:22pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:22pm] Krull: and a colony of the bigwoody fan club
[3:22pm] Krull: like, ZOMG no
[3:22pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC finds this new move offensive.
[3:22pm] Krull was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (the bigwoody fan club declares war on the KPA)
[3:22pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:22pm] EnragedLobster: And declares WAAAAAaAaAAaaaaaAAAAAHR
[3:22pm] You kicked Krull from the chat room. (lol war)
[3:22pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:23pm] Krull: The The KPA go into the woods
[3:23pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: surrender terms from ZC to the KPA are as follows:
[3:23pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you must wear pants at all time
[3:23pm] Big_Z[GOD]: 2) bigwoody is the new viceroy of the KPA
[3:23pm] bigwoody: o/
[3:23pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you must appoint Mr. Bigwoody as your viceroy
[3:23pm] EnragedLobster: Surrender terms from the ELFC to the KPA are as follows:
[3:23pm] EnragedLobster: 1. Worship EL.
[3:23pm] EnragedLobster: 2. Pay EL shitloads of money.
[3:23pm] Krull: the KPA finds this terms unacceptable, especially the wearing the pants thing
[3:24pm] Dannyboy[RnR]: RL money
[3:24pm] Big_Z[GOD]: ^
[3:24pm] EnragedLobster: 3. After doing this, disband.
[3:24pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: you also must acknowledge CptGodzilla as your savior
[3:24pm] Big_Z[GOD]: and that bigwoody is awesome
[3:24pm] • Krull posts CP
[3:24pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:24pm] EnragedLobster:
[3:24pm] Krull was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (f'shame)
[3:24pm] Krull joined the chat room.
[3:24pm] Krull: THE KPA announces disbandment
[3:24pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC announces victory!
[3:24pm] Kaiser_Sam[ASC] joined the chat room.
[3:25pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC recruits Kaiser_Sam[ASC] to their ranks
[3:25pm] Big_Z[GOD]:
[3:25pm] Krull: the Alliance for protecting Krull (APK) announces formation
[3:25pm] Big_Z[GOD]: the bigwoody fan club has found out that the ZC sekritly had a pact with the KPA to not damage each other so the bigwoody takes more damage
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club expels ZC from o/ seckiness
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla: the ZC announces a protectorate of the APK
[3:26pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC sides with the bigwooy fan club.
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club declares war on the ZC
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD] was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (NEVER)
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD] joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Big_Z[GOD] was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (WAR)
[3:26pm] bigwoody joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (Big_Z[GOD])
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC declares war o the ZC.
[3:26pm] You were kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (WARRRR)
[3:26pm] Topic changed to "http://god.demonsdesire.org/index.php?act=idx'| | KareBear1455: damn it if you call me you child one more time, i'm gonna track down yousorry drunk ass and shoot it to death myself, i've got connections in the military ass,they can find your adress just from this fuckin conversation | | Bigwoody is sexy" by DarthSexy[GOD]!*@*.
[3:26pm] You rejoined the room.
[3:26pm] You were promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] Krull: The APK announces that he needs ops
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (I R GOING DOWN)
[3:26pm] bigwoody joined the chat room.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:26pm] bigwoody was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (I R GOING DOWN)
[3:27pm] bigwoody joined the chat room.
[3:27pm] bigwoody was promoted to half-operator by Q.
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] was kicked from the chat room by Cpt[GOD]zilla. (LOL)
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] joined the chat room.
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:27pm] EnragedLobster: >.>
[3:27pm] • Krull pretends to boot someone
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD] set a ban on *!~lulz@*.8E5B90E1.1C055C62.IP.
[3:27pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was kicked from the chat room by Big_Z[GOD]. (WAR!)
[3:27pm] EnragedLobster: o/
[3:27pm] services.synirc.net removed the ban on *!~lulz@*.8E5B90E1.1C055C62.IP.
[3:27pm] Big_Z[GOD]: The bigwoody fan club declares victory
[3:27pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla joined the chat room.
[3:27pm] Cpt[GOD]zilla was promoted to operator by Q.
[3:27pm] EnragedLobster: The ELFC declares o/
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« Reply #163 on: November 21, 2007, 05:29:13 pm »
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(6:26:32 PM) Rawr[RIA]: My mom is making pie? O__o
(6:26:37 PM) Twilight:
(6:26:37 PM) Rawr[RIA]: Something is wrong..
(6:26:44 PM) Twilight: What's so wrong with that?
(6:26:45 PM) C-zom: You must have cancer.
(6:26:47 PM) Twilight: Its PIE
(6:26:49 PM) Rawr[RIA]: Oh shit. Tomorrow is Thanks Giving.
(6:26:53 PM) Rawr[RIA]: I so knew that.
(6:26:53 PM) Twilight: XD
(6:26:57 PM) C-zom: XD
(6:27:00 PM) C-zom: XDD
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« Reply #164 on: December 19, 2007, 11:32:35 pm »
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[00:25] <~Azural|Azural> Why would I hate Kenny?
[00:26] <+Emperor_Whimsical> I'm checking Erepublic nao.
[00:26] <+Commisar> want an invite?
[00:26] <+Emperor_Whimsical> Nope.
[00:26] <+Emperor_Whimsical> Got one.
[00:27] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Because he said all your messages to him are "..."
[00:27] <+Emperor_Whimsical> What the shit.
[00:27] <+Emperor_Whimsical> I got an email..
[00:27] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> ?
[00:27] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> and?
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> But I didn't get anything about a password.
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Are you afrait of it?
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> Which I need.
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> afraid*
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> What the hell.
[00:28] <+Commisar> O_o
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> >_>
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> ITS A MESSAG
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> MESSAGE*
[00:28] <+Emperor_Whimsical> DOT DOT MOTHERFUCKING DOT
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> FROM SATA..... I mean Azural
[00:28] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> >_>
[00:29] * ChaosPoet (~Thee@synIRC-350F6112.hag.east.verizon.net) has joined #RIA
[00:29] * Azural|Azural sets mode +v ChaosPoet for #RIA
[00:29] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Oh Hi CP
[00:29] <+ChaosPoet> hi
[00:29] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]>
<a href="http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo" target="_blank" class="aeva_link bbc_link new_win">http://youtube.com/watch?v=G9iiU6NDxIo</a>

[00:29] <~Azural|Azural> lol
[00:29] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Whats up?
[00:30] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> Personally I am surprised Azural didnt kick me
[00:30] <%crazyisraelie[UBS]> or eat my soul for that one
[00:30] <+Emperor_Whimsical> What the FUCK.
[00:30] <~Azural|Azural> lol
[00:30] <~Azural|Azural> XD



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« Reply #165 on: December 19, 2007, 11:58:44 pm »
<Emperor_Whimsical> If something stupid happened,
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> I bet Chaos looked at it
<Emperor_Whimsical> it was E_W.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> and started touching himself
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Your right about that E_W
<Emperor_Whimsical> and it got him off in 5 seconds.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I mean, one time.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I log in.
<ChaosPoet> ...Ö
<Emperor_Whimsical> to the channel.
<Emperor_Whimsical> And I'm voiced,
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> True
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> but I did devoice you when you joined
<Emperor_Whimsical> and I'm immediately kickbanned by Azural.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I'm like WHAT THE SHIT??
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Do you really expect anything different?
<Emperor_Whimsical> Then I log into MSN.
<Emperor_Whimsical> and The first thing tonics is:
<Emperor_Whimsical> Drunken, you are a retard.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I'm like,
<Jangel-GOD>
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XD who sent that?
<Emperor_Whimsical> You.
<Azural|Azural> I bet he's thinking the same thing.
<Azural|Azural> *lol
* Dan[AA] is now known as Dannyboy[RnR]
<Azural|Azural> Damn up key being right under 'enter'.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I'm like,
<Emperor_Whimsical> I must have fucked up big time.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Probably
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I check the forums.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Emperor_Whimsical> and Sure enough on the OWF.
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I check the forums.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Emperor_Whimsical> and Sure enough on the OWF.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> I remember that too
* CaptainJuan[Fark] has joined #RIA
* ChanServ sets mode: +v CaptainJuan[Fark]
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Drunken, your a retard
<Emperor_Whimsical> Theres a Poll with half the WUT yelling at me.
<Azural|Azural> I rember that now.
<Commisar> lol
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Azural|Azural> lol
<ChaosPoet> my kezbard is mest up ever sience I set mz computers languege to German... Ach du heilige Scheisse!!!
<Emperor_Whimsical> So now I'm lolling.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> I am too
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Thanks E_W I needed that
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> ITs funny how much YOU ARE EXACTLY THE FUCKING SAME.
<Emperor_Whimsical> then I realize I'm missing Kenny's kickban of the esper employee.
<Emperor_Whimsical> So now I'm trying to get someone to unban me.
<Emperor_Whimsical> I finally get Moth to.
<Emperor_Whimsical> And I log in.
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> Drunken, your a retard
<Jangel-GOD> rofl
<Emperor_Whimsical> and my mIRC is immediately jammed due to a Moth summoning.
* bud[ttk] has left #RIA
<crazyisraelie[UBS]> XFD
<Azural|Azural> XD
<Emperor_Whimsical> So I gave up and went to bed.


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« Reply #166 on: January 07, 2008, 08:59:32 pm »
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<DarthSexy> [13:20] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> ok then i guess she's really busy
<DarthSexy> [13:27] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> yeah im a stalker
<DarthSexy> [13:35] * DictatorHobbes[NHN] has quit IRC (Quit: )
<DarthSexy> [13:40] <DarthSexy> She?
<DarthSexy> [13:41] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> what your not a she?
<DarthSexy> [13:41] <DarthSexy> Nein
<DarthSexy> [13:42] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> ive been wasting my time
<DarthSexy> [13:42] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> lol
<DarthSexy> [13:43] <DarthSexy> We can still have sex, if you really want to
<DarthSexy> [13:43] <JasonTheGreat[NHN]> no thanks MR. sexy
<Azural> lol
<DarthSexy> Why does everyone think I'm a girl, then try to take advantage of me?
<Xiphosis[GOD]> LOL
<Azural> XFD
<Hoopdy[Fark][BC]> Darth, you tease.
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« Reply #167 on: January 08, 2008, 11:00:09 am »
lol, that was great!
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« Reply #168 on: January 25, 2008, 12:13:00 pm »
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lol, that was great!
Yeah, it really was.
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« Reply #169 on: January 25, 2008, 01:52:47 pm »
yay this.
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« Reply #170 on: February 06, 2008, 07:50:07 pm »
not IRC but my friend sayin some shit while i was away from my computer for a couple of hours.


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[17:04] *** "aaomacman@yahoo.com" signed on at Wed Feb 06 17:04:36 2008.
[17:04] cody: <_<
[17:56] sheridan: where the hood where the hood where the hood at
[17:56] *** Auto-response sent to sheridan: I am currently away from the computer.
[19:44] sheridan: omg i ate all the pies
[19:44] *** Auto-response sent to sheridan: I am currently away from the computer.
[19:44] sheridan: NO YOUR NOT
[19:44] sheridan: I SEE YOU
[20:09] sheridan: thats what i thought
[20:09] sheridan: probably outside burying cement blocks under snow
[20:10] sheridan: so people trip over em
[20:34] cody: u high rite now.......
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« Reply #171 on: March 31, 2008, 10:25:41 pm »
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* EnragedLobster (~kieranwal@synIRC-B296DB06.hsd1.pa.comcast.net) has joined #ria
* ChanServ sets mode: +v EnragedLobster
* +Shamedmonkey slaps EnragedLobster around a bit with a large trout
<+EnragedLobster> oh, fuck
* +EnragedLobster counters with a large rock
<+typa> On the trout, or the Monkey?
* +Shamedmonkey barrel rolls and throws an enraged turtle at EL
* +EnragedLobster air dodges and throws a home run bat at Shamed
<+Kadin[EGS]> :XX
* +Shamedmonkey uses Azural as a shield and throws Kadin at EL
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> Well
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> Lanna
<+Kadin[EGS]> o lawd
<%crazyisraelie[OBS-RA]> do you remember when I went about posting gay porn in this channel?
* +Mayuri-[EGS] (~asfdfdsa.@synIRC-72E8D17B.dhcp.inet.fi) Quit (Ping timeout)
* +EnragedLobster eats Kadin and projectile-vomits him out at Shamed
* +Shamedmonkey rolls to the side and throws a knife at EL
* +EnragedLobster is stabbed
<+EnragedLobster> Fuck!
<+EnragedLobster> Get me a medic!
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> oh god
<+EnragedLobster> I'm bleeding
* +typa hands EL some bandages
<+EnragedLobster> I need to get this knife out.
* +Shamedmonkey witholds medical treatment from EL because he's a commie
<+EnragedLobster> Fuck
<+EnragedLobster> Goddammit
* +EnragedLobster grabs the knife
<+EnragedLobster> AAAAGHHH
<+EnragedLobster> it hurts
* +Shamedmonkey pulls the knife out and shoves it back in in a different spot
* +EnragedLobster rips the knife out and attacks Shamed with a hammer and sickle
* +Shamedmonkey gets his arm sliced off, but grabs said arm and starts beating EL with itr
<+Shamedmonkey> It*
* +EnragedLobster slices Shamed's gut open
* +Shamedmonkey strangles EL with his own intestines
<+EnragedLobster> Dammit, I was going to do that to you next.
<+EnragedLobster> >>.
<+Shamedmonkey> >_>
<+Shamedmonkey> Does this mean I win?
* +EnragedLobster chops Shamed's intestines and hits him in the balls with a hammer
* +Shamedmonkey whimpers in pain and castrates EL with a rusty saw blade
* Mayuri-[EGS] (~asfdfdsa.@synIRC-72E8D17B.dhcp.inet.fi) has joined #ria
* Azural sets mode: +v Mayuri-[EGS]
* +EnragedLobster screams in agony, then smacks Shamed in the face with his own balls
<+EnragedLobster> I think you lose.
<+EnragedLobster> You had balls in your face.
<+Shamedmonkey> Not really, I came out with a dick.
<+Shamedmonkey> Even if I am sterile now.
<+EnragedLobster> I was talking about my balls.
<+EnragedLobster> Not yours.
<+Shamedmonkey> Yeah, I know.
<+Shamedmonkey> Fight may be over, but I can still have sex.
<+EnragedLobster> >.>
<+EnragedLobster> Are there girls who have a disemboweled amputee fetish?
<+Shamedmonkey> Probably.
<+Shamedmonkey> Its like Rule 34 with fetishes, if it exists, there's a fetish for it.
<+EnragedLobster> true.
<+Shamedmonkey> But eh, even if I can't have sex, I can still fap.
<+EnragedLobster> True, true.
<+EnragedLobster> But at least I can say I ate a guy and projectile vomited him at someone else.
<+Shamedmonkey> True, and I'm probably bleeding out from the wounds to my stomach. I'll probably never be able to eat again properly, even if I do heal.
<+EnragedLobster> Yeah.
<+EnragedLobster> And I've got two knife holes in unspecified places.
<+EnragedLobster> Plus, I can't pee.
<+Shamedmonkey> Yeah, you came off worse. We're both pretty much fucked for life though.
<+Shamedmonkey> Im so disfigured I'll never get laid.
<+Shamedmonkey> At least I'm sterile and won't have to worry about protection for the most part, other than with Hookers.
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« Reply #172 on: April 04, 2008, 03:20:50 am »
This i s in anothet cannel

not $ria

anyone awake here
[03:18am] DerekJones: Nope
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: Damn
[03:18am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: Wait
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: if
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: tour as;epp
[03:18am] EnragedLobster: why are you alking
[03:19am] DerekJones left the chat room. (Quit: My grandmother once told me, "Derek, if you want to be successful in life, forget about it because you're dumb." I'm not sure what she meant by that, but I'm pretty sure it's good advice.)
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: o.o
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: fuck
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: lol
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: I made a typo
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: i see that
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: yes
[03:19am] EnragedLobster: I think i willm ake more
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: lol k
[03:19am] MaskofBlue: brb
[03:20am] EnragedLobster: k
[03:21am] RudeBoy left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:23am] MaskofBlue: EL what r u doing up so late for?
[03:24am] EnragedLobster: because i' drunk
[03:24am] EnragedLobster: and just got home
[03:24am] MaskofBlue: ahh ok
[03:24am] MaskofBlue:
[03:24am] EnragedLobster: if you couldn't tell already
[03:25am] MaskofBlue: hehehe
[03:27am] MaskofBlue: brb set off the smoke alarm
[03:27am] MaskofBlue: -_-
[03:27am] EnragedLobster: lol
[03:27am] Zhadum left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:29am] Zhadum joined the chat room.
[03:29am] Zhadum was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[03:29am] Zhadum was promoted to room founder by ChanServ.
[03:29am] • MaskofBlue hands Zhadum a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:29am] MaskofBlue: wb Zhadum <_<
[03:29am] Zhadum: thx
[03:29am] RudeBoy joined the chat room.
[03:29am] RudeBoy was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[03:29am] • MaskofBlue hands RudeBoy a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:29am] MaskofBlue: yw
[03:30am] EnragedLobster: shold i mke more cake?
[03:30am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[03:31am] Tropical[away] is now known as Tropical.
[03:31am] EnragedLobster: k
[03:31am] • EnragedLobster makr more cake
[03:31am] MaskofBlue: hehehe
[03:31am] MaskofBlue: brb again
[03:35am] ComradeWasabi left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:41am] ComradeWasabi joined the chat room.
[03:41am] ComradeWasabi was granted voice by ChanServ.
[03:41am] • MaskofBlue hands ComradeWasabi a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:41am] EnragedLobster: no one but me is a comrre
[03:41am] EnragedLobster: fucker
[03:41am] MaskofBlue: comrre?
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: comraed
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: comrade
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: that oe
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: one
[03:42am] MaskofBlue: oh lol
[03:42am] MaskofBlue:
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: my fott feels coo
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: its like
[03:42am] EnragedLobster: not feling
[03:43am] MaskofBlue: lol EL go get some rest
[03:43am] MaskofBlue:
[03:43am] EnragedLobster: lo,.
[03:43am] WorldConqueror joined the chat room.
[03:43am] WorldConqueror was granted voice by ChanServ.
[03:43am] • MaskofBlue hands WorldConqueror a piece of chotonicte cake
[03:43am] EnragedLobster: I spelled schwarzelegger right earlier
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: bu not arnos
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: srnold
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: arnol
[03:44am] EnragedLobster: arnold
[03:44am] MaskofBlue: hahaha
[03:51am] MaskofBlue: Tropical ? <_<
[03:52am] MaskofBlue: am I smart?
[03:52am] MaskofBlue: D:
[03:52am] MaskofBlue: and btw I hate FB quizes
[03:52am] • MaskofBlue slaps Tropical around a bit with a large trout
[03:53am] Tropical: >_>
[03:53am] Tropical: idk
[03:53am] Tropical: you're always saying you're not
[03:53am] MaskofBlue: :/
[03:53am] MaskofBlue: well i was thinking
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: just cuz idk big words or spelling and grammar and such
[03:54am] Tropical: ?
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: or  politics and religions
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: umm
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: does that mean I am not intellegent for the things I do know?
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: Question #2:
[03:54am] MaskofBlue:     Are you smart?
[03:54am] MaskofBlue:     yes
[03:54am] MaskofBlue:     no
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: lol so yes or no? <_<
[03:54am] MaskofBlue: >_>
[03:55am] Tropical: mebbe
[03:55am] • Tropical is very helpful
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: My roommate just said  yes
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: so i wanted ur opinion too
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: nvm Mr mebbe
[03:55am] MaskofBlue: <_<
[03:55am] EnragedLobster: i thigk yor smar
[03:55am] Tanis230 left the chat room. (Quit: R.I.P. Robert Den Biesen 1993-2006; You died so young ;()
[03:56am] EnragedLobster: lol
[03:56am] MaskofBlue: ty EL <3
[03:56am] MaskofBlue: lol i think u r drunk
[03:56am] MaskofBlue:
[03:56am] EnragedLobster: so di i
[03:56am] MaskofBlue: hehe
[03:56am] Sf1721xXx[GDA] left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[03:56am] • Tropical shrugs
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: You are: Gil Grissom
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: weeeeeeeeee
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: I am so happy!
[03:57am] Tropical: who?
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: hes a CSI character
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: and my fav
[03:57am] Tropical: nice
[03:57am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[03:58am] EnragedLobster: i feei llek sleei
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: But fon'r fel leke puttig my cimouter aeaya
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: fuck
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: dont
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: feel
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: loe
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: klie
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: liek
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: like
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: puttig
[03:59am] MaskofBlue: hahaha
[03:59am] Tropical: congrats
[03:59am] • MaskofBlue hugs EnragedLobster
[03:59am] EnragedLobster: putting
[03:59am] MaskofBlue:
[04:00am] EnragedLobster: .me fugs Msrkofbue
[04:00am] Tropical: o.O
[04:00am] EnragedLobster: lol
[04:00am] MaskofBlue: o.o
[04:00am] MaskofBlue: ummm
[04:00am] MaskofBlue: lol no fuging me pls
[04:00am] • EnragedLobster hugs MarsofBlir
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: madk
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: mask
[04:01am] MaskofBlue: o.O
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: of
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: blet
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: blue
[04:01am] MaskofBlue: lol
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: i'm gettig bryrt
[04:01am] EnragedLobster: better
[04:05am] MaskofBlue: mhm
[04:05am] EnragedLobster: maybe
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: i shodk
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: go to gelep
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: slep
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: dleep
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: sleep
[04:06am] MaskofBlue: good idea
[04:06am] MaskofBlue: sleep well EL
[04:06am] Tropical left the chat room. (Ping timeout)
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: nght
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: igt
[04:06am] EnragedLobster: night
[04:06am] You are now known as SlepijgLobster.
[04:07am] You are now known as SleepingLobster.
[04:09am] WorldConqueror: sups MoB?
[04:09am] MaskofBlue: nm WC you?
[04:09am] WorldConqueror: yeah not a lot
[04:09am] WorldConqueror: just reading the BBs
[04:10am] SleepingLobster: hi
[04:10am] MaskofBlue: ahh, I'm on FB
[04:10am] MaskofBlue: lol hi EL
[04:10am] WorldConqueror: that thread about the lulz alliances has turned out pretty interesting
[04:10am] MaskofBlue: I havn't been following it :/
[04:11am] WorldConqueror: yeah i wasnt either, but im bored so i read it
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: my om[ctr id keepimh nt up
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: god
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: pretnd that ead words
[04:11am] Tropical joined the chat room.
[04:11am] Tropical was promoted to operator by ChanServ.
[04:11am] Tropical was promoted to administrator by ChanServ.
[04:11am] • MaskofBlue hands Tropical a piece of chotonicte cake
[04:11am] WorldConqueror: thats almost worthy of a sig
[04:11am] MaskofBlue: haha
[04:11am] SleepingLobster: ;p;
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: drunklobdtr id thr brdy lobster
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: beet
[04:12am] MaskofBlue: You are: Gregory House
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: brst
[04:12am] MaskofBlue: *obnoxious, doesn't really care, or thats what it seems like* you keep to yourself, and your always right, (even when your wrong)
[04:12am] MaskofBlue: hahaha nice
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: vest
[04:12am] SleepingLobster: best
[04:12am] WorldConqueror: nest
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: o
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: no
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: nrsy
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: best
[04:13am] WorldConqueror: chest
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: np
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: best
[04:13am] MaskofBlue: hahaha
[04:13am] MaskofBlue: BEST
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: yrd
[04:13am] SleepingLobster: thst ir
[04:14am] WorldConqueror: pest
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: BZao
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: NO
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: BESDz
[04:14am] WorldConqueror: oh besdz, right.....
[04:14am] WorldConqueror: >_>
[04:14am] SleepingLobster: p;l
[04:15am] SleepingLobster: I'm c[ping thid
[04:15am] SleepingLobster: agd fuiinfung a place to poist it
[04:15am] WorldConqueror: ...
fuck off

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« Reply #173 on: April 04, 2008, 06:15:40 pm »
Wow, drunk...
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« Reply #174 on: April 20, 2008, 10:57:38 pm »
C-zom and I started this in a channel that stemmed from #RIA and went from there in a query.

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Session Start: Sun Apr 20 20:01:30 2008
Session Ident: C-zom
01[20:01] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I want your body
[20:01] <C-zom> That'll be $20.
01[20:01] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How about...
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Twenty Zimbabwe dollars
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> >_>
[20:02] <C-zom> Whhooaaa
[20:02] <C-zom> Deal.
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Kickass
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How much for a thigh?
01[20:02] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Left thigh
[20:03] <C-zom> $5, not counting the cost of skin replacements and blood replacements. Cutting off a leg doesn't come cheap!
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Shits
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> So that's like a total of what, $11?
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NOT EVEN COUNTING BBQ SAUCE
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> You're one expensive bitch
[20:03] <C-zom> What? Its $4.
01[20:03] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Aw shits
[20:04] <C-zom> I'll just peel the skin off you.
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And use it as sauce?
[20:04] <C-zom> Hell yes.
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Do you have a blender?
01[20:04] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> For sauceification?
[20:05] <C-zom> Just use your teeth.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Uh
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I borrow yours?
[20:05] <C-zom> That'll cost ya.
[20:05] <C-zom> These golden teeth don't come cheap man.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How fucking much?
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Damn
[20:05] <C-zom> It'll be... 25 cents. I know, I know. Don't freak.
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> SHITS
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> SHITS TO DA MAX
01[20:05] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I rape them off of you for less?
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Like, maybe seven grapes?
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I think I can afford that
01[20:06] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is that okay?
[20:07] <C-zom> Make it seven grapes and an atom bomb and we don't have a deal.
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Damn
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hmmmm
[20:07] <C-zom> wat
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What if the bomb had...
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Ricotta cheese bowls on it?
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'd glue them on
01[20:07] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> with napalm
01[20:08] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Really
[20:08] <C-zom> You've got yourself a deal.
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Sweet
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Wait a minute
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What about the service plan for the molars
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can't fucking pay that
[20:09] <C-zom> Super glue man.
[20:09] <C-zom> Super glue./
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Will you give it to me?
[20:09] <C-zom> Get your own glue!
01[20:09] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> AAAh
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I use...
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> hmmm
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> cum?
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Not my own
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> of course
[20:10] <C-zom> If you can find Bill Clinton, we're in.
[20:10] <C-zom> <_<
01[20:10] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Find him?
[20:10] <C-zom> Ohhh crap
01[20:10] <BillClinton> I AM him!
01[20:10] <BillClinton> What
01[20:10] <BillClinton> What "ohhh crap"
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> WHAT
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> IS YOUR THIGH IMPURE
[20:12] <C-zom> MAYBE
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> DAMMIT
01[20:12] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I WILL SUCK OUT THE BAD MOJO
01[20:13] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can you get me a tracheotomy device to suck it out?
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'll bring my own tubes and everything
[20:14] <C-zom> Hell no!
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Shits
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can't have impure thigh
[20:14] <C-zom> IT'LL DO
01[20:14] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I'll have to use my PSP as a fulcrum and work from there
01[20:15] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I think that'll leverage it enough
[20:15] <C-zom> IT BETTER
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Wait wait wait
[20:16] <C-zom> wat wat wat
01[20:16] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Have you ever touched a chimp
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Please tell me you've never touched a chimp
[20:17] <C-zom> ...Maybe...
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NO
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> NOOO
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Dammit
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I have to factor in the Arkeban function now
01[20:17] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The chimp might have given you AIDS
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And AIDS and BBQ sauce together give me gas
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's no good
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can you supply me with a lock of pubic hair
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> from whoever
01[20:18] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> doesn't have to be you
06[20:19] * C-zom hands you a bag
[20:19] <C-zom> Don't ask where it came from.
06[20:19] * ShadowAddict[RIA] eats the bag
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Oh, yeah
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> this is the good shit
01[20:19] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay, we're good
01[20:20] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hey
01[20:20] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hey
[20:20] <C-zom> wat
01[20:21] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Are you a dragon
[20:21] <C-zom> Nope.
01[20:21] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Crap
01[20:22] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I have one of your toes then?
[20:22] <C-zom> Which one would you prefer?
01[20:22] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hmm
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Which one is virgin born?
[20:23] <C-zom> The seventh one.
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Left, right, or middle
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> or negative
[20:23] <C-zom> Yes.
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Got it
01[20:23] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I have that one?
[20:24] <C-zom> No.
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Aw, fuck you
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Which one can I have?
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is one of them named Alfredo?
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That can work too
[20:24] <C-zom> Yes. You can have Alf.
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:24] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:25] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Now, is your thigh made of pure darkness energy from Hell?
[20:26] <C-zom> Of course.
01[20:26] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Do I have to pay extra for that?
[20:26] <C-zom> The demons that may or may not come out run you $100 a tonic.
01[20:27] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> ARE YOU FUCKING WITH MY DICK?
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> ARE YOU?
[20:28] <C-zom> YES
[20:28] <C-zom> DEAL WITH IT
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> OH SHIT
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Calm down
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Okay
01[20:28] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I purchase on of those spectral-fuck-o-meters like in Ghostbusters from you?
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> *one
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Or are you gonna supply it?
[20:29] <C-zom> I'll supply.
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Good
01[20:29] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is that covered under the warranty?
[20:29] <C-zom> Maybe.
[20:30] <C-zom> Maybe not.
[20:30] <C-zom> Maybe I'm insane.
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Hm
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> How do I know?
01[20:30] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Can I follow the blueberry path?
[20:30] <C-zom> Careful. They might get hungry.
01[20:31] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I know the risks
[20:31] <C-zom> You'll need this.
01[20:31] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Will I have to buy the machete seperately?
06[20:31] * C-zom hands you napalm rabbits
06[20:32] * ShadowAddict[RIA] sticks them in his anus for later usage
01[20:32] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Thank you
01[20:32] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The blueberries are fucking dead already
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I can feel it
[20:33] <C-zom> Rabbit sees blueberry, rabbit gets into the bush, then BLAM rabbit explodes.
[20:33] <C-zom> Sort of like sex.
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> But what if the rabbit can't burrow to detonation depth?
01[20:33] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Then I'm in deep shit, huh?
[20:35] <C-zom> Yes. Which is where the all purpose figure eight ball helps.
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> But do you give me that?
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> And where the fuck do I put it?
01[20:35] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> I mean, my appendix is still holding that revolver
[20:36] <C-zom> Eyes man
01[20:37] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Oh, no way
01[20:37] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> My eyes are still stretched out from the pancake fiasco
[20:39] <C-zom> I remember that.
[20:40] <C-zom> Vietnam... all those pancakes...
01[20:40] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Goddamnit, I miss Joe still today
01[20:40] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Belgian waffles were not practical enough
[20:41] <C-zom> Agreed.
01[20:41] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Yeah
01[20:41] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What kind of mileage can I expect out this thigh?
[20:41] <C-zom> 100 mils
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Fuck
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's good
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> That's real good
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> What if I drizzle BBQ sauce on?
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Same deal?
01[20:42] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> 100?
[20:44] <C-zom> 101
[20:44] <C-zom> -2
01[20:44] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> hmmm
01[20:44] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Is there coverage for imaginary numbers?
01[20:48] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> There better be
[20:49] <C-zom> Maybe.
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Because I got an arm from this speed freak?
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> We hit root negative one?
01[20:49] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> The thing freaks out and cuts my hand off before I can put steak sauce on it
01[20:50] <ShadowAddict[RIA]> Ever happened to you?
[20:52] <C-zom> Happened when I went to Russia once.
[20:52] <C-zom> I don't recommend getting cheese from the moon either.
[20:53] <C-zom> I must be off. Until next time, Addict.

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« Reply #175 on: June 23, 2008, 12:05:21 pm »
Tee Hee
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05[00:02] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I shaved my manpurse yesterday.
05[00:02] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I'm sure you wanted to know
[00:02] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> !!!!
[00:02] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I just did that too
05[00:03] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> No, you didn't shave my manpurse, I did.
[00:03] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> *last tuesday
[00:03] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I shaved mine I mean
05[00:04] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> That's different then
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> wtf
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> manpurses
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> oooh
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> as opposed to woman...wallet
05[00:04] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> zactly
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> on the other hand
[00:04] <+llamavore[ria]> LOOK AWAY JENNE
[00:05] <+llamavore[ria]> i've heard the woman wallet called a love purse
[00:05] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> ...
[00:05] <+llamavore[ria]> so 'manpurse' kindof... was weird
[00:05] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i call it a crevace
[00:05] <+llamavore[ria]> oooh are you talking about what borat calls the back pussy
[00:05] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> ok then
[00:05] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I shaved my pubes and balls
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> i was talking to drunkwino, but ok
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> make sure to be careful if you ever use scissors D:
[00:06] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I know >_.
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> it bleeds a lot
[00:06] <+llamavore[ria]> surprisingly
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I experienced that a few days ago
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> i like having chesthairs
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> it makes me feel warm
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> its because blood is focused around that area kinda
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> well I hate it
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> like a nice sheepskin blanket
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> I'm almost 16
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> i'm almost 24
[00:07] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> and I have a hairy chest in one month
[00:07] <+llamavore[ria]> i could keep a small baby insulated on my chest
[00:08] <@Lanna[RIA]> What the hell?
[00:08] <@Lanna[RIA]> Manpurse?  Woman Wallet?
[00:08] <~Azural> O_o
07[00:08] * @Lanna[RIA] goes back to talking on AIM
05[00:08] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> Old proverb on chest hair "Bird no make nest in barren tree"
[00:08] <@Lanna[RIA]> >_>
[00:09] <+llamavore[ria]> well that explains it then, wino
05[00:09] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I'm in and out, me and some others are staging a fake shitstorm in that football MMO. It's reaching epic levels.
[00:09] <+llamavore[ria]> i've been wondering why my little feathered friends didn't come back in the spring
05[00:10] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I've got a nice smooth sack, shaved the rest of my pubes into an arrow pointing at the manstick and enough chest hair to make an Italian proud
07[00:10] * +evil-greg-guy[RIA] has full chest of hair at age 16
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> i didnt have much chest hair at 16
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> but
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> i had epic chops
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> thick as bacon is wide
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> and they would curl this way and that... i could even gel them
05[00:11] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> I've felt bad ever since I gave up the beard
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> now they're too coarse
[00:11] <+llamavore[ria]> i like the beard but... it gets itchy
[00:11] <%Jennevecia[RIA|NAAC]> Oh shit, This is a bad time to come in and read up...
[00:11] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i dont have a beard, i have neck hair + soul patch
05[00:12] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> so long as it isn't neckbeard
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> sorry jenn i put a 'look away'
[00:12] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i shave the neck, leave the patch on
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> the patch?
05[00:12] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> No, read up. Learn more about the privates of the RIA than you ever wanted to know
[00:12] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> lol
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> ok
[00:12] <+llamavore[ria]> this convo is definitely goin in the forums
05[00:12] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> it better
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> lanna will you do the honos
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> *honors
05[00:13] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> don't you mean "horrors"
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> no
[00:13] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> ^that
[00:13] <+llamavore[ria]> definitely honors
[00:14] <+llamavore[ria]> too bad there's no girls salty enough to put in their 2 cents
[00:14] <%Jennevecia[RIA|NAAC]> Llama, I cant look away when I already was looking away
[00:14] <+llamavore[ria]> well i tried jenn
05[00:15] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> Hey, it's not like we're posting screenshots here.
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> ....we COULD....
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> jenn is a bit squeemish
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> i mean
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> its an option....
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> lol
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> yeah i have a mole
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> it's like
[00:15] <+evil-greg-guy[RIA]> =O
[00:15] <+llamavore[ria]> a beauty mark for my crotch

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[00:53] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> ?
[00:53] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> you mean that I'm gay?
[00:54] <%Jennevecia[RIA|NAAC]> Aww leave crazyisraelie alone
05[00:54] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> aren't you the Hebrew Hammer?
[00:54] <%crazyisraelie[RIA]> XD yes
05[00:54] <@DrunkWino[RIA]> alright then
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« Reply #176 on: July 09, 2008, 08:23:38 pm »
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<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> So.
<Hyperonic[RIA]|Working> I just through a burning Macintosh out the window of Visual Link and into the parking lot.

i demand to see pics.


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« Reply #177 on: July 21, 2008, 09:11:20 pm »
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22:10] <+WPPWAH> vintus
[22:10] <+crazyisraelie[RIA]> vintus
[22:10] <+Mixoux> vintus
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[22:10] <@Vintus[ria]> I love you guys
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« Reply #178 on: August 09, 2008, 11:26:00 pm »
I lol'd so hard.
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« Reply #179 on: August 10, 2008, 05:30:41 am »
reminds me of a dream i had the other night where i was a woman with a 9 inch cock


LOL I'm kidding I'm not coming back to CN. >_>
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