Since all the cool people are doing it...

[The Angry Alien]

[undiscoveredbum]

     

                   
     

Since all the cool people are doing it...

[The Angry Alien]

     

                   
     

Since all the cool people are doing it...

[Gangs]

Don't fucking derail the topic...yet...
I plan on making leo follow through on this one.

[The Angry Alien]

I want my rating too. After that we hijack it.

After all, all the cool racists are doing it

[Leo]

fantastic

No, this isn't fantastic. You want to know what's fantastic: jumping rope, having sex, drinking a beer on the beach, and discovering yourself so that you can stop being such a fuckin' bum, you arsehole!

Anyway, you've been pretty awesome the entire time you've been here and I've never had a problem with you. You're one of those who has gone through quiet streaks though, and that needs to change. Stay active, I want to hear your thoughts on life, the universe, and the RIA(but absolutely nothing else). Keep on trucking and maybe one day, you'll be able to afford clothes!

Final Rating: Get a damn job/Did you seriously just piss on my couch!?

[Leo]

Heh.

Heh heh heh... what's so funny? Other than your face and accent, of course. By the way, since I know tornadoes and toilets spin the opposite way in your nice Southern Hemisphere, do your clocks also spin the opposite way? Do you go back in time while we move forward in time? Are all of you New Zealander's Benjamin B's? I like dinosaurs. They seem pretty legit.

Anyway, now that I've successfully kept your mind off how I feel about you, I'm going to talk about how I feel...


about you. You've been a great member in the RIA ever since you joined. You've got a nice activity streak and I hear you play a mean fiddle(I think, I don't really remember that night at all). You haven't hit the ceiling of your potential yet, my good man, so keep improving, strive for more than just greatness, more than perfection, strive for pergreatness(not to be confused with pregnantness). You can do it and I believe you'll continue to be an awesome person for us all.

Final Rating: Will you be my Valentinex2/Pie^2

[Leo]

I've been waiting for this

I guess you're up next, my favorite diplomat to the RIA ever. What can I say, you've been awesome ever since you got here. You are one of the few who knows how to handle my posts, and you're always here for a good laugh. My only hope is that you never quit being at least a diplomat here. The IRON embassy is one of the best I've ever seen, and you play a large role in that success. Keep on with that humor of yours and don't forget to keep us updated on the latest pussy.

Final Rating: 10/6=1.33 Congratulations! I don't even know what that number means in this scenario!

[Leo]

@leo: me.

@Gangs: Final Rating: you.
















































































What!? You think that's all I would say for you, buddy? Of course not, we all know better than that. Man, it's been great watching how you've changed and matured since you first arrived here at the RIA. I must say, I'm very proud with what you've become, and much more importantly, how you still have that ability to pull out your crazier-than-me abilities that you used a lot when you were first here. But you've become more knowledgeable of this alliance and have contributed plenty. You have done enough to earn a place in my book as a RIAer who I deeply admire and would never want to see leave. Keep doing better at all that you do, you're a great person, and even though you have a small penis, you are good about not overcompensating too much, my little Indian buddy!

Real Final Rating(as opposed to that joke I started out with): you.

Oh, I guess my ratings are a joke. Well, I never noticed that before. Wow. Well. Um. This is awkward. Just move on to the next post. It'll be a good one...I hope...

[Arsenal 10]

Do me.

[Gangs]

I...buh...I DO NOT HAVE A SMALL PENOR DAMMIT!

* Geo does arsenal.

SEE? Ask arse, i have an above average penis!

[The Angry Alien]

Dammit rate me now

[Electric Mango]

I've been waiting for this

I guess you're up next, my favorite asshole rapist ever. What can I say, you've been an awesome lay ever since you got here. You are one of the few who knows how to handle my hemroids, and you're always here for a good reach-a-round. My only hope is that you never quit doing that thing with your with your good arm that makes me forget about that thing on your face. The IRON dildo of pain is one of the best I've ever seen, and you play a large role in my gaping bung hole. Keep on with that huge penis of yours and don't forget to keep me filled with your hot jizz.
Final Rating: 10/6=1.33 Congratulations! I don't even know what that number means in this scenario!

I'm flattered 

[Leo]

* Zitan XLII cracks knuckles

Let's do this 

Hey! Guess what.





WRONG! It's your turn, faggot. Now step up to the block 'cause you're about to get burned. Burned at the stake. Burned like meat. Burned, simply burned. By the way, you've been awesome here since you first arrived. To me, you're still in my book as "Young Dude" which means I see you as a member with plenty of potential and plenty of space under your ceiling of ability. So close that gap, realize that potential, keep doing good things for your fellow members, and success will be yours. That is all I feel I can tell you right now... more of a lack of imagination at 1am than anything else. Just don't stop believing in the RIA, 'cause I know I speak at least for myself when I say that we won't stop believing in you, Santa.

Final Rating: Charbroiled/Steakalicious

[Leo]

i want a rating

Your turn. Watch your back cause you might get jumped at any moment. Deester, I remember you being around here for a while, but unfortunately, I can't remember anything noteworthy. You're important to this alliance, but you seem to fall in this weird void between lurker and active member. I see you around sometimes, but you're by no means a prolific poster. However, from being in this alliance with you for quite some time, I know you're a great person to have on our side and provide much to our culture, history, and future.

Final Rating: 6.89/7.629745

[Leo]

o_o

Shadow Shadow Shadow. What can I say about you, Shadow? First of all, you're Shadow, and that name fits you perfectly. Like a shadow, Shadow, you disappear into the shadows at times, but like any good shadow, you're always behind us no matter how burning hot the sun gets. You may lurk like a shadow around these places, Shadow, but I am comforted in knowing that a lack of posting does not equal a lack of activity when we are talking about you and your shadowyness. You have been, are, and should continue to be a great tri, Shadow, and I have the utmost faith that you are a great leader for this shadowy alliance of ours. Keep on truckin', never stop fighting for the RIA, and go down in our history as a great man, but don't worry, I think you could easily accomplish all of those tasks before your mid-afternoon nap/tea time/tennis match with the Prince of Bel-Air.

Final Rating: Shadow/Shadow

[Leo]

Me

Oh, my favorite and only talking cupcake. We've both been here a while, and it shows in your stale frosting, but worry not my buddy, I will certainly never eat you before dinner. We've both been here for a long time. We may both be here for a longer time. However, we may not be. Life takes us on a winding road where the curves occur too quickly for our reactions and in which sometimes even one day at a time is too fast. While we've had a fun rivalry, we've always had a good friendship that traced back to our beginnings here.

Like any path, our routes took a few detours before we reached this point in time. You, obviously, went on to be a great part of our government. I, also obviously, went on to be a small part of a comedic troupe originating from a frozen lake southwest of the Swan Lake spoken of in RIAen folklore. I can tell you from my heart, though, that I am glad you were able to accomplish the things you have for this alliance. Your views have helped shape our policy and your image has become a part of what we are. I know that many here would fight under the banner of a cupcake almost as quickly as that of a cactaur because of you. Congratulations.

Keep it up, for we must never falter, it is never enough, we can always improve, you can improve, you can improve us, we can improve you. Together, we are great, together... we are R I A.

Final Rating: Iloveyouman/Nohomo

[Leo]

Oh, and with this, I conclude my rating of the first page. Later, we visit the second page, but before we can do that, we must rate you first, Oggy. But really, what more can I say?

I still am extremely proud of how involved you are with this alliance. I still see you almost like a son who went on to succeed. I still root for you in your endeavors. I still see more greatness in you that can be tapped. You can be a great leader for these people. Heck, I would venture to say that you already are. Never forget that others look up to you, me included. Your words matter to us, so don't waste them on that which is garbage.

You're finally leaving my "New Guy" section and moving into my "Established Vet" tab. Good job, but it's not good enough to just get there. I expect you to show your worth, why you should stay, why others should follow you. Why should young members look to you for guidance? It's up to you to create an answer to that question. I hope it's a good answer.

Final Rating: Teardrop/I'mnotcrying,it'sjustsomethinginmyeye

[Pattara]

Do want.

[The Angry Alien]

Final Rating: Charbroiled/Steakalicious

I'm putting that in my sig