The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Leo]

Granted, but you died on December 21, 2012.

I wish Becks was still alive...

[Electric Mango]

Granted, he comes back alive as a zombie, but instead of brains, he wants to butt rape you.

I wish more RIA'ers would come to the IRON freaking embassy, we rock!

[Becks For Dinner]

Granted, they flood your boards, your servers crash, and heart-broken IRONistas leave the alliance en masse. By the time the dust settles you have 3 members remaining.

I wish Leo wasn't banned from so many IRC channels.

[Isaac Matthew]

granted, but then you get banned from all irc channels                                                  i wish i had a dog

[Denon333]

Granted, but it is actually an illegial alien!

I wished that they would be no World War III.

[Leo]

Granted, we skipped to Universe War I.

I wish the universe had never gotten in that war...

[king maguga]

Granted, It turns out that it was just a small border skirmish between you and a mexican stripper and she kicked you in the genitalia with the force of a world cup striker! rendering you temporarily blind

I wish you had been wearing a cup

[Isaac Matthew]

granted but you have to clean it




i wish hamsters weren't so evil

[Becks For Dinner]

Granted, they aren't, but now everything else is.

I wish I didn't have to work.

[Denon333]

Granted, everyone else does that, and the economy collapses with the exeption of e-commerce.

I wished that a free-market economy occured in Singapore.

[Becks For Dinner]

Granted, it does, and immediately native Singaporeans begin spending beyond their means and in 5 years your economy completely crashes, starting with the collapse of the housing market.

I wish politicians were not such morons.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but we still manage to nominate and elect a moron into office.

I wish I remembered what I did last night.

[king maguga]

Granted, this is how the night started!

 

The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

And this is how it ended! ... the middle part is a mystery.



   I wish that rehab had actually helped you.

[Atmosfear]

Granted, but you soon realize you have to give up all your limbs in exchange for their services

I wish I had an iMac.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but everyone who uses Windows starts attacking you in a giant riot.

I wish I didnt have a collapsed lung.

[Zimbagwe]

Granted, but now you have kidney failure.

I wish that any of the book stores around me had the manga i was looking for.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but they always sell out before you ever get a chance to reach them! *picks up and reads manga you want*


............................not bad. *throws manga into oil fire* Now then.

I wish this wish is a fail and it includes a fail pic.

[Zimbagwe]

Granted. But after you look at the picture you realize it is clearly a win.



I wish that i was a Power Ranger XD

[sycoforbidden]

Granted, but you're the pink one

I wish for non transformed, genuine tits from a fucking hot blondie, still attached to her body and without any other parts of her body recruitd / cut / filthy / filled with germs / licked / banged.

Try to turn this one around

also, stupid word filter

[The Angry Alien]

She's your mother

I wish for to dance tonight