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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 03:04:51 pm

Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 03:04:51 pm
So I went to homecoming yesterday.  Didn't have a date, just went with a group.  I was the only guy in the group without a date, but there were several girls without dates.  Two went to different schools.  I ended up sitting by them at dinner, and talked with them a lot.  So we get to the dance, and the whole group is dancing together, and then a slow song comes on.  I'm about to ask one of the girls to dance, when she asks me.  Well that works, right?  So we dance, as a group and her and I kinda dance together.  A little later, we tried to penetrate the giant clusterfuck at the middle, just for the hell of it, and we get stuck.  I was the rearguard, so I'm starting to push back out, and she just grabs my hand and keeps holding on afterward.  Everyone goes upstairs for water.  After a few minutes she turns to me and says, "I wanna go back down, but no one else seems to want to..."  Naturally, I say, "I'll go dance with you."  So we go down, and people followed pretty soon after.  Next slow song we dance again, and we end up really close, which she initiated, so she asks, "Is it weird that we're dancing this close?  Sorry..."  And naturally, I say, "No, this is great."  Only, not that, something with a little more creativity that I no longer remember.  So we're dancing and talking, a swing song comes on, and we dance together to that.  For the last song she grabs my hand and pulls me over by her and another girl to dance.  So after the dance ends, I ask for her number.  She says, "Do you have Facebook?  We can keep in touch that way."  And now I'm kinda confused, but I say ok.  So she gives me a hug goodbye, and then we see each other again, because she's lost the rest of her group, so I wait with her, and she gives me another hug, and a third by the car.

Today, I get a text.  Despite not giving me her number, she's found mine on Facebook and texted me.  I figure things are going pretty well now, right?  Wrong.  I go on her Facebook and she has a boyfriend.  WHAT THE FUCK?
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: C-zom on September 20, 2009, 03:18:58 pm
A little later, we tried to penetrate the giant clusterfuck at the middle, just for the hell of it,

oh baby
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: BongoShan on September 20, 2009, 03:34:53 pm
Quote from: C-zom
A little later, we tried to penetrate the giant clusterfuck at the middle, just for the hell of it,

oh baby

I lol'd hard.

But really, dude, not much you can do, you probs don't want to be with a chick that crazy anyways.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Jenne on September 20, 2009, 03:36:35 pm
What's her name.  We can fix her for you.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 03:39:02 pm
She didn't seem crazy is the weird part.  She seemed totally normal... And single.  And she didn't strike as someone who'd be cheating on her boyfriend, or flirting with other guys or whatever.  I mean, only a few people in our group were grinding at any point, and neither of us did.  Also, that line was intentional, C-Zom.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on September 20, 2009, 04:20:58 pm
I just saw her page after she friended me..it could be a joke--people do that all the time, even with people of the opposite sex.  I was pretty surprised about that though.

I'd just send her a text sometime, or when you're talking, and ask her if she has a boyfriend--you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.  It hurts nothing to be honest.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 04:55:41 pm
Quote from: Grand Poobah Marx
I just saw her page after she friended me..it could be a joke--people do that all the time, even with people of the opposite sex.  I was pretty surprised about that though.

I'd just send her a text sometime, or when you're talking, and ask her if she has a boyfriend--you've got nothing to lose and everything to gain.  It hurts nothing to be honest.

This is true.  My friend at Trinity knows a few people at Naz and is going to do the dirty work for me.  If she remembers; Trinity gives an absurd amount of homework to people in the IB program.  But really, was it just me, or did it seem like I was pretty much home-free by the end of the night?  My brain hurts.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 20, 2009, 05:09:33 pm
I'm suprised people actually read all that.

But yeah, this is actually more common than people think. Just be afraid. Very afraid. Or just forget her and Chillaxify. [span style=\"color:#48D1CC\"]Chillaxify![/span]
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 06:11:01 pm
WTF now she just texted me saying how much she enjoyed dancing with me.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 20, 2009, 06:14:34 pm
Remember, [span style=\"color:#48D1CC\"]Chillaxify![/span]
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Jenne on September 20, 2009, 06:19:46 pm
Just play it cool.  Maybe her and the bf are on the outs.  Or it may not be that serious.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 06:24:45 pm
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Details to follow.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 06:41:24 pm
Fuck this.  I don't feel like typing out the rest.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Flask on September 20, 2009, 06:58:12 pm
But we're hanging on your thread, Cynic.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 07:01:38 pm
Fuck that shit.  Figure it out.  Also, GPM, apparently Ryan F. was jealous of me.  So at least I win there.  I still want to castrate him with a rail gun, but at least I won there.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 20, 2009, 08:01:12 pm
I'd suggest a .10 millimeter.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Myrrh on September 20, 2009, 08:12:15 pm
Wow, what the fuck is this?

High school love dr ama?
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Mr_Cynic on September 20, 2009, 08:28:37 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
Wow, what the fuck is this?

High school love dr ama?
Oh, and you're so Goddamn above it all then?  If you don't know what it is, read the topic.  If it's too immature for your sophisticated tastes then don't bother posting.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: The Angry Alien on September 20, 2009, 08:30:08 pm
Racist.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Flask on September 20, 2009, 08:55:38 pm
Quote from: Zitan XLII
Racist.

wat.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: triviuum on September 20, 2009, 08:57:47 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Quote from: Myrrh
Wow, what the fuck is this?

High school love dr ama?
Oh, and you're so Goddamn above it all then?  If you don't know what it is, read the topic.  If it's too immature for your sophisticated tastes then don't bother posting.
ouch.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Myrrh on September 20, 2009, 09:02:02 pm
Look, if someone gives out a "Facebook" instead of a number, I usually assume that.

Anyways, it really isn't confusing as you think. You need to make aggressive moves on girls like this.  The current situation is like this. If she does have a boyfriend, he isn't keeping her satisfied enough.  That's all it is.  She is just looking for someone to fill the "gap".

And it's your job to fill the position. It's just a matter of if you are up to do it or not.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: triviuum on September 20, 2009, 09:05:10 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
Look, if someone gives out a "Facebook" instead of a number, I usually assume that.

Anyways, it really isn't confusing as you think. You need to make aggressive moves on girls like this.  The current situation is like this. If she does have a boyfriend, he isn't keeping her satisfied enough.  That's all it is.  She is just looking for someone to fill the "gap".

And it's your job to fill the position. It's just a matter of if you are up to do it or not.
everything you just said i took sexually.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Myrrh on September 20, 2009, 09:31:52 pm
^^'
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 20, 2009, 09:36:54 pm
Quote from: Myrrh
Look, if someone gives out a "Facebook" instead of a number, I usually assume that.

Anyways, it really isn't confusing as you think. You need to make aggressive moves on girls like this.  The current situation is like this. If she does have a boyfriend, he isn't keeping her satisfied enough.  That's all it is.  She is just looking for someone to fill the "gap".

And it's your job to fill the position. It's just a matter of if you are up to do it or not.

Dirty, dirty girl.

Have some soap ...
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Myrrh on September 20, 2009, 09:41:38 pm
You are talking about that other girl, right?

And soap? ....?
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Thunder Strike on September 20, 2009, 09:42:28 pm
No, and yes.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Myrrh on September 20, 2009, 09:46:36 pm
Seriously, I'm telling you. Chances are, that's exactly what's she's doing.  
And if you are up for it, it will work out just fine.

And what's soap got to do with anything?
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Viper6525D on September 21, 2009, 02:27:39 am
Ahhh...love is a serious batch, but its all worth it in the end.
Title: Why in the name of God's green earth are women so confusing?
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on October 05, 2009, 02:57:49 am
Quote from: Viper6525D
Ahhh...love is a serious batch, but its all worth it in the end.
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