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Random lnsanity / Idaho does not exist.
« on: April 14, 2008, 03:45:41 pm »
wow... what complete retards.

the lack of logical thought, citations, and empirical proof is disturbing.

"Where are all the people from Idaho?" Ever try Idaho, morons?

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Random lnsanity / overheard at lunch
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:35:09 pm »
Quote from: Loren
Quote from: pielord47
Quote
*ahem*


What the fuck did I miss? o__o
a lot
Sweet.


Looks like though, this is turning into another religion thread. And THESE ALWAYS TURN OUT BAD ON RIA.

*agrees* anyone remember Pirc from years ago? *sweatdrop*

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Random lnsanity / overheard at lunch
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:34:19 pm »
Quote from: Castille
i go to a jesuit college and take a course on studying the bible and it is filled with blatant contradictions like the fact that god created the world twice
citation, please, this is something I need to look at.

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Random lnsanity / THAT WHICH DOES NOT KILL ME MAKES ME STRONGER!
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:32:30 pm »
Strangely, if you read a few select stories in history, you'll find quite a few instances of people who have been deliberated and yet continue to do great things. Helen Keller, anyone?

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Random lnsanity / overheard at lunch
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:29:42 pm »
also, I would like to mention at this time that we have GOD on our side.

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Random lnsanity / overheard at lunch
« on: February 04, 2008, 06:26:25 pm »
Just the sheer fact that we're asking a "why" question that we cannot reasonably answer is one of the reasons I believe in the Judeo-Christian God, and, ergo, Christianity. The fact that we can't answer the question means that we cannot begin to fathom God's reasoning, and I don't want to fathom God's reasoning. If I do, that means that I understand him. If I understand him, that puts him on my level. I would not like to be able to think that the wielder of infinite power has a level of intellectual ability equivalent to mine.

Second, the fact of the resurrection of Jesus Christ. The Bible says that Christ was raised from the dead, and it has been proved an immensely reliable source throughout time. Because of this (and the failure of several theories to disprove the occurrence of such an event) I must believe the Bible entirely. Actually, a formerly atheist Oxford scholar once said that he wished more people would try to disprove the resurrection (which, coincidentally, if you can, you can destroy Christianity) because then there would be many more true Christians.

This is my reasoning for believing as I do, and I attempt to live as closely to the Bible as possible. I fail constantly.

A lot of the complaints about Christians come about the fakers, those who just want to use the Bible as an excuse. Please do not take me for one of those who fake, as I really do attempt to live as closely to the true Scriptures as possible. If I am wrong, I try to change. This is true Christianity, and we will not know the true Christians until the Rapture occurs, if it occurs in our lifetimes, or until we die, and are faced down by the almighty.

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Random lnsanity / The Random Insanity Theory
« on: January 16, 2008, 08:00:43 pm »
*revises* the randomness in the RIA at any given moment is directly proportional to the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow multiplied by the total number of RIAers on the boards plus the current time of year in seconds all over the total number of people on CN who are not from the RIA all raised to the number of posts each RIAer has divided by the energy output in terrajoules of a nuclear explosion of a mass of uranium equal to the number of total members in the RIA.

or...

RI= (((Airspeed of Swallow*RIAers on boards)+time of year in seconds)/(people on CN not in RIA))^((total posts of RIA)/((number of members in the RIA)*(velocity of light)^2)/1E15))

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Random lnsanity / The Random Insanity Theory
« on: January 14, 2008, 09:20:55 pm »
public class randomness
        {public int insanity(int members)
                {int randomInsanity=Math.pow(members,2);
                  return randomInsanity;}
         }

returns, 81,796. Not nearly high enough.

anyone have an idea for the unit of Insanity?

And if you can't tell, I've been writing too much java. O.O

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Random lnsanity / I'm writing a story based on...
« on: November 19, 2007, 09:42:15 pm »
Race: Ork
Name: Durg
Gender: Male
Skills: Good at fightin', even by Ork standards
Weaknesses: Stupid, and an ork
Specialization: Chopping stuff
Description: Nob ork, even bigger and stronger than most Nob orks. Only a little smaller than most of the Big Meks, but a fair bit less intelligent. Muscly, and intimidating. Likes trophies and frequently hordes them from his warboss.
Gear: Ork axe, big shoota, crude armor

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Random lnsanity / I'm writing a story based on...
« on: November 19, 2007, 04:26:15 pm »
Race: Human
Name: Derik Kerid
Gender: Male
Age: 153
Skills: Fanatical devotion to the Emperor allows him to ignore all but the most dangerous wounds, inspires others very easily and to almost his own level of fanaticism, a pariah, strong at close combat
Class: Leader
Weaknesses: requires lots of after-battle surgery and augmentation because he tears himself apart during battles, stubborn as an ass
Specialization: Close combat, inspiring the soldiers
Description: An Imperial Guard priest, he stands shorter than most of the men but his fiery nature makes him seem larger than most of them. He is heavily augmented in the arms and legs, and these augmentations frequently require heavy repair due to his merciless use of them. Wiry. A veteran of many, many battles, and remembers all of them.
Gear: Eviscerator, bulletproof Imperium bible, iron faith

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Random lnsanity / Yu Gi Oh has gone too far!
« on: November 16, 2007, 04:18:29 pm »
one word: B R O K E N

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Random lnsanity / I'm writing a story
« on: November 13, 2007, 08:15:43 pm »
Character name: Matt Drake
Weapon: 6ft Glaive, 7ft greatsword, various smaller knives
Special Skills: Wields sword with one hand with phenomenal speed and power, fire spell weaver, insanely high pain tolerance, immune to fire-based attacks and weapons
Good Guy or Bad Guy: neutral, but with a strong sense of morality
Personality Traits: borderline genius with strong foresight abilities, grim, somewhat arrogant, hero complex
Loner or joins party(if good guy): Loner
Anything else: He likes to show up at opportune moments for those he supports, and likes to blow stuff up

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Random lnsanity / What game are you currently playing?
« on: November 10, 2007, 07:46:01 am »
Fire Emblem: Radiant Dawn (just came out this week! :-)) and Dawn of War Dark Crusade.

54
Random lnsanity / How old are you?
« on: November 05, 2007, 09:47:02 pm »
I'm dead, do I really have to answer this question? It's a disgrace for me to answer because I'm truly ancient.

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Random lnsanity / Wish Game
« on: November 02, 2007, 08:57:52 pm »
granted, but due to the lack of things that do actual damage to your computer, people begin to develop more powerful spyware.

I wish that I could live in peace.

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Random lnsanity / Wish Game
« on: November 02, 2007, 04:00:42 pm »
granted, but without a repercussion you cannot get anything from your wish.

I wish for something positive to happen.

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Random lnsanity / Wish Game
« on: November 01, 2007, 09:22:24 pm »
granted, but it's given to you in pennies and you die a horrible death being crushed by so much unnecessary copper.

I wish that I had one nuclear weapon that would not blow up in my face and that I could use to blow up one place of my choice.

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Random lnsanity / Wish Game
« on: October 31, 2007, 08:43:24 pm »
granted, but the shirt is made of needles that perforate you and you die.

I wish for the most powerful laptop ever built that will not attract attention to me for my having it, not malfunction, not overheat, not kill me, not become infected with viruses, spyware, or anything of that ilk, is compatible with all games ever created, has infallible software, has a built-in OS that is NOT Windows, has a self-recharging battery that is completely infallible and will never drain out slowly, and is built within an indestructible case that only opens to my touch.

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Random lnsanity / What's your avatar and sig from?
« on: October 21, 2007, 05:49:22 pm »
Avatar: Warhammer 40k Dreadnought. Because he's huge and powerful and LIVING.

Signature: Let me post this and edit that in, because I forgot what's in my sig...

okay, my two war badges(I'm proud of serving my alliance in combat!), a quote from me, the old RHUST banner (*tear*) and my two official positions.

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Random lnsanity / I like someone. There, I said it.
« on: September 27, 2007, 08:57:08 pm »
1. C-Zom, I technically have a girlfriend (ugh, I hate that term) who is 15 and I am 17. So don't feel too bad about that.

2. Music shouldn't make a difference.

3. Trust me, nothing good can come out of being shy. That's no way to get anywhere with anyone. What do you want to do, end up a miser like me? Please don't, it's not fun. Go on ahead, go cautiously, check on her feelings towards you in discreet methods, and over all, try, try, try. Show your character, and don't be ashamed of it, this is who you are, and you have to live with it the rest of your life. You may as well at least pretend to like it. If she likes it, yay, good for you, if she spurns it, put it behind you, and move on.

Also, is it necessary to change your avatar that much?

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