What Personality Defect Are You?

[Leo]

One step at a time, babe.

[Mia]

Keep on dreaming, honey, reach for something you can actually achieve.

[Electric Mango]

Haughty Intellectual

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.


You are the Haughty Intellectual. You are a very rational person, emphasizing logic over emotion, and you are also rather arrogant and self-aggrandizing. You probably think of yourself as an intellectual, and you would like everyone to know it. Not only that, but you also tend to look down on others, thinking yourself better than them. You could possibly have an unhealthy obsession with yourself as well, thus causing everyone to hate you for being such an elitist twat. On top of all that, you are also introverted and gentle. This means that you are just a quiet thinker who wants fame and recognition, in all likelihood. Like so many countless pseudo-intellectuals swarming around vacuous internet forums to discuss worthless political issues, your kind is a scourge upon humanity, blathering and blathering on and on about all kinds of boring crap. If your personality could be sculpted, the resulting piece would be Rodin's "The Thinker"--although I am absolutely positive that you are not nearly as muscular or naked as that statue. Rather lacking in emotion, introspective, gentle, and arrogant, you are most certainly a Haughty Intellectual! And, most likely, you will never achieve the recognition or fame you so desire! But no worries!
 
 
To put it less negatively:
 
1. You are more RATIONAL than intuitive.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble.

[Snowbound Milk]

Keep on dreaming, honey, reach for something you can actually achieve.

AC/DC - Shot Down In Flames

[Leo]

Keep on dreaming, honey, reach for something you can actually achieve.

*does a reach around on Mia*

[Mia]

*sacrifices Leo's balls*

[Electric Mango]

*sacrifices Leo's balls*

So he made it to 3rd base then?

[Leo]

I think I made it all the way home, Mango.

[Electric Mango]

So, when's the wedding?

[Mia]

No he didn't, he made it nowhere but death.

[Leo]

So, when's the wedding?

We eloped, sorry I didn't tell you. The kid's gonna be called Mango Tiberius Turtle, though, if it makes you feel any better.

[Electric Mango]

Doesn't sound like Mia consented to this, are you sure you didn't run off in a drunken stupor with someone else, like llamavore. I heard he's feminine looking and has a pretty nice rack as far as man boobs go.

[Leo]

Mango, I'm never sure. For all I know, I got married to Loren, which would indeed be very awkward.

[Mia]

You married someone else and I escaped woo!

[Snowbound Milk]

Less talk, more personalities.

[Leo]

You married someone else and I escaped woo!

Pics or it didn't happen.

[Mia]

I am not falling for that tactic, go marry someone else.

[Leo]

Wait, now I'm not allowed to see my own wedding pics?


DOMESTIC ABUSE, DOMESTIC ABUSE!!! THIS WOMAN IS ABUSING ME EMOTIONALLY WITH THINLY VEILED THREATS, HELP!!!

[Mia]

I didn't marry you, fuck off. >_>

[enragedlobster]

Brute
You are 14% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.
You are the Brute! You are introverted, arrogant, brutal, and more intuitive than rational. Like a big, dumb animal, you are driven by your emotions more than your reason, and as a result of the fact that you care very little for the feelings of others, you tend to be rather selfish. You also possibly fling your own poo. Because of your selfishness, you also tend to be a bit arrogant, seeing yourself as big or strong or smart or always correct. This makes you a stubborn, irrational, emotion-driven brute. King Kong best represents the gorilla-version of your personality. Emotional, introverted (King Kong was isolated on his own island, after all), brutal, and arrogant (proud to be the largest ape on Earth!), Kong would probably get along very well with you, seeing as how you share many of the same traits. Aside from, you know, all the fur. You probably keep to yourself and take great pleasure in watching fat people fall down stairs. (But who doesn't, really?) You probably also have dreams of becoming famous or well-known, but this most likely won't happen because your introversion limits your Hollywood connections. Being introverted, ape-like, and arrogant isn't so bad, though. It beats being dead. So your personality defect is simply that you act like a large, overgrown ape that thinks highly of itself whilst brutalizing buxom blondes. Or something.
Try to stay off of buildings.