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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Jessy on November 23, 2011, 11:31:21 pm

Title: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Jessy on November 23, 2011, 11:31:21 pm
Let's have a contest! You all know how to do this!

3 lines
3-7-5 syllables order

Here are some examples:

I walk across sand
And find myself blistering
In the hot, hot heat

Write me a super
Haiku and make me smile
and you'll win win win
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 23, 2011, 11:57:17 pm
My name is Kenny

I thought today was Friday

Mods lock this topic
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Brian on November 24, 2011, 12:14:23 am
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_0cnXYhlBk1k/SdAyxYvwtsI/AAAAAAAAC-8/dH2EhTFarWI/s400/refrigerate+haiku.jpg)
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on November 24, 2011, 03:23:34 am
moth moth moth

moth moth moth moth moth

moth moth moth



edit:

oh look it's a girl

I mourn the fate of this thread

in before leo
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Gangs on November 24, 2011, 05:50:37 am
'tis sliding away
Into a watery grave.
laxatives work well.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Jenne on November 24, 2011, 06:48:54 am
 :boobs: :boobs: :boobs:
 :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs:
 :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs: :boobs:
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Justus2ne1 on November 24, 2011, 04:19:25 pm
edit:

oh look it's a girl
I mourn the fate of this thread
in before leo

Oh look a llama
I just ate this thread... Yummy...  :v
Llama is gone :c
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Ogaden on November 25, 2011, 09:54:18 am
Avast ye
Landlubbers walk ye plank
Arr
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 25, 2011, 09:59:03 am
An idiot talks
The wise one listens and hears
A big holy fart
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Rorick on November 25, 2011, 11:56:04 pm
This topic makes laughter
For haiku are strange indeed
I don't think I'm good

Edit:

Not right style used
for most create haiku with wrong
syllable count used

(The rules says 3-7-5 count. Most are using the traditional 5-7-5 count. Including these two. >.>)
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Jenne on November 26, 2011, 09:44:19 am
TOP war is coming
Let me see your war face, Ahh!
Praise Cactuallah
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 26, 2011, 10:54:01 am
Impressed
Stunned.  Today I found out
That Rorick can count
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Leo on November 27, 2011, 09:18:28 pm
Hey look, it's Jessy
Oh, I thought she was dead, but
Llama's pissed, fuck him
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 28, 2011, 02:59:23 am
Leo trolling
Unattended by any
Posting by Mia
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 28, 2011, 12:14:31 pm
To be honest, I think RIA is more of a Limerick crowd.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Gangs on November 28, 2011, 01:12:53 pm
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Buck Turgidson on November 28, 2011, 01:22:13 pm
Hello Gangs
That sure looks like iambic
pentameter
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: C-zom on November 28, 2011, 02:55:07 pm
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

This contest is over.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on November 28, 2011, 02:57:50 pm
Oh look, a kenny, i have found.
He likes his tits, all firm and round.
He's old as hay,
Some think he's gay.
His hair is purdy, it touches the ground.

(http://rialliance.net/GIF/fyou.gif)
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Gangs on December 18, 2011, 03:54:16 am
Let's have a contest! You all know how to do this!

3 lines
3-7-5 syllables order

Here are some examples:

I walk across sand
And find myself blistering
In the hot, hot heat

Write me a super
Haiku and make me smile
and you'll win win win
Who won this ! WHO WON! I MUST KNOW!
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Lanna on December 23, 2011, 08:48:25 pm
I STILL REMEMBER YOU!

LOVE, LANNA
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Leo on January 07, 2012, 03:34:40 pm
What ever happened to this chick? She was pretty cute-I MEAN FUNNY, or something that's not as creepy sounding over the interwebs!
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 07, 2012, 07:26:58 pm
I think she got trolled off the internet by that creepy person she made a thread about. lol
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Leo on January 07, 2012, 07:32:08 pm
I think she got trolled off the internet by that creepy person she made a thread about. lol
Well, that's one name for my list of women I didn't chase away from the RIA.

List of Women Leo Didn't Chase Away from the RIA:
Jessy
Jenne(she's a woman, right?)
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Buck Turgidson on January 08, 2012, 01:24:52 am
I think she got trolled off the internet by that creepy person she made a thread about. lol
Well, that's one name for my list of women I didn't chase away from the RIA.

List of Women Leo Didn't Chase Away from the RIA:
Jessy
Jenne(she's a woman, right?)

Don<t forget Llamavore.  He had his balls whisked off by Mia.  Whisked.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Leo on January 08, 2012, 01:31:16 am
Whisked? Is...is that even possible?
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Gangs on January 08, 2012, 08:29:34 am
Was it me? FUCK, i don't remember...
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 08, 2012, 10:55:38 am
Was it me? FUCK, i don't remember...

pretty sure it was someone outside of RIA
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Leo on January 08, 2012, 11:22:50 am
Was it me? FUCK, i don't remember...

pretty sure it was someone outside of RIA
Yeah, I remember she gave someone her number and they were mass-texting her or something, so you're good for once, garangarangs.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: —- on January 09, 2012, 01:37:35 pm
Wait, are we talking about Lanna? She was with Azural, and I think they were engaged at one point? What's this trolling business.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Gangs on January 10, 2012, 07:47:03 am
Nope, we're talking about the OPer. Jessy.





I think...
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Mogar on January 10, 2012, 09:18:33 am
I miss jessy, someone should go harrass sparta.
Title: Re: Haiku Contest for RIA
Post by: Leo on January 10, 2012, 05:27:21 pm
I forgot you existed, Mog. You need to not let that happen again.