The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Electric Mango]

Granted, your hives are gone, but they were the only thing keeping the killer bees in check.  With their hives gone, they unleash their fury upon thee.

I wish I didn't have such hairy balls.

[Kyrotsugi]

granted, now you don't have any balls at all

I wish more foreign soccer games would be broadcasted here

[Jenne]

Granted, but you realize just how boring soccer is, and change the channel to curling.

I wish my bracket was not completely fucked already.

[Kyrotsugi]

Granted, but now Kansas beats North Iowa and loses next round

I wish FSU mens didn't lose

[Attilla The Hun]

Granted But they got killed in a bus explosion on the way there

[king maguga]

I wish you made a wish so I could have corrupted it!

[JimRome]

Granted, but he wishes that you succeed at life and you corrupt it. Nice..

I wish you hadn't posted before me and made me edit my post.

[Pattara]

granted, but you are now being transported to 4th dimension and... i don't know

i wish cyber nations were real.

[Rorick]

Granted, but they remove the attack limits and strength barriers, your nation is rolled in three days.

I wish my warchest was up to scratch.

[JimRome]

Granted, but you get ganged up on and lose your entire warchest.

I wish there was something interesting to watch on tv.

[Electric Mango]

Granted, but it's  24 hour live footage of me having sex with a different animal, each hour. 

I wish I could take a shit through my ass-less/crotchless pants while parachuting over a large crowd. 

[king maguga]

Granted, but when you do the up draft blows the doody into your open screaming mouth, as you are about to land on the some power lines and die in a giant fireball of death!



 I wish people in the hip hop community would pull their pants up!

[Rorick]

granted, but now they wear see through pants.

I wish I was the greatest Tetris player ever.

[king maguga]

Granted, but you play tetris so much that you go insane and declare yourself "the king of mars" and get sent directly to the insane asylum  where they put you in a rubber room and throw away the key.


   I wish shoes were made out of meat!

[JimRome]

Granted, but you eat your shoes and have to walk outside barefoot and get stung by a bee.

I wish Butler would've beat Duke so I could watch that biased fool Clark Kellogg cry.

[Kyrotsugi]

Granted, congratulations Butler's lacrosse team you are officially kings of the rich pricks

I wish Duke would have blown out Butler just to make me feel better

[king maguga]

Granted, but you feel so much better you go out and party yourself to death!


           I wish basketballs were made out of ice!

[Kyrotsugi]

granted, unfortunately black people completely leave and nobody goes to the games so now their is nothing but a bankrupt league.

I wish i had pie

[Rorick]

Granted, but now it is cake. As cake is a lie, it is no longer there, so we replace it with a rabid monkey who rips your face off. 

I wish my sinus issues would go the fuck away. 

[Snowbound Milk]

They do, but now you have dysentery, enjoy.

I wish I had more fucking caffeine.