The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but he cant handle the intoxicating power and he goes mad until he commits suicide...that noob!




...wait a minute. Im already mad!

The RIA Corrupt A Wish Foundation

*gets gun, aims at head*

I wish the gun had ammo.

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, it does, but your gun does not work.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Weiner, as that is what I truly want to be, for if I were an Oscar Mayer Weiner, then everyone would be in love with me.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then Leo finds you and finds...excellent use...of you....

I wish I understood quantum physics.

[Jenne]

(funny, my thoughts went immediately to Leo on that one too)

Granted, but to make room in your brain, you forget how to wipe you own ass.

I wish Red Dead Redemption didn't get delayed.

[Rorick]

granted, but now the original release day is April 32, and until they find that day, it will be forever in pre-release limbo.

i wish Jenne and Viper's thoughts wouldn't have immediately gone to leo.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but now we think of you every time Leo does something gay,

I wish I burned downed a mental institute.

[Rorick]

granted, but you live and go on to be 145 years old, surviving several previously thought fatal diseases, dozens of floods, two lighting strikes, three category 4 or higher hurricanes, one EF-4 and one EF-3 dead man walking(Look it up, it's not fun, and the name will become self explanatory) tornadoes, and all the suicide attempts you can throw yourself at. Oh, but your charred flesh is extremely painful for the rest of your life, as it doesn't heal regardless of what you try, and it losses it's elasticity from the fire. Have fun with that.

I wish I had $8 million more dollars to finish building my warchest so I could finally grow again....

[Viper6525D]

Granted! You try to get it in Vegas by betting whats left of your warchest, and you lose it all, along w/ your car, house, and soul. See kids, gambling is fun!

I wish I could perfectly predict what Gangs will do next.

[Rorick]

Granted, but he begins to annoy you when he learns of your new ability and changes his mind every three seconds on what he wants to do. When you try to kill him, you can't because in doing so, you find that you'll kill yourself, which would make killing him a form of suicide, and as of my previous corruption, you will survive any suicide attempts you make.

I wish gambling was boring as fuck.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but then Las Vegas and Atlantic City get shut down, and the US economy goes beyond bankrupt until it dissolves, and the world is plummeted in economic chaos.

I wish I was a firin' mah lazors!

[king maguga]

Granted, but you accidentally shoot your bell end off! 


  I wish that sleep wasn't necessary.

[Viper6525D]

Granted, but w/o sleep holding us back, everyone plots to kill you at night.

I wish my shoe was edible and delicious.

[Jenne]

Granted, but you try to eat it on a plane, and the TSA kicks your ass for being a terrorist.

I wish I could write a script to pull roll call data automatically.

[Rorick]

granted, but no matter what you do, it ether pulls the data from Nubbery or from MHA.


I wish for whiskey.

[Snowbound Milk]

Granted, but it's Wiser's, and as you drink it straight from the bottle you see his frowning brit face and you hear him saying "My word! This uncouth scoundrel dare drink my finest brew in such a way! Unhand me immediately or prepare for fisticuffs!" for the rest of your drunken night. It HAUNTS you.

I wish I had vodka.

[Rorick]

Granted. but your body becomes so intolerant to alcohol that one drop is enough to get you drunk, but the shot you had makes you violently ill with alcohol poisoning. When you try again after you're let out of the hospital, you overload your liver and kill it. You die waiting for a liver transplant.


I wish my mind wasn't so cruel.

[Snowbound Milk]

Not really, thems the breaks, and the first part already happened before.

granted, but now you have no friends\

wish i had a baloon

[king maguga]

Granted, but you have a giant balloon that your holding onto as a big gust of wind comes and blows you and the balloon away and you and the balloon are never seen again.



    I wish I had a box of grenades! 
 

[Rorick]

Granted, it is a box of 3000 military grade fragmentation grenades. Also, free with your order you get three extra boxes, three hundred Nuclear ICBMs, a squadron of 30 Apache attack helicopters, five F-22 Raptors, a space shuttle, and all the fuel needed to fill up all them for 100 years. Sadly I have to corrupt this. One of your nooks corrupts while you're working on its maintenance. As you kept all your freebies in a couple sheds, all rather close together. The blast sets off all your other nooks, your grenades, and all the rocket and aviation fuel, as well as destroying your air force. Amazingly, you survive the worst nuclear disaster in history, one that destroys almost everything within a 3000 mile radius. Too bad your so cancer infested and torn with shrapnel that you die within a fortnight, so mutated from the radiation and the fast spreading/growing cancer and mutilated from your lacerations that you're barely recognizable as a human being anymore. No one morns your death, as most anyone close is dead, and those who survive don't want anything to do with you.

I wish I couldn't turn a wish so simple as a box of grenades into a nuclear holocaust.

[Jenne]

Granted, but your responses become boring and you get flamed to the point of leaving the RIA.

I wish my dog smelled better.