Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Reoga on July 11, 2015, 04:43:03 pm
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The special this month is
Female Brazilian 29
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So that did not work. Shes all well if you cant take me out the bye.
I had surgery I cant drive.... any ways hoes be hoes.
New week
Female 37 white. 6foot 2. Amazing mouth.
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sorry, Florida is a bit much of a drive for me saddly.
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Oh god the ol "I just had surgery I can't drive" excuse
Bullshit if you were serious you'd take the bus
Let me guess, you are too good for the bus right
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if kenny drove a bus into my town with shag carpet on all surfaces and full of girls laughing and waving out the windows and he told me to get on, and I asked where it was going, and he said idk all I know is the next stop is pussytown
I'd get on.
mostly so I'd never have to deal with one of those 'don't you want to be able to say you took the chance and lived life' speeches at the end of the movie
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There are no busses where I live. Im the exact middle of Orlando and Tampa
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if kenny drove a bus into my town with shag carpet on all surfaces and full of girls laughing and waving out the windows and he told me to get on, and I asked where it was going, and he said idk all I know is the next stop is pussytown
I'd get on.
mostly so I'd never have to deal with one of those 'don't you want to be able to say you took the chance and lived life' speeches at the end of the movie
Except you're going to give one of those 'Why did I trust Kenny? Now my death is the plot of Philadelphia' speeches
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There are no busses where I live. Im the exact middle of Orlando and Tampa
Okay then. What's wrong with taxis or Uber
Maybe you couldn't use your phone after arm surgery
"I'm sorry I can't show up I don't even know if I'm texting the right person right now and I keep dropping the phone sorry!"
And then you laughed and watched M*A*S*H* all night
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Also you are making this topic presumably with your hands that are attached to ARMS that you can drive with so I call this whole thing bullshit
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I can drive now ass hat. Befor it was all one handed. And im am not driving on oxi
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Why not? I always drove better on it. Sounds like another excuse.
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Exactly. That was my first thought, too.
And that still doesn't address what's wrong with Uber or taxis lots of people do that while high on oxi
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Also what do you want for those oxis
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Indeed. A taxi or Uber ride seem like the perfect option for your specific scenario. You dont have to drive, which is nice, but instead sit back and relax on your way to your location. I dont see why you havent called them up yet and head that way.
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Imagine getting surgery to get out of a date
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Imagine getting a date
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Ya getting a date is much harder than making up an excuse to miss one for sure.
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Also what do you want for those oxis
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Also what do you want for those oxis
and this thread is how reo got kenny to go on a date with her
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I... Actually just got the topic title now.
I thought it was some weird reference to Leo.
Also I feel like I've gone too far in some places
I really don't want your oxis that isn't my thing
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I thought it was some weird reference to Leo.
We can dream, can't we?
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Indeed. After I was on them for my wisdom teeth I have wanted them again ever since.
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next time kenny just think WWJGD
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What exactly does that mean?
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what would jeff goldblum do
(http://i.imgur.com/JvTSU2t.jpg)
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Is he about to make that raptor give him a blowjob!?
JBloom is a motherfucking legend.
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I understand now. Thats pretty amazing. Never heard it before, and now that I think about it Im not sure how. Nicely done!
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I can drive now ass hat. Befor it was all one handed. And im am not driving on oxi
I definitely read that as "driving on bully". Fucking filters
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Nice. I can see how that didnt make any sense.
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come back reoga we love you
we will send you chocolates
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also can i still get those oxis