=D

[21:13] Damen: CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
[21:13] G-MAN: I JUST HOLD DOWN SHIFT,  I NEVER USE CAPS LOCK
[21:13] Damen: FAILURE HAS BEEN DETECTED
[21:13] Damen: FIRING ANTI-FAGGOTRY MISSLES
[21:14] G-MAN: HAHA, I PLAY MY MISSILE DEFLECTION CARD.
[21:14] Damen: OH SHIT
[21:14] Damen: I PLAY MY BLASPHEMY AND MADNESS CARD, DISCARDING YOUR MISSLE DEFLECTION  INTO THE WELL
[21:15] G-MAN: I PLAY MY SCREW YOU CARD AND THEN PULL OUT A DESERT EAGLE AND SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE
[21:15] Damen: HAHA
[21:16] Damen: YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY RULES TRAP
[21:16] Damen: YOU HAVE BROKEN THEM, AND MUST DISCARD 8000 LIFE POINTS
[21:16] G-MAN: DAMNIT
[21:16] Damen: YOUR MOVE\
[21:17] G-MAN: I PLAY MY NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST CARD, YOU LOSE 10,000 LIFE POINTS AND I LOSE 5000 LIFE POINTS
[21:18] Damen: fark
[21:18] G-MAN: OWN'T
[21:18] Damen: I PLAY MY ARMAGGEDON CARD
[21:18] Damen: A METEOR CRASHES INTO EARTH
[21:18] Damen: KILLING EVERYONE BUT US
[21:18] Damen: WE BOTH LOSE 15,000 LIFE POINTS
[21:18] Damen: YOUR MOVE
[21:19] G-MAN: I PLAY MY OMGWTFDIE CARD, FOR 2000 SOCK DAMAGE
[21:19] Damen: HAHA
[21:19] Damen: FAILURE MOVE
[21:19] Damen: I PLAY MY FISSION CARD
[21:20] Damen: AND MAIL IT TO YOU
[21:20] Damen: FOR CRITICAL DAMAGE
[21:20] Damen: 10,000 LIFE POINTS
[21:20] G-MAN: OH NOES
[21:20] G-MAN: I HAVE LITTLE LIFE LEFT!
[21:20] Damen: WE BOTH ARE ON THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION
[21:20] Damen: I SAY WE CALL TRUCE
[21:20] G-MAN: NO
[21:21] Damen: THEN GO
[21:21] Damen: FOR IT IS YOUR MOVE
[21:22] G-MAN: I PLAY MY CIVIL-WAR BASED APOCALYPSE CARD FOR 1 BILLION DAMAGE EACH, KILLING US BOTH AND CAUSING A 50% REDUCTION IN ECONOMICS
[21:22] Damen: BRAVO.
[21:23] Damen: BUT YOU DID NOT ANTICIPATE MY REVIVAL CARD!
[21:23] Damen: HAAH!
[21:23] Damen: I REVIVE MY MOTHER
[21:23] Damen: AND DIE
[21:23] Damen: Good show.
[21:23] Damen: Same time tomorrow?

Well this is a story all about how,
My kingdom got flip-turned upside down.
I'd like to take a minute please check Encarta,
I'll tell you how I died while defending Sparta.

In Sparta of Greece born and raised,
Ruling warriors was how I spent most of my days.
Chillin out, phalanxin, training all cool,
And killing giant wolves instead of school.

When a couple of Persians, who were up to no good,
Started bribin Senators in my neighborhood.
I killed one little messenger and they all got scared and said,
"We're not givin you soldiers, take your royal guard there."

I whistled for a legion and when it came near,
There was only a couple Greeks and some Thespians here,
If anything I could say that doom awaits,
But I thought, "Nah, forget it, yo Spartans to the hot gates."

We fought Persian waves, about 7 or 8,
And I heard from my allies, "Its an honor, Leonidas",
Looked at Xerxes, there was no way outta this,
"We'll see your trooops soon, at Salamis."

ಠ_ಠ

That be crazy.

Taken from http://boards.gamefaqs.com/gfaqs/genmessag...;topic=35247323

Fe = Iron
Male = Man

Iron + Man = Ironman
Fe + Male = Female

Female = Ironman

I lost my coal/oil trade, losing 3 bonus resources in the process.

fark

Almost everyone already has Marble/Wheat

fark

And whoever doesn't have Marble/Wheat, has full trades

fark

=D

^_^

Or something farking weird happened...

I remember almost nothing from the 27th to today...

o_O