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Random lnsanity / Re: Your epic fail of the day.
« on: April 24, 2013, 09:49:33 am »
I'd just like to say I absolutely hate doing squats. Main reason? Rods in my back from the scoliosis surgury when I was 14. It's not that my legs aren't strong and that my back isn't strong (which I assure you, they are), but I don't like the potential for problems.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Your epic fail of the day.
« on: April 23, 2013, 11:56:27 am »
It looks like 10 low-quality 45s, two low quality 35s, and an olympic bar. Can't tell for sure thanks to the shitty angle.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Your epic fail of the day.
« on: April 22, 2013, 05:58:29 pm »
To be fair, that was a lot of weight.

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Random lnsanity / Your epic fail of the day.
« on: April 22, 2013, 12:11:23 pm »
https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=10200988505664355

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Random lnsanity / Re: Oblivion
« on: April 21, 2013, 12:24:45 pm »
How exactly does one suck a fuck? I'm all ears.

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Random lnsanity / Re: you may or may not be aware
« on: April 17, 2013, 06:56:00 pm »
Wiggle your big toe.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 17, 2013, 03:50:31 pm »
The get cash part, I assume.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 17, 2013, 10:49:18 am »
One of them is super Mormon and won't drink, so I can't get that. Shame. She has a fantastic ass. One just won't cheat. The other will cheat...and has.

What I really want is my super hot manager. >_>

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Random lnsanity / Re: you may or may not be aware
« on: April 17, 2013, 10:46:18 am »
Shitty. You're a strong woman, though, so we all know you'll prove that idiot doctor wrong.

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Spam / Re: You're welcome!
« on: April 17, 2013, 10:01:50 am »
Get it, Reoga. Don't let that accident and the doctor stop you.

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Random lnsanity / Re: I am moving in.
« on: April 17, 2013, 10:00:47 am »
A doctor told me I need to cut to 175. I don't believe doctors who don't do their research on their patients first.

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Random lnsanity / Re: I am moving in.
« on: April 17, 2013, 09:39:23 am »
Anymore, or just for a little while?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 17, 2013, 09:36:26 am »
Welcome back, indeed.

And might be possible for two of them, but not all three. One of them would never cheat on her husband.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Nailed it.
« on: April 17, 2013, 09:34:31 am »
Quote from: Bleak Outlook on April 16, 2013, 11:43:32 am
Have you ever thought of "scaring" the ducks away with a shotgun blast of birdshot? It's surprisingly effective. And tasty. Effective and tasty.

Don't have a shotgun, and I'm not really keen on the idea of shooting in my pool. Besides, takes more skill to nail one in the head.

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Random lnsanity / Nailed it.
« on: April 16, 2013, 08:26:55 am »
I have a feeling those ducks won't be coming to my pool any time soon.

So we have a pair of mallards, male and female, that have a habit of using our pool as their private oasis, and they don't scare easily. As such, we scare them out of my parent's pool by throwing tennis balls at them. I always miss -- except for this morning. Nailed the boy mallard in the head and flash-knocked it out. How do I know it was out? Ever seen a duck sink like a rock before?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 13, 2013, 05:23:13 pm »
These three are all 20.

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Random lnsanity / Re: Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 12, 2013, 06:47:58 pm »
The newer Old Spices. And a third one did today. The other common thread? All three are married. -_-

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Random lnsanity / Two shifts in a row, two different girls tell me I smell really good.
« on: April 12, 2013, 12:07:03 am »
Will I make it three tomorrow?

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Random lnsanity / Re: ADVENTURES OF KIM JONG UN!!!! WATCHING IS MANDATORY!
« on: April 11, 2013, 11:59:46 pm »
.....wat?

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Random lnsanity / Re: Time to bomb North Korea
« on: April 11, 2013, 11:47:48 pm »
I believe a tenth of our nukes are enough to destroy the planet.

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