masked

Mask and embassy created.

Masked, me hearties  

You're masked and embassy is created

My name is Ho, H to the O, V...

I mean, my name is Alighieri and I am new to RIA.

I want to thank Myrrh for the warm welcome.

Hope to grow with the alliance.

Welcome to RIA

Viridian RIAcon

 and we've decided to take our relationship to the 'next level' if you know what I mean.

Below are the fruits of our hard labors.

Article 8: Bros before hoes
The Random Insanity Alliance and the Viridian Entente will always be true to one another, and will never let anything get in the way of their relationship, no matter how great that hoe is in the garden.

Article B: Mutual Defense
If RIA is hit, VE shall come to her aid, and if VE is hit, RIA will come to her aid as well, like that hot scene with the two twins in that video.

Article : Optional Bacon
If VE initiates a war, RIA has the option of entering the war on VE's behalf, and if RIA initiates a war, VE also has the option of entering the war on RIA's behalf.  Also, bacon will be optionally aproportioned, and NO RATIONING OF BACON IS TO OCCUR.

Article D:
A dzo is a hybrid of a yak and domestic cattle. The word dzo technically refers to a male hybrid, while a female is known as a dzomo or zhom. Alternative Romanizations of the Tibetan names include zho and zo. In Mongolian it is called khainag (хайнаг). There is also the English language portmanteau term of yakow; a combination of the words yak and cow, though this is rarely used.

Article F: In case of bacon rationing
Should one party be so insane as to actually ration bacon, a 48 hour grace period shall go into force in order to allow for sufficient hoarding and then this treaty shall be considered cancelled, and the pork industry shall enter a period of nationwide mourning for an additional 72 hours.

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance:

Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands and Puppetmaster of Chaos
Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
C-zom, Head of Military Operations.
Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity
cctmsp13 - chief administrator of programs relating to efficient use of resources and capital goods.
Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, beloved of Catimus Prime, Head of having Foreign Affairs
Shadow Slayer, Pikachu, Head of having Internal Affairs

Signed for the Viridian Entente:

Solaris, Lord of the Entente and the Ever-Hungry Green Monster
Impero, Duke of the Entente and Bomber of All Things Jager
TypoNinja, Secretary of State and Minister of Serious Business
goldielax25, Secretary of the Interior and Destroyer of Friendships
Ryuusei, Secretary of Defense and Phantom of the Mark
SonofHoward, Minister of Awesome (better than goldielax)
and Kybernetes, Minister of Awesome (also better than goldielax)

The Even More Insane Shared Insanity Pact, Now With 20% More Insanity

Preamble
This treaty is not only signed to seek mutual defense, but rather to amplify a stronger connection with one another so that both signatories may reach a stronger future together.

Sovereignty
Both signatories shall retain their own individual sovereignty and will not take any steps, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory at any point in time.

Peace and Non-Aggression
In the spirit of mutual cooperation and alignment, signatories and their respective members will not engage in hostile actions against each other, including: Declare war on any member nation of the other alliance, provide aid (military, economic or intelligence) to an enemy of signatory alliances, or commit acts of espionage against the other. In the event a nation of either signatory attacks a nation of the other, both signatories pledge that diplomacy will be the end-be-all route. Signatories also agree not to sanction members of the other signatory unless agreed otherwise.

Intelligence
By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that if they acquire information that stipulates a form of danger to another signatory, they shall share such information, with due haste, with the government of the signatory, in a private and discrete manner. The only exception to this is if the disclosure of said information would violate a surrender agreement. Signatories also agree to keep the other signatory informed (preferably in the aforementioned private and discrete manner) of any current and potentially upcoming wars against either single nations or alliances. Furthermore, signatories agree to keep such information private and lessen the chance that potential enemies may be forewarned.

Aid
Should the need arise, a signatory may request financial or political assistance of the other signatory. By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they are expected, but not obligated to fulfill such a request, providing a good reason for the request is given.

Mutual Defense
By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that an attack on one is an attack on the other and shall therefore be met with the combined might of both signatories. This article is deemed optional if a signatory chooses to waive the obligation, a signatory is in an aggressive war or is brought into war by an outside treaty, or if such an action would violate another treaty or surrender agreement.

Optional Aggression
By ratifying this treaty, the signatories agree that they may request the assistance of the other signatory with any aggressive military action taken. Providing a good reason for the request is given, the signatory is expected to fulfill the request, but not obligated to do so.

Termination
If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other signatory seventy-two hours in advance, whereby the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of aforementioned period.

Signed

For the Random Insanity Alliance:
~Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
~Thunder Strike, Triumvir of Stuff and Hater of Cats
~Delta1212, Triumvir of the Random Insanity Alliance, Demi-God of Maroon, Psychic Cupcake Overlord of the Cupcakery, Eperor of the SuperFriends
~Myrrh, HoR of the Random Insanity Alliance, Queen of Sexiness, Angel of Insanity
~Ogaden, left arm of Voltron, beloved of Catimus Prime, Head of having Foreign Affairs
~cctmsp13, Head of Economics and Destroyer of Vowels.
~Shadow Slayer, Watchdog of Shadow, Delta's Scribe, Myrrh's Personal Cupcake, Pikachu

For Silence:
~Bagpuss, Triumvir
~Scorcher 1, Triumvir
~Remox, Triumvir of Justice

tl;dr MDP -> MDoAP

Welcome to the RIA! Glad to have you aboard.

...and I do not know Russian script and thus have no idea what it means. >_>

Hey welcome aboard

The Even More Insane Shared Insanity Pact


Preamble

This treaty is not only signed to seek mutual defense, but rather to amplify a stronger connection with one another so that both signatories may reach a stronger future togeather.

Article I: Sovereignty

Both signatories shall retain their own individual sovereignties and will not take any steps, directly or indirectly, that would threaten the sovereignty of the other signatory at any point in time.

Article II: Non-Aggression

In the spirit of mutual cooperation and alignment, both signatories pledge to refrain from launching any sort of attacks upon the other, be it directly or indirectly. Moreover both signatories will not condone any such acts of aggression, which include (but are not limited to) naval blockades, spying operations, ground attacks, etc. In the event a nation of either signatory attacks a nation of the other, both signatories pledge that diplomacy will be the end-be-all route.

Article III: Mutual Defense

It is the main intention of this treaty to create a mutual militaristic cooperation in order to help maintain the sovereignty of each signatory. As such, any act of war declared upon a signatory is hereby considered an act of war on the other signatory.

Article IV: Chaining Clause

The undersigned acknowledge that Article III will be rendered optional if one or more is brought to war by way of outside treaty.

Article V: Civility

Both signatories and its respective members shall remain civil to the other in any public area and any disagreements shall be solved through private channels.

Article VI: Communication

Both signatories shall remain in constant communication, either through forums or other forms of communication.

Article VII: Espionage

Neither signatory shall engage in any acts of espionage or conduct any acts malicious in nature toward the other signatory, including but not limited to condoning acts of aggression upon the other and aiding an enemy. If any information is found that concerns either signatory, the other shall provide said information immediately and without delays. If either signatory is found in violation of either condition, it is considered grounds for immediate termination.

Article VIII: Termination

If either signatory wishes to withdraw from this treaty for any reason, they must inform the other forty-eight hours in advance where the treaty shall still remain active until the closure of aforementioned period. Article II will remain active for seventy-two hours after withdrawal.

Signed for Silence

Trium: Bagpuss, Shakyr
Justice: Cilldara

Signed for the Random Insanity Alliance

Agent Lemon - Triumvir
Shadow, Triumvir of Random Insanity, The Ultimate Lifeform, Mystic Dragon Emperor of the Cheeselands, Puppetmaster of Chaos
Thunder Strike, Head of Recruitment and hater of cats.
crazyisraelie, Head of Foreign Affairs and First &#$@
invincible13matt, Head of Internal Affairs, triskaidekaphiliac, and deathless warrior of the wasteland
cctmsp13 - Head of Economics