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Random lnsanity / If you aren't sick
« on: October 25, 2010, 10:47:49 am »
Then you can go vigorously fuck yourself. And I encourage you to utilize whatever you happen to have around the house to do so. A large candle, for example. Maybe take the classic route and use a zucchini (Actually, any member of the Cucurbitaceae family works great!).
The important thing is to be adventurous. Use your imagination.
And don't limit yourself to just phallic-shaped objects. Expand your horizons. Perhaps a can of tuna.
No matter what you choose, just make sure you do it with an ardor the likes of which you haven't felt since you first made love.
And don't half do it, get it all up in there.
Wait, are we allowed to say fuck?
The important thing is to be adventurous. Use your imagination.
And don't limit yourself to just phallic-shaped objects. Expand your horizons. Perhaps a can of tuna.
No matter what you choose, just make sure you do it with an ardor the likes of which you haven't felt since you first made love.
And don't half do it, get it all up in there.
Wait, are we allowed to say fuck?