Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on May 31, 2011, 03:06:46 pm
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Unfortunately it's accidental.
:troll:
Man, seriously, like, this is kinda the point here.
Everyone and their mother wants to go online and post dicks or something as though it's putting effort into anything at all. Man, like, I did that shit back in the day. Like, before the RIA thought it was a good idea to give me access to basically everything, all I did for the RIA was post dicks everywhere in every topic.
Anyway, so, your mother posts a dick online and some dude goes aw shit there is a dick. Your mom's cockles ( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_valve (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heart_valve) ) get all warm.
The problem is, nowadays, on the Internet it's a lot easier to get idiots really pissed off because there are a lot more idiots.
Go to any Youtube video and say "Gee, I bet Obama would like this video." and you have a shitstorm on your hands.
ProObama idiots are all like "Wtf does that even mean, this video is about kittens." and then your AntiObama folk come in and say "Obama literally eats kittens, fuck him."
It's like any half hearted attempt at deception or any reaction at all is considering being trolled...and it works.
If I ask you if you want a piece of gum and I give you an empty piece of gum wrapper, that was way more effort than most trolling. People miss the point. It's not about the empty gum wrapper. It's about when you push them in the mud afterwords and laugh and say that you don't give nerds gum. While wearing Spock ears.
I used to make a topic on GameFAQs all the time in the Star Wars boards called "I've Never Seen Star Wars Before" with the message of "Is it good? Do you guys think I should watch it?"
I'd make this topic like every other week.
"I still haven't seen Star Wars yet. Is it still good?"
It was an okay gig. I'd pick up a regular poster who would be like "This guy literally asks this all the time" and blah blah blah and everyone else would be like "LOL YOUVE NEVER ESEEN STARWARS"
I don't know, I'm busy right now so I'm just going to post this.
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HKAD is lonely.
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Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.
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lol jeff goldblum it was only a matter of time before you became kenny's avatar.
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lol jeff goldblum it was only a matter of time before you became kenny's avatar.
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I bet Kenny would like this thread
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Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.
I actually enjoy your humor. In addition, I'm still not sure if SLCB and papa actually think I'm black or we're just cold war style counter trolling each other.
Also, why did I think that was Harrison Ford?
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Anonymity + people who have no problem with pissing people off for fun + idiots = trolling shitstorm
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Anonymity + people who have no problem with pissing people off for fun + idiots = trolling shitstorm
That's why I prefer to troll in RL. The look of "I can't believe you just said that shit to me" is priceless. Interwebz trolling is just faggotry.
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If I had Facebook, I would do the things I do here on Facebook.
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darknet
That is all.
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Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.
This is actually one of the best posts I've read in over a week. Sad.......
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Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.
This is actually one of the best posts I've read in over a week. Sad.......
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OP thinks Im the best
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8===========D
yay!
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Dontasemebro
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I only learned what the word 'trolling' means aabout 6 weeks ago. I have been working hard at it, and it looks like I have come tot he right place. Still being new to this, can I ask a potentially un-PC question? Do you all actually live under bridges?
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RIA gives you like a fucking PhD in trolling
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RIA gives you like a fucking PhD in trolling
It does seem like the best place to grow as a troll. BTW have you ever seen a movie called 'Star Wars'? A lot of people have recommended I watch it.
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I have only seen one of the Star Wars movies. It was terrible.
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I trolled my neighbor so hard last night when I stole the lawnmower out of his shed.
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Fuck his wife while you're at it.
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If I had Facebook, I would do the things I do here on Facebook.
No, you probably wouldn't. There are social constraints and such that would probably hold you back from, say, telling some chick you know IRL "hey babe I heard you're a nigger lover" on FB, or "bro I accidentally ran over your cat/dog/little brother this morning, sorry" to a bro of yours. I mean in this day and age that's pretty much the least that will get a fanciful reaction out of anyone without just making you seem like a douche/prick/asshat.
So yeah FB is not the best trolling mechanism. Not that it is never used for that purpose, but pretty rarely actually.
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Ok so I tried out the "Star Wars" bit. Great idea! I have received more than 15 replies - what is the passing grade?
I would love to try this on Facebook, but I don't have an account because I don't have the pre-requisite vagina.
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I think you were supposed to try it on a geeky scifi forum. half of the replies were just ppl trolling along with you
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I know, but all roads lead to Rome lol
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Ok I think I have basic trolling down. Any advanced tips?
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Sometimes I put half regular coffee in the decaf coffee pot, and strike up conversations about the more prominent psychological effect of drinking coffee to anyone buying decaf while they jitter. I work at 7-11.
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I never understood why people would buy decaf, i thought the point of coffee was the caffeine, the taste is just so god awful...
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No, taste is a major part of it, but you have to go for espresso, the original coffee. It tastes like coffee, and it is good. What I don't understand is the Starbuck's/Second Cup phenomenon. It is all caffeine, and no flavour, so they give you a bunch of condiments to cover up. Whenever I am dragged there I always order a Venti full fat caramel latte with whipped cream and sugar sprinkles on top, and then snicker to myself, because their regular customers find my order odd. My other favourite trick is to go up to the counter and ask for a coffee, and then act confused when they ask me to specify.
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I order straight up, putting up an act to make it seems like your $5 is justified is stupid and backwards.
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I hate going to coffee shops.
Honestly, one of my worst customer experiences is in coffee shops.
"I'd like a large latte. Make it that Sinful Delight one."
"What size did you say?"
"Large."
"You mean, black right?"
"No, I don't want black coffee."
"No, the size is called Black."
"Oh. Well, what the sizes?"
"Black, Maroon, Red."
"What? Okay, what's the biggest size?"
"Black."
"Give me fucking coffee, please. PLEASE"
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Seriously try this at Starbucks:
"Coffee please"
"Espresso?"
"No, just coffee."
"Latte?"
"Coffee"
"Machiato?"
"Just a coffee flavoured coffee please"
"Columbian?"
"Is this a fucking coffee shop, or are you trying to sell me drugs?"
"Caramel?"
"What?"
"Caramel? Cream? Milk?"
"Only if it tastes like the coffee you're putting it into"
"What size?"
"Coffee"
"Excuse me sir?"
"Coffee"
"Venti?"
"Coffee"
"Yes, but what size?"
"Coffee"
"To go?"
"Fuck you"
"Pardon me sir?"
"Coffee"
"To go or to stay?"
"Coffee"
"Sir, we have other patrons, and I need to take your order"
"Coffee"
"It is in your best interests to just answer my questions, so we can serve you quickly as well as the people behind you"
*punchline*
"My best interests? When I went to YOUR trendy coffee shops? When I threw down 5$ at YOUR counter? When I lined up at YOUR intitutional service stations? All I wanted was a coffee and you wouldn't give it to me. Just a coffee and you wouldn't give it to me!"
Then stomp off muttering to yourself and head to the back of the line fo a second run.
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Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.
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Then stomp off muttering to yourself and head to the back of the line for a second run.
Inherent flaw in humanity
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Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.
Welcome to my sig.
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I'm honored anytime I see a quote that is either mine or is about me show up in someone's signature.