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Offline Edel Rommel

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Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« on: February 25, 2011, 06:02:49 pm »
Unless your gym teachers your dad. Then, she'll jack off your math teacher.
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« Reply #1 on: February 25, 2011, 06:30:22 pm »
What if my math teacher is my gym teacher?
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« Reply #2 on: February 25, 2011, 07:06:54 pm »
who care about hand relief, that bitch better not give him a blumpkin.
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« Reply #3 on: February 25, 2011, 08:23:20 pm »
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« Reply #4 on: February 25, 2011, 11:07:24 pm »
Quote from: Rezin99 on February 25, 2011, 07:06:54 pm
who care about hand relief, that bitch better not give him a blumpkin.
I agree.  This would be the ultimate disgrace. 
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2011, 01:19:42 am »
I bet the Gym Teacher felt pretty good about it.
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
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Re: Because if you don't, your mom will jack off your gym teacher.
« Reply #7 on: April 02, 2011, 03:32:43 am »
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