The Internet's Obsession with Trolling is Trolling in on Itself

[Kenneth Kenstar]

I trolled my neighbor so hard last night when I stole the lawnmower out of his shed.

[undiscoveredbum]

Fuck his wife while you're at it.

[Mansa Musa III]

If I had Facebook, I would do the things I do here on Facebook.

No, you probably wouldn't. There are social constraints and such that would probably hold you back from, say, telling some chick you know IRL "hey babe I heard you're a nigger lover" on FB, or "bro I accidentally ran over your cat/dog/little brother this morning, sorry" to a bro of yours. I mean in this day and age that's pretty much the least that will get a fanciful reaction out of anyone without just making you seem like a douche/prick/asshat.

So yeah FB is not the best trolling mechanism. Not that it is never used for that purpose, but pretty rarely actually.

[Buck Turgidson]

Ok so I tried out the "Star Wars" bit.  Great idea!  I have received more than 15 replies - what is the passing grade?

I would love to try this on Facebook, but I don't have an account because I don't have the pre-requisite vagina.

[Fake from State Jarm]

I think you were supposed to try it on a geeky scifi forum. half of the replies were just ppl trolling along with you

[Buck Turgidson]

I know, but all roads lead to Rome lol

[Buck Turgidson]

Ok I think I have basic trolling down.  Any advanced tips?

[Snowbound Milk]

Sometimes I put half regular coffee in the decaf coffee pot, and strike up conversations about the more prominent psychological effect of drinking coffee to anyone buying decaf while they jitter. I work at 7-11.

[Croix]

I never understood why people would buy decaf, i thought the point of coffee was the caffeine, the taste is just so god awful...

[Buck Turgidson]

No, taste is a major part of it, but you have to go for espresso, the original coffee.  It tastes like coffee, and it is good.  What I don't understand is the Starbuck's/Second Cup phenomenon.  It is all caffeine, and no flavour, so they give you a bunch of condiments to cover up.  Whenever I am dragged there I always order a Venti full fat caramel latte with whipped cream and sugar sprinkles on top, and then snicker to myself, because their regular customers find my order odd.  My other favourite trick is to go up to the counter and ask for a coffee, and then act confused when they ask me to specify.

[Snowbound Milk]

I order straight up, putting up an act to make it seems like your $5 is justified is stupid and backwards.

[Kenneth Kenstar]

I hate going to coffee shops.

Honestly, one of my worst customer experiences is in coffee shops.

"I'd like a large latte. Make it that Sinful Delight one."

"What size did you say?"

"Large."

"You mean, black right?"

"No, I don't want black coffee."

"No, the size is called Black."

"Oh. Well, what the sizes?"

"Black, Maroon, Red."

"What? Okay, what's the biggest size?"

"Black."

"Give me fucking coffee, please. PLEASE"

[Buck Turgidson]

Seriously try this at Starbucks:

"Coffee please"
"Espresso?"
"No, just coffee."
"Latte?"
"Coffee"
"Machiato?"
"Just a coffee flavoured coffee please"
"Columbian?"
"Is this a fucking coffee shop, or are you trying to sell me drugs?"
"Caramel?"
"What?"
"Caramel? Cream? Milk?"
"Only if it tastes like the coffee you're putting it into"
"What size?"
"Coffee"
"Excuse me sir?"
"Coffee"
"Venti?"
"Coffee"
"Yes, but what size?"
"Coffee"
"To go?"
"Fuck you"
"Pardon me sir?"
"Coffee"
"To go or to stay?"
"Coffee"
"Sir, we have other patrons, and I need to take your order"
"Coffee"
"It is in your best interests to just answer my questions, so we can serve you quickly as well as the people behind you"
*punchline*
"My best interests?  When I went to YOUR trendy coffee shops?  When I threw down 5$ at YOUR counter?  When I lined up at YOUR intitutional service stations?  All I wanted was a coffee and you wouldn't give it to me.  Just a coffee and you wouldn't give it to me!"
Then stomp off muttering to yourself and head to the back of the line fo a second run.

[Mogar]

Leo

I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.

You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.

Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.

I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.

[Snowbound Milk]

Then stomp off muttering to yourself and head to the back of the line for a second run.

Inherent flaw in humanity

[Pterrydactyl]

Leo
I think you are the most annoying poster on this site, honestly.
You are like two llamavores with twice as many animals fucking.
Your posts make me reconsider how long I've been here.
I honestly wonder if you are actually Chris Tucker.

Welcome to my sig.

[Leo]

I'm honored anytime I see a quote that is either mine or is about me show up in someone's signature.