Damen's on crack.

[enragedlobster]

DamenDome (12:20:50 AM): Ever since  played FF7, I can't think of the word "promised" or "land" in the same sentence without thinking of FF7
DamenDome (12:21:00 AM): That sentence contradicts itself
EnragedLobster89 (12:21:11 AM): >.>
DamenDome (12:21:17 AM): It's an emo sentence that hates itself
DamenDome (12:21:25 AM): Yeah you little whore of a sentence
DamenDome (12:21:30 AM): CUT CUT CUT'
DamenDome (12:21:41 AM): Ev- Sinc- pla- FF7 ----------------------------
DamenDome (12:21:45 AM): CUT CUT CUT
DamenDome (12:21:47 AM): -----------------------------------
DamenDome (12:21:51 AM): OH GOD OH GOD
DamenDome (12:21:54 AM): HE'S DEAD
EnragedLobster89 (12:21:57 AM): o.o
DamenDome (12:21:58 AM): HE'S FUCKING DEAD
EnragedLobster89 (12:22:07 AM): I'm slightly disturbed.
DamenDome (12:22:11 AM): EL, what the fuck did you do?!
DamenDome (12:22:19 AM): A SENTENCE IS DEAD BECAUSE OF YOU
DamenDome (12:22:27 AM): MAN DUDE YOU ARE IN DEEP SHIT
DamenDome (12:22:31 AM): DEEEEEEP SHIT
DamenDome (12:22:37 AM): I...I CAN'T BE SEEN WITH YOU
DamenDome (12:22:38 AM): GOODBYE
EnragedLobster89 (12:22:48 AM): o god
DamenDome (12:22:53 AM): EL, what are you doing here?
DamenDome (12:22:59 AM): Take a seat
DamenDome (12:23:03 AM): Take a seat
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:13 AM): I'd prefer to stand, thanks.
DamenDome (12:23:24 AM): What are you doing here, tonight?
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:46 AM): Not much.
DamenDome (12:23:49 AM): And, more importantly, what's in the sentence bag?
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:54 AM): Bored on a Friday night.
EnragedLobster89 (12:23:57 AM): Words.
DamenDome (12:24:01 AM): Words?
DamenDome (12:24:06 AM): Dead words?
EnragedLobster89 (12:24:12 AM): No, just words.
DamenDome (12:24:17 AM): CODE BANANA
DamenDome (12:24:22 AM): MOVE MOVE MOVE
EnragedLobster89 (12:24:23 AM): They can't be dead, being inanimate.
DamenDome (12:24:25 AM): TAKE THE BASTARD DOWN
DamenDome (12:24:37 AM): GET ON THE GROUND
DamenDome (12:24:41 AM): GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND'
DamenDome (12:24:58 AM): GET ON THE MOTHERFUCKING GROUND
EnragedLobster89 (12:24:59 AM): No, I think I'll stay standing.
DamenDome (12:25:16 AM): PUT YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEAD
DamenDome (12:25:23 AM): PUT THE MOTHERFUCKING HANDS UP
EnragedLobster89 (12:25:26 AM): It's too cold.
EnragedLobster89 (12:25:39 AM): I'm keeping them in my pockets for warmth.
DamenDome (12:25:41 AM): I HAVE A FUCKING MACHINE GUN FULL OF LOADED oxETS
DamenDome (12:25:47 AM): YOU COULD BE DEAD IN HALF A SECOND
EnragedLobster89 (12:25:53 AM): Loaded oxets?
DamenDome (12:26:03 AM): DROP YOUR DRAWERS AND TOUCH YOUR TOES. I'M GONNA MAKE YOU A WOMAN
EnragedLobster89 (12:26:24 AM): Hell no.
DamenDome (12:26:35 AM): EL
DamenDome (12:26:38 AM): Are you scared?
EnragedLobster89 (12:26:58 AM): Not really.
DamenDome (12:26:58 AM): Are you scared, EL?
DamenDome (12:27:03 AM): Well you shou- wait, you aren't?
DamenDome (12:27:26 AM): ...
DamenDome (12:27:30 AM): You aren't?
DamenDome (12:27:33 AM): Seriously
EnragedLobster89 (12:27:34 AM): Nope.
DamenDome (12:27:37 AM): ...Dammit...well, you're on scare tactics...
EnragedLobster89 (12:28:00 AM): What, that faggot show where they try to scare people?
DamenDome (12:28:09 AM): Y...yes.
DamenDome (12:28:16 AM): Here
DamenDome (12:28:24 AM): Take this hundred dollar bill
DamenDome (12:28:29 AM): For being such a good sport
DamenDome (12:28:38 AM): After taxes...you owe us 30 dollars
DamenDome (12:28:40 AM): HAHAHAHHAAHA
DamenDome (12:28:44 AM): *jumps out window*
DamenDome (12:28:48 AM): *flies away*
EnragedLobster89 (12:28:53 AM): ...
EnragedLobster89 (12:29:00 AM): *takes $100*
EnragedLobster89 (12:29:05 AM): *doesn't pay taxes*

[Fake from State Jarm]

omg EL doesnt know what code banana means good thing he left what a nubface