Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on November 16, 2007, 09:34:04 pm
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So I've been trying for a while to get the balls to talk to the girl I like. I finally do it. So I'm walking down the hall, talking with her, having a nice conversation, when some FUCKHEAD comes, just barges RIGHT FUCKING IN, fucking INTERRUPTS ME, and literally PUSHES ME OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY. WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK. GO DROWN IN YOUR OWN VOMIT, YOU MOTHERFUCKING ASSHOLE.
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I just watched the BME PAIN OLYMPICS. The word balls not makes me cringe. Anyway.
Thats happened to me more times then I can count, but most of the time by the girls friends. Did he interrupt the conversation, start one with her then walk away and leave you out of it? If so, kill him.
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No. HE FUCKING PUSHED ME OUT OF HIS FUCKING WAY and then he walked away!
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One solution. Shoot the school up.
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Seeing as there are (or were) two guys at my school with a hit list... And one just got expelled... Nope. Not valid.
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If anybody refuses to shoot up their school solely because they're get expelled, I think they've got bigger problems than girls.
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>_>
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dude that shit happens to everyone
girls usually get mad at whoever does it on the inside, unless they think the guy is really hot
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I would yell at him, and if he decided to mess with me, seriously, I would beat him down.
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but flask, you dont like girls in the first place
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First of all if it's just some guy you don't know, and he's stupid enough to touch you let alone with the fact that he's completely cock blocking then you were just a bitch right there. In that situation I'd just ask the guy what the fuck he's doing. You should have been this ll close to beating the fucking shit out of anybody that puts a finger on you in an oppressive manner let alone is cock blocking you. If you're really mad, and not a fucking retard then just let it go, but don't let this be failure by letting this mistake happen again, because only until then it will be failure.
BTW I suggest you look up some boxing techniques this way you could probably have a edge. Most people have no idea how to fight.
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One soltution.
Plot his down fall. infrom the toughest kid in the school that your enemy insulted him and challenged him (The toughest kid in school) to a fight then sit back and watch the fire works.
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Hahaha, I love the advice that's being dispensed.
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but flask, you dont like girls in the first place
I love girls.
Well, some of them.
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One solution. Shoot the school up.
Agreed. Better yet, do it with a Crossbow. Everybody loves Crossbows.
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One solution. Shoot the school up.
Agreed. Better yet, do it with a Crossbow. Everybody loves Crossbows.
Only noobs use crossbows. Real men tie a rope to a tree and fling babies from that.
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Crossbows are nice and all, but these are better. I don't support school shootings unless you use one of these:
(http://library.thinkquest.org/22866/Dutch/Plaatjes/ballista.gif)
Bonus points if you do it in a Roman Legionnaire's uniform. I'm pretty sure the guy manning the ballista in the picture is actually an auxilia but that's not important.
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but flask, you dont like girls in the first place
I love girls.
Well, some of them.
name two that your not related to, even girls that you like will be fine >_>
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I didn't come here for advice, and I'm glad I didn't: it's either retarded/obviously a joke, or suggesting something that would get me expelled. Or both.
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name two that your not related to, even girls that you like will be fine >_>
Unless you're a dolt, you know that young love comes and goes. As a young man, I cannot say "I love blank". I don't know who I love yet. Me saying I love girls means girls in general. It's like asking me if I am enjoying an unopened can of tonic. I may like carbonated beverages in general, but I won't know if I like that particular brand and flavor until I drink it up.
You get my point?
Anyways, Cynic....what were you looking for from this topic? If not advice, then....sympathy? If that's what you want, I believe we all sympathize with you.
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This was more just to vent than anything. You will very rarely see me looking for sympathy, if ever.
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name two that your not related to, even girls that you like will be fine >_>
Unless you're a dolt, you know that young love comes and goes. As a young man, I cannot say "I love blank". I don't know who I love yet. Me saying I love girls means girls in general. It's like asking me if I am enjoying an unopened can of tonic. I may like carbonated beverages in general, but I won't know if I like that particular brand and flavor until I drink it up.
You get my point?
Anyways, Cynic....what were you looking for from this topic? If not advice, then....sympathy? If that's what you want, I believe we all sympathize with you.
besides the person with the last name longer than mine (and im not even sure if you liked her) name just 2 girls you have LIKED not even love
flask likes teh menz