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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: eliminat on December 05, 2007, 10:20:22 pm

Title: They're after me....
Post by: eliminat on December 05, 2007, 10:20:22 pm

Learn to protect yourself!!!!!!11111SHIFT+1!!!!!!2!!!!!!!DFlorida!!!!!!!


http://www.amazon.com/Defend-Yourself-Agai...505&sr=1-12 (http://www.amazon.com/Defend-Yourself-Against-Alien-Abduction/dp/0609802631/ref=sr_1_12?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1196914505&sr=1-12)


"Obviously this book is not for everyone. In fact, if you're not having a problem with alien encounters I would reccommend you just steer clear of learning any more about it because the more you know the more susceptible you are to being abducted. Unfortunately some people, such as myself, have remained targets for alien abduction despite efforts to distance ourselves from them. I'm just happy there's finally a resource on how to simply live your life and avoid the repeated trauma of alien abduction. Thank you Ann Druffel for understanding the needs of the adbucted."

Title: They're after me....
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 05, 2007, 10:25:46 pm

Stupid books are stupid.

Smart books are smart.

(http://www.zombiereportingcenter.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/calendar.jpg)

Title: They're after me....
Post by: eliminat on December 05, 2007, 10:27:42 pm

I prefer the video Zombie Survival Guide.

[a href=\"http://billjaquette.net/2007/09/06/zombie-survival/\" target=\"_blank\"]http://billjaquette.net/2007/09/06/zombie-survival/ (http://billjaquette.net/2007/09/06/zombie-survival/)[/a]