Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V

Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Mr_Cynic on December 06, 2007, 07:32:35 pm

Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 06, 2007, 07:32:35 pm
You know the drill: I'm in a crappy, depressed mood and I need you to make me laugh.  I won't follow links.
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Grand Poobah Marx on December 06, 2007, 08:17:45 pm
Not a Rick Roll.

Rick Roll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f2b1D5w82yU)
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Lord Doom on December 06, 2007, 08:32:27 pm
DEFINITELY NOT a rickroll

not a rickroll (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI)
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: The Ambiguity on December 07, 2007, 04:45:36 pm
Sad you're in a crappy mood, Cynic. Saw this on one of my friends livejournals and giggled. Hope that you atleast chortle.

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v64/Ravindra_Anima/lolcatsdotcomurzklbuj1b3n574a.jpg)

Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: wethepeople on December 07, 2007, 04:48:57 pm
First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: "What did you do at recess?"

Sarah says, "I played in the sand box."

Teacher says, "That's good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh-baked cookie."

She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did at recess.

Morris says, "I played with Sarah in the sand box."

Teacher says, "Good. If you write 'box' correctly on the blackboard, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."

Morris does, and gets a cookie. Teacher then asks Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud what he did at recess.

He says, "I tried to play with Sarah and Morris, but they threw rocks at me."

Teacher says, "Threw rocks at you? That sounds like blatant racial discrimination. If you can go the blackboard and write 'blatant racial discrimination' I'll give you a cookie."


<_<
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: wethepeople on December 07, 2007, 04:49:16 pm
.
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: evil greg guy on December 07, 2007, 05:15:14 pm
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Untelligent on December 07, 2007, 05:16:26 pm
(http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/ff76/untelligent/wob.png)
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Crunka on December 07, 2007, 06:26:34 pm
(http://imagechan.org/img/images/pictures_childrens_books.jpg)
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 07, 2007, 07:13:20 pm
Crunka was funny.
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Crunka on December 07, 2007, 07:21:17 pm
crunka delivers again!
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 07, 2007, 08:12:34 pm
NEED MOAR FUNNAY!
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 07, 2007, 09:49:41 pm
...
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: wethepeople on December 08, 2007, 05:35:36 pm
Why did the duck cross the road? It was having sex with the chickem
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on December 08, 2007, 05:48:08 pm
I like the pie. Is that funny?
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Commisar Gaunt on December 08, 2007, 08:50:55 pm
Quote from: wethepeople
Why did the duck cross the road? It was having sex with the chickem



I can just see this leaking out into the general cybernation public >_>
Title: Make me laugh.
Post by: Untelligent on December 08, 2007, 09:10:51 pm
A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are out fishing in the middle of a lake.

The priest says, "I'm thirsty," and steps out of the boat, walks across the water to the snack bar, buys a tonic, and walks back to the boat.

The minister says, "I'm thirsty, too," and walks across the water, gets a tonic, and walks back to the boat.

The rabbi says, "My turn," and steps out of the boat and falls in the water.


The minister turns to the priest and asks, "Do you think we should have told him where the rocks were?"