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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: ZPO4O on December 09, 2007, 04:10:18 am

Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: ZPO4O on December 09, 2007, 04:10:18 am
We were googling porn for some odd ass reason...when up tonicped a picture of goatsey...

>_>

I exclaimed "Ahh! Its goatsey!"

BIG FUCKING MISTAKE!

I then had to explain to her what it was, and how I knew about it...

Well, along with the explanation, a few other name drops may have appeared...

*coughunholytrinitytubgirlharliquinfetuslemonpartycough*

<_<

So before I knew it, I was forced to tell her what the unholy trinity was...when I refused, she said shed simply google the images herself. I tried to stop her by telling her, but it was too late!

The first to come up was tubgirl!

Next was the fetus, followed up by the round trip homerun of lemon party.

Up till today I have only seen goatsey and tubgirl...thanks to my girlfriend today, I have experienced the unholy trinity + lemon party.

My eyes burn, I feel like Im carrying some STD, and I can now say that because of her, I have manned up and seen the unholy trinity in its whole.

;_;
Made a man...but not in the fun way...
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Crunka on December 09, 2007, 04:15:42 am
at least you haven't seen the BME pain olympics...

*shrugs*
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: ZPO4O on December 09, 2007, 04:17:31 am
<_<

I have seen kids in the sandbox...does that count for anything?
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Ganon5 on December 09, 2007, 08:30:08 am
Harlequin Fetus doesn't bother me really, although it is kinda eerie
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Vector on December 09, 2007, 08:37:20 am
oh god....
didnt know what this was...googled it


0_0
thats just fucking nasty

Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Vice Man on December 09, 2007, 10:11:26 am
How did she react to the pictures? Why on Earth did she google them, knowing they were as gross as goatse?
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: —- on December 09, 2007, 10:36:40 am
Sadly, I've seen them before myself >__> Very disturbing.
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: ZPO4O on December 09, 2007, 04:06:10 pm
yeah the fetus is just...weird...

<_<

I still say tubgirl is the worst of them all.
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: —- on December 09, 2007, 07:10:46 pm
I had to look at that one for a little while, then I saw it. It was an "Oh shit" moment.
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: dester55 on December 09, 2007, 07:19:30 pm
i cant find unholy trinity. maybe this is a good thing...
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: ZPO4O on December 09, 2007, 07:30:34 pm
Yeaaaaah...that one is just WRONG!
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Vice Man on December 09, 2007, 10:23:28 pm
Quote from: dester55
i cant find unholy trinity. maybe this is a good thing...

The Unholy Trinity is Goatse + Tubgirl + the Harlequin Fetus. There is no picture named "Unholy Trinity".
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on December 10, 2007, 09:38:06 am
(http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/496/chaplin3yg2.gif)
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Jon Lowe on December 10, 2007, 06:48:03 pm
so its a good thing not to look these up?
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Kaiser on December 10, 2007, 06:51:54 pm
No no no. Definitly look them up.
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Mr_Cynic on December 10, 2007, 07:37:25 pm
First time I saw goatse I was like, "What the fuck?"  After one second, the limited shock wore off, and then it was more the, "Why in God's name is this on the Internet?  Who took this picture?"
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Lord Doom on December 10, 2007, 07:51:24 pm
ive only seen meatspin so im ok with not seeing anymore
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: GRX Dragon on December 11, 2007, 08:32:02 pm
Quote from: Loren
Sadly, I've seen them before myself >__> Very disturbing.

Some things just shouldn't ever exist, at all. Nor do I see how this makes anyone a man. Especially the harlequin fetus stuff, that's a real disease (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harlequin_type_ichthyosis).
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: Suini on December 12, 2007, 07:02:49 pm
check out two girls one cup......thats some fun!
Title: So...My girlfriend made me a man today! ^_^
Post by: anima1111 on December 13, 2007, 04:08:26 pm
meatspin is WEAK SAUCE