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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Reoga on January 03, 2008, 07:54:36 pm

Title: Small dogs
Post by: Reoga on January 03, 2008, 07:54:36 pm

I have yet another reason to hate them
A friend of mine left her boy friend and is staying with me till she gets her own place
She has that dog from Men in Black the one that works at the news stand
Well I’m a cat person my cat is bigger than this dog
To day I come home and my bed is all torn a part
And there is a hole the middle in my mattress
I find the dog in my bath room eating a piece of foam
I want to kill this dog  

Title: Small dogs
Post by: eliminat on January 03, 2008, 08:15:32 pm

"You're a guy if the idea of punting a small dog amuses you"

Title: Small dogs
Post by: —- on January 03, 2008, 08:19:55 pm

Quote from: eliminat

"You're a guy if the idea of punting a small dog amuses you"

That's not true.. I'm not a guy.. o__x

Title: Small dogs
Post by: Untelligent on January 03, 2008, 08:20:09 pm

Your typing style is arguably the most aggravating legible writing it has ever been my displeasure to read.

Title: Small dogs
Post by: Reoga on January 03, 2008, 08:20:59 pm

It amuses me not when it eats my bed
I never said I wanted to punt it
I want my cat to eat it how ever

Title: Small dogs
Post by: Vector on January 03, 2008, 09:14:50 pm

but we all know that cats>dogs
so why do you want an inpure kitty?

Title: Small dogs
Post by: wethepeople on January 04, 2008, 12:40:36 am

English just called, they said "MAKE HIM STOP RAPING ME."

Anyway, WTF @ Your Avatar. If your gonna spam ass shots, at least make them sexy. Hentai is not sexy. <_<

Title: Small dogs
Post by: Reoga on January 04, 2008, 06:00:07 pm

Neon Genesis Evangelion its th only "boy" ainme I have.

Name: Rei Ayanami

Age: 14

Gender: Female

Occupation: Student and Evangelion pilot    

Rei is extremely timid, shy and at times almost seems withdrawn from the world around her. She finds it incredibly hard to express her feelings towards others and as a consequence isn't the kind of person who makes friends that easily. All of Rei's personnel records have been erased, she has no parents and there is no trail leading to her past, it would seem that her existence begins at a dead end.

She was the first child to be chosen to pilot an Eva, in particular EVA-00, in accordance with the Marduk institute. Though unfortunately she was seriously injured during her first attempt to synchronise with her Eva when it mysteriously went out of control. Fortunately Commander Ikari rescued her and she survived the accident, her next attempt at synchronisation was successful and she has now become the active pilot of EVA-00. Whether or not this is by choice is unknown, Rei simply seems to do as she is told without complaining, something which Shinji is known for doing.

The truth is though, Rei is in fact not human, that is not entirely. She is a by-product of the human instrumentality project, artificially created and implanted with the soul of Yui Ikari. Rei has only one soul, however, NERV have created multiple bodies, or vessels, for Rei's soul in the event of her death. Indeed Rei is killed twice, by both Naoko Akagi and the sixteenth Angel.


 

Title: Small dogs
Post by: Reoga on January 06, 2008, 02:41:38 am

Dam it I cant sleep with loren any more she drools in her sleep.
I need a new bed now!!!!
*my BFF loren not RIA loren*