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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Reoga on January 19, 2008, 11:51:22 am

Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: Reoga on January 19, 2008, 11:51:22 am
If you could pick the way you would die what, and how would it happen?

For me just as long as I can say "Theres too many of them!" Ill die happy.
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: Prince Tomb on January 19, 2008, 11:55:05 am
Either from a heart attack while fuckin(dying happy) or in a sword fight
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Post by: Dontasemebro on January 19, 2008, 12:05:06 pm
having sex while sword fighting ninjas and saying "there's just too many of them!"
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Post by: DrunkWino on January 19, 2008, 12:09:14 pm
Ever see a movie called "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?"

(http://grumpasaurus.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_dr_strangelove.01.jpg)
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: —- on January 19, 2008, 01:52:50 pm
Well, I'm most afraid of drowning, but it seems pretty peaceful compared to a sword in the ass or a oxet in the eye.
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Post by: Prince Tomb on January 19, 2008, 02:07:31 pm
Quote from: Loren
Well, I'm most afraid of drowning
Me too...bad childhood experience...
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Post by: Vector on January 19, 2008, 02:18:13 pm
hmm
either in a fight of insurmountable odds
or assinated (dont know why)
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Post by: Reoga on January 19, 2008, 02:18:55 pm
Loren but how do you want to die?
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: —- on January 19, 2008, 02:27:40 pm
Quote from: Prince Tomb
Quote from: Loren
Well, I'm most afraid of drowning
Me too...bad childhood experience...
I've almost drowned 4 times. It gets really annoying after a while.


Reoga, I meant that I'd rather drown if I got to chose how to die.
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Post by: Joker on January 19, 2008, 02:29:39 pm
Autoerotic asphyxiation (http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y250/DastardlyBadGuy/emote/rar.gif)
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Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on January 19, 2008, 04:42:38 pm
I want to die while firing two machine guns at a horde of enemies. I'd tell my comrades: "Go now! Leave me! I 'll hold them off!" And they'd be like: "We can't leave you behind!" And I'd be like: "Go!" And I'd shut the door, locking it so they'd have no choice to run but the girl that loves me would be pounding on the door screaming my name before my friends drug her off. Then I'd turn around and run right at the horde of whatevers firing both machine guns all cool like.


Then I'd want to be a ghost so I could fuck around with people.
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on January 19, 2008, 04:51:36 pm
Why would I want to cease bodily functions?

This query is invalid anyhow as I am immortal.
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on January 19, 2008, 09:04:15 pm
Anything, ANYTHING, but drowning.  I'm not hydrophobic, but I'm pretty much phobic of being submerged in water above my waist.  As in, I begin hyperventilating and panicking for no readily apprarent reason.
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Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on January 19, 2008, 09:22:41 pm
Dear Mr. Mr. Opinions of those who maintain that self-interest is the primary motive of human behaviour, and are disinclined to rely upon sincerity, human virtue, or altruism as motivations, you sound like a slang term for a feline or the female reproductive organ.

However, I am not here to judge no matter how humorous you "condition" may be. Is your emotional response to tangible and realistic dangers because of the common chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life itself or perhaps aquatic life such as Selachimorpha?
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: —- on January 19, 2008, 09:40:38 pm
Quote from: Mr_Cynic
Anything, ANYTHING, but drowning.  I'm not hydrophobic, but I'm pretty much phobic of being submerged in water above my waist.  As in, I begin hyperventilating and panicking for no readily apprarent reason.
The first time I almost drowned I was stuck in the middle of this huge ass pool, on the 8ft side, my head half in the water, and I'd have to jump to breathe for a second, then end up breathing in water at the same time. I was stuck like that for 5 whole min. until someone got me out and thought I was faking.

After that, it doesn't get much worse.
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Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on January 19, 2008, 09:44:48 pm
Hm, if you have almost ceased bodily functions due to suffocation when a liquid causes interruption of the body's absorption of oxygen from the air leading to asphyxia several times then perhaps you shouldn't enter chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life, eh?
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: evil greg guy on January 19, 2008, 09:49:42 pm
Quote from: DrunkWino
Ever see a movie called "Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb?"

(http://grumpasaurus.com/gallery/albums/userpics/10001/normal_dr_strangelove.01.jpg)


LOL, i laughed my ass off at that movie.

I would do what that guy did, except i woiuld quote bruce willis.
"YIPPEKAYA MUTHERFUCKERS!!"



Or as a martyr.
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Post by: Dontasemebro on January 20, 2008, 12:04:04 am
Quote from: Elijah S Konderwink
Dear Mr. Mr. Opinions of those who maintain that self-interest is the primary motive of human behaviour, and are disinclined to rely upon sincerity, human virtue, or altruism as motivations, you sound like a slang term for a feline or the female reproductive organ.

However, I am not here to judge no matter how humorous you "condition" may be. Is your emotional response to tangible and realistic dangers because of the common chemical substance that is essential to all known forms of life itself or perhaps aquatic life such as Selachimorpha?
you did it wrong, you have created error.  Look for bold.
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Post by: Reoga on January 20, 2008, 12:10:44 am
Oh snap
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Post by: —- on January 20, 2008, 12:14:51 am
Headache time is now.
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Post by: enragedlobster on January 20, 2008, 12:16:08 am
Before I'm old. Old age scares me.
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Post by: Emperor Whimsical on January 20, 2008, 01:40:46 am
Falling off something.

Then I'd play

"Another one bites the dust" at my funeral
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Post by: Elijah S Konderwink on January 20, 2008, 05:50:08 am
All beings are capable of error!

I never claimed I was any different.
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Post by: Vice Man on January 20, 2008, 08:59:29 am
Quote from: Adolf Von Sippycup
I want to die while firing two machine guns at a horde of enemies. I'd tell my comrades: "Go now! Leave me! I 'll hold them off!" And they'd be like: "We can't leave you behind!" And I'd be like: "Go!" And I'd shut the door, locking it so they'd have no choice to run but the girl that loves me would be pounding on the door screaming my name before my friends drug her off. Then I'd turn around and run right at the horde of whatevers firing both machine guns all cool like.


Then I'd want to be a ghost so I could fuck around with people.



That is pretty damn similar to what I intended to post.
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Post by: vgmmaster on January 20, 2008, 08:51:00 pm
I always thought that jumping off a bridge, hitting tons of rocks in a very long fall, landing in the ocean, get struck by lightning, and then have your body eaten alive could be quite the interesting death. You'd at least have 15 minutes of fame if you died like that.
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: DrunkWino on January 20, 2008, 10:03:07 pm
Quote from: vgmmaster
I always thought that jumping off a bridge, hitting tons of rocks in a very long fall, landing in the ocean, get struck by lightning, and then have your body eaten alive could be quite the interesting death. You'd at least have 15 minutes of fame if you died like that.

Having my testies blown off by C-4 also sounds interesting, but I wouldn't sign up for it.

/tis a rum night for da ole wino.
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 20, 2008, 10:14:17 pm
Quote from: Elijah S Konderwink
All beings are capable of error!

I never claimed I was any different.
To err is human, to forgive is divine. Thus it is natural for me to forgive you.
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: Crunka on January 21, 2008, 04:29:31 am
i'd get stabbed by the companion cube.
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Post by: Mr_Cynic on January 21, 2008, 10:32:15 am
I don't even know why I'm scared out water.  I've never had anything like Loren.
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Post by: —- on January 21, 2008, 11:58:45 am
Maybe it's just a thing. Be glad nothing has ever happened to you.
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Post by: Reoga on January 21, 2008, 03:48:03 pm
Yet.....
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Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on January 21, 2008, 05:00:12 pm
Quote from: Vice Man
Quote from: Adolf Von Sippycup
I want to die while firing two machine guns at a horde of enemies. I'd tell my comrades: "Go now! Leave me! I 'll hold them off!" And they'd be like: "We can't leave you behind!" And I'd be like: "Go!" And I'd shut the door, locking it so they'd have no choice to run but the girl that loves me would be pounding on the door screaming my name before my friends drug her off. Then I'd turn around and run right at the horde of whatevers firing both machine guns all cool like.


Then I'd want to be a ghost so I could fuck around with people.



That is pretty damn similar to what I intended to post.
Cause that would be the fucking best death in the world. I was inspired partially from the music I was listening to. It was "Hello Beastie" the music they play when Jack Sparrow charges right at the Kraken with his sword. I thought it would be so cool to just charge at the enemy, guns blazing, knowing full well that you weren't going to make it.
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Post by: King Pengu on January 22, 2008, 10:12:06 am
I don't care about the way I die, as long as it's because of murder.
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Post by: dark tyrant on January 22, 2008, 06:48:30 pm
I would want to die in a sucidel frontel charge against a huge horde of enemies all the while shouting " FOR GLORY!!!".

I'm a "go out with a blaze of glory" type of person.
Title: How would you like to die?
Post by: Adolf Von Sippycup on January 23, 2008, 05:59:52 pm
Quote from: dark tyrant
I would want to die in a sucidel frontel charge against a huge horde of enemies all the while shouting " FOR GLORY!!!".

I'm a "go out with a blaze of glory" type of person.
Just like me. xD I want to die epically or like what you said, in a blaze of glory.

Quote from: Loren
Headache time is now.
(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v117/Kirby07/Roflcats/270916538_37c1904290.jpg)
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Post by: schneereich on January 24, 2008, 11:46:13 am
i want to be in a space station or something, watch the whole planet nuke itself, then when it's over and i'm bored, jump out the window and explode.