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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Fake from State Jarm on January 24, 2008, 04:19:19 pm

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 24, 2008, 04:19:19 pm

Heath Ledger's mind is like a parachute.

it's dead



now u go. bcos.

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Dontasemebro on January 24, 2008, 04:34:14 pm

wuai mi?

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on January 24, 2008, 04:43:50 pm

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wuai mi?

because you wouldn't wait in line like everyone else, or leave when the men in suits told you.

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Reoga on January 24, 2008, 05:25:55 pm

I know the truth

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: King Pengu on January 25, 2008, 11:18:35 am

Quote from: Reoga

I know the truth

And what is the truth?

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: DrunkWino on January 25, 2008, 11:27:28 am

Quote from: King Pengu

Quote from: Reoga

I know the truth

And what is the truth?

If you've ever used Google Translate, there was a bug that was found yesterday or the day before. If you went there, did a English to Spanish translation of "heath ledger is dead," (without the quotes, and no cap letters,) the translator translated heath ledger to "Tom Cruise." It was on Fark.

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: King Pengu on January 25, 2008, 11:31:34 am

Why the heck it was translated as Tom Cruise?!?

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: DrunkWino on January 25, 2008, 11:34:46 am

Quote from: King Pengu

Why the heck it was translated as Tom Cruise?!?

Google must have some RIA'ers working there. Occasinally, you find funny little Easter Egg type quirks there. The most famous being the map to England.

Short version is that, for a while, if you went to Google Maps and plotted a course from the east coast of America to England, the map would direct you to the coast, then tell you to swim across the Atlantic.

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: King Pengu on January 25, 2008, 11:40:05 am

Quote from: DrunkWino

Quote from: King Pengu

Why the heck it was translated as Tom Cruise?!?

Google must have some RIA'ers working there. Occasinally, you find funny little Easter Egg type quirks there. The most famous being the map to England.

Short version is that, for a while, if you went to Google Maps and plotted a course from the east coast of America to England, the map would direct you to the coast, then tell you to swim across the Atlantic.

lulz, I think you're right, RIA'ers are working there. There cannot be another explanation, that's too insane for everyone else.

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Reoga on January 25, 2008, 05:10:21 pm

So Tom walks in says to Heath Ledger

" Heath we have this nice little club we want you come and join us"

Heath: " No thx Tom you all are kinda ......"

Tom " Kinda what Heath? Kinda what Heath!?!? Kinda.. CRAZY????? ILL FUCKIN SHOW YOU  CRAZY HEATH!!!!!"

Some randndom cults hold down Heath. Tom feeds him a Fuck ton of pills and the rest is history.

Tom: " HOWS THAT FOR SOME CRAZY SHIT HEATH! WHOS CRAZY NOW ???"

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Prince Tomb on January 25, 2008, 05:33:04 pm

I feel sry for Jake Gyllenhaal... He has no one to have buttsecks w/ anymore  

Sry couldn't help myself

Title: Minds are like Parachutes
Post by: Kaiser on January 25, 2008, 07:47:33 pm

Too soon.