Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Kenneth Kenstar on February 12, 2008, 10:33:43 am
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I'll put it as blunt as I can - I've had three friends die from smoking pot. They, like most people, believe that pot is non-lethal and won't kill you. You can't OD on pot, so they say. After reading up about it at http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/ (http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/), and other websites, I've confirmed (in addition to past experience) that yes, Weed is extremely lethal, is as addictive as most narcotics, and does long-term brain, lung, heart and kidney damage. So why do pot smokers continue to thrive on this website?
In America, there is only one source of weed: the sands of Iraq, colloquially known as 'terrorist land'. In theory, we're funding the terrorists the more we buy weed. More on to the point, weed is a geriatric drug that gives the user a longer lifespan, greater vitality, and heightened awareness; it can also unlock prescience in some subjects, depending upon the dosage and the consumer's physiology. Its use to enhance prescience makes interstellar travel possible. Weed is the most essential and valuable commodity in the universe. Its flavor strongly resembles that of cinnamon; however, each subsequent smoking reveals a different flavor.
A Pre-blunt mass is the precursor of weed; the mass is formed by the chemical alterations induced in water collected underground by sandtrout, the haploid forms of sandworms. These chemical processes produce gases, which build up until the mass explodes in what is known as a weed blow. This explosion kills most of the larvae and releases the weed onto the surface of the sands.
Collecting weed is hazardous in the extreme, since rhythmic activity on the desert surface of Iraq attracts the worms, which are four hundred meters in length on average, and very dangerous, capable of swallowing a mining crawler whole. Thus, the mining operation essentially consists of vacuuming it off the surface with a harvesting machine until a worm comes, at which time a carry-all aircraft lifts the mining vehicle to safety. The terrorists, who have learned to co-exist with the sandworms in the desert, harvest the spice manually for their own use and for smuggling off-planet.
Weed is in general use all over the universe, and is a sign of wealth. To ingest it is the ultimate display of conspicuous consumption. Iraq is central to the inhabited worlds of the universe because it is the sole source of weed.
Extensive use of the drug tints the sclera, cornea and iris of the user to a dark shade of blue, called "blue-in-blue" or "the Eyes of a Stoner," which is something of a source of pride amongst the stoners and a symbol of their tribal bond. The addicted often use tinted contact lenses to hide this discoloration.
Stoners depend upon weed for the heightened awareness and the prescient ability to see safe paths through space-time, allowing them to navigate gigantic trucks full of weed between hangouts. They exist within a cloud of weed in a tank; this extended exposure warps their bodies into a grotesque neotenic parody of a human fish.
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Everyone who smokes weed is just a fucking retard.
THIS. Some think weed is cool, but it's not in my opinion.
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ITT: Gross exaggerations.
First and foremost, despite the high chances of death associated with weed withdrawal, it's beneficial effects outnumber it's cons. I don't care if I'm helping finance terrorists or feed giant worms if I can uh... unlock prescience. Yes, that.
BTW, Interstellar travel? I fucking hate the constantly changing lingo. Calling it "getting high" is not enough? Now they compare it with flying to Alpha Centauri? Those bastards must be getting some really strong stuff.
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I completely agree with this topic, and have donated $4,000 to more research efforts.
SAIL ON, SILVERGIRL!
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http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/speak/vid...aspx?path=home# (http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/speak/videos.aspx?path=home#)
That kid with the braces is fucking ridiculous.. That's peer pressure.
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I like how all the stoners completely missed the point of this topic.
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Then it'll kill ya to know I was high when I read and responded to this. Heightened awareness, you know.
/maybe if you post a picture of a sand dune people might pick up on it.
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I like how all the stoners completely missed the point of this topic.
I actually thought it was serious too until part way through the second paragraph. Before that I was like "I think pot smokers aren't the only retards here..."
Well played good sir, well played.
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I'll put it as blunt as I can - I've had three friends die from smoking pot.
I stopped there. <_<
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Anyone who smokes pot is stupid.
THIS IS ADRESSED TO ALL YOU POT SMOKERS: DO YOU WANNA DIE? NO? THEN STOP SMOKING YOU RETARDS!!!
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I love Dune
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I love Dune
DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!! DING!!! DING!!! DING!!!!
Roddy, we have a winner! Tell her what she's won...
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I like how all the stoners completely missed the point of this topic.
I actually thought it was serious too until part way through the second paragraph. Before that I was like "I think pot smokers aren't the only retards here..."
Well played good sir, well played.
this
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I'll admit, I've tried it. Did nothing for me. It's just retarded.
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But seriously, I don't mind people who smoke anything. Stupid? Yes. Their life? Also yes.
I've never tried it, and I won't try it, cause I have no interest in smoking to get my mood up or get high. Talking to people =/= Drugs. If someone I know smokes, I won't care. I won't throw my opinion at them like a monkey slinging crap. Its their life, and they probably know the risks.
I rest my case.
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The title is true. The post is epic.
HAIL KENNEY
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When I saw the 400 meter thing, the first thing that came to mind was spice.
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How did it take some of you that long?
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The whole time I was reading this all I was thinking was "Kenny really needs to get high"
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if we found a way to synthesize weed in america, we wouldn't have a problem with how it might fund terrorists.
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I'll put it as blunt as I can - I've had three friends die from smoking pot. They, like most people, believe that pot is non-lethal and won't kill you. You can't OD on pot, so they say. After reading up about it at http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/ (http://www.abovetheinfluence.com/), and other websites, I've confirmed (in addition to past experience) that yes, Weed is extremely lethal, is as addictive as most narcotics, and does long-term brain, lung, heart and kidney damage. So why do pot smokers continue to thrive on this website?
In America, there is only one source of weed: the sands of Iraq, colloquially known as 'terrorist land'. In theory, we're funding the terrorists the more we buy weed. More on to the point, weed is a geriatric drug that gives the user a longer lifespan, greater vitality, and heightened awareness; it can also unlock prescience in some subjects, depending upon the dosage and the consumer's physiology. Its use to enhance prescience makes interstellar travel possible. Weed is the most essential and valuable commodity in the universe. Its flavor strongly resembles that of cinnamon; however, each subsequent smoking reveals a different flavor.
A Pre-blunt mass is the precursor of weed; the mass is formed by the chemical alterations induced in water collected underground by sandtrout, the haploid forms of sandworms. These chemical processes produce gases, which build up until the mass explodes in what is known as a weed blow. This explosion kills most of the larvae and releases the weed onto the surface of the sands.
Collecting weed is hazardous in the extreme, since rhythmic activity on the desert surface of Iraq attracts the worms, which are four hundred meters in length on average, and very dangerous, capable of swallowing a mining crawler whole. Thus, the mining operation essentially consists of vacuuming it off the surface with a harvesting machine until a worm comes, at which time a carry-all aircraft lifts the mining vehicle to safety. The terrorists, who have learned to co-exist with the sandworms in the desert, harvest the spice manually for their own use and for smuggling off-planet.
Weed is in general use all over the universe, and is a sign of wealth. To ingest it is the ultimate display of conspicuous consumption. Iraq is central to the inhabited worlds of the universe because it is the sole source of weed.
Extensive use of the drug tints the sclera, cornea and iris of the user to a dark shade of blue, called "blue-in-blue" or "the Eyes of a Stoner," which is something of a source of pride amongst the stoners and a symbol of their tribal bond. The addicted often use tinted contact lenses to hide this discoloration.
Stoners depend upon weed for the heightened awareness and the prescient ability to see safe paths through space-time, allowing them to navigate gigantic trucks full of weed between hangouts. They exist within a cloud of weed in a tank; this extended exposure warps their bodies into a grotesque neotenic parody of a human fish.
holy shit dude, im reading Dune right now
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WEED IS THE SOURCE OF ALL EVIL. ARREST THESE PEOPLE!
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Is he JUST wareing a cape?
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he also wears baby socks on each toe
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How did it take some of you that long?
I've never read Dune, nor have I watched it when it was on Sci-fi. The only reason I recognized it is from the commercials for it when it was on Sci-fi.
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Everyone who smokes weed is just a fucking retard.
THIS. Some think weed is cool, but it's not in my opinion.
Both QFT.
But I don't really care if people do it or not.
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Everyone who smokes weed is just a fucking retard.
THIS. Some think weed is cool, but it's not in my opinion.
Both QFT.
But I don't really care if people do it or not.
I don't either. I just they're retarded, but it's their life.
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O_o I only just realized the Dune reference, and only the part about the worms. Never read the books, saw the movie when I was, like, four, so I don't remember anything about it other than the worms.
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I didn't even read what hyperonic posted. It was too long for me.
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But seriously, I don't mind people who smoke anything. Stupid? Yes. Their life? Also yes.
I've never tried it, and I won't try it, cause I have no interest in smoking to get my mood up or get high. Talking to people =/= Drugs. If someone I know smokes, I won't care. I won't throw my opinion at them like a monkey slinging crap. Its their life, and they probably know the risks.
I rest my case.
I think you've been misinformed.
The reason I get stoned is because it feels REAL good. Anytime someone gives you a massage, or even just tickles your back or something, it's awesome. Hypersensitivity.
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Based on my knowledge of Kenny, I knew this was a joke going in. Based on my knowledge of Dune, I got the reference at "geriatric"