Random Insanity Alliance Forum, Mark V
Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on February 23, 2008, 10:33:00 pm
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Andy says:
>_> Random question, but are you truly a virgin?
loren says:
Yes. Why?
loren says:
I've never even had a real bf.
Andy says:
>_> Oh. Well...
Andy says:
wanna be a first?
loren says:
Sure?
Andy says:
*pulls down pants*
loren says:
Gasp.
Andy says:
*pulls your pigtails*
loren says:
Ouch.
Andy says:
*shoves CANDY deep into your throat*
Andy says:
ENF ENF ENF
loren says:
O:
loren says:
@:
Andy says:
OH GAWD
Andy says:
*splurges cream everywhere*
Andy says:
best sundae ever, right?
loren says:
Totally.
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me and loren*
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Wow, Damen.
Lanna 3, Damen 0
HAH!
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How is that Lanna 3? That's Lanna 2 Damen 1
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I think this constitutes as rape.
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How is that Lanna 3? That's Lanna 2 Damen 1
I told you she sleeps around.
And this:
Andy says:
Actually, your right
Andy says:
She does sleep around
Lanna 3, Damen 0
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I hope so
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How is that Lanna 3? That's Lanna 2 Damen 1
I told you she sleeps around.
And this:
Andy says:
Actually, your right
Andy says:
She does sleep around
Lanna 3, Damen 0
>_>; Damn! *fkees*
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Hate you.
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HAHAHA! Woot, 3 in one night!
I feel gooooooood.
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...wait...she said I was the only shes seeing at the time!!!
>_<
DAMN IT!
I COULDA BEEN HAVING THREESOMS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
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totally got a hard on
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...wait...she said I was the only shes seeing at the time!!!
>_<
DAMN IT!
I COULDA BEEN HAVING THREESOMS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
Better have a threesom with two girls, not a girl and a guy.
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...wait...she said I was the only shes seeing at the time!!!
>_<
DAMN IT!
I COULDA BEEN HAVING THREESOMS THIS WHOLE TIME!!!!
You pretty much were. I've been in her pants the entire time. Even when she takes them off, she can't get rid of me.
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Okay guys, I just had the weirdest fucking date ever.
So, I met this girl and we went out. It was kinda a blind date, right, met by a mutual friend. We went out, went to dinner and saw a movie. When the movie was over, it was clear by the way she looked at me that the date was not over. She said her parents were out for the weekend, so we went over to her house. We watched some TV, and soon it was midnight and time to head home...or not. She looked in my eyes and took off her top. There was her bright red bra, laying out for everyone to see...and everyone being me. She unhooked her bra, and I saw the most beautiful thing ever. She stood up, we started to fool around, and she unbuttoned her pants...when she slowly took off her pants, I caught a glimpse of her bright red panties when suddenly FUCKING Leo jumps out and starts dancing in a circle. She's there, screaming at Leo, "This is not the time, Leo!"
That's when she told me her name was Loren.
...Goddamit.
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LOL. Sounds like Loren, alright.
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Damen I told you not to tell anyone! ;__;
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leo has needs too.
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Damen, looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool
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leo has needs too.
I do. I told you Loren, all I wanted was a piece of fuckin' cake, if you had given me that, I wouldn't have had to jump out and rape Damen to see if he had any.
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Hey. You go rape Damen. The whole thing wasn't my style. I prefer Blue.
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And I prefer Black. So what?
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Blue is Zombie2000, you racist >_>
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I also could have said orange... but I hate this color....
And I didn't know it's him
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Hey. You go rape Damen. The whole thing wasn't my style. I prefer Blue.
You like just getting the extra air.
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you racist
No, I'm not.
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Hey. You go rape Damen. The whole thing wasn't my style. I prefer Blue.
You like just getting the extra air.
That and he's more fun
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*watches from the sidelines*
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*pushes Divineslasher to the front*
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Okay guys, I just had the weirdest fucking date ever.
So, I met this girl and we went out. It was kinda a blind date, right, met by a mutual friend. We went out, went to dinner and saw a movie. When the movie was over, it was clear by the way she looked at me that the date was not over. She said her parents were out for the weekend, so we went over to her house. We watched some TV, and soon it was midnight and time to head home...or not. She looked in my eyes and took off her top. There was her bright red bra, laying out for everyone to see...and everyone being me. She unhooked her bra, and I saw the most beautiful thing ever. She stood up, we started to fool around, and she unbuttoned her pants...when she slowly took off her pants, I caught a glimpse of her bright red panties when suddenly FUCKING Leo jumps out and starts dancing in a circle. She's there, screaming at Leo, "This is not the time, Leo!"
That's when she told me her name was Loren.
...Goddamit.
I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry.