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Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 10:48:12 pm
I'd stopped a few years ago but last year I've started up again. I want to quit, because I don't find it too much of an appealing habit. Why am I doing this? Not because of religion, but I want to prove to myself that I have the self-control to do it.


So I'm going to post in this topic with updates.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: wethepeople on March 02, 2008, 10:50:23 pm
Thats impossible man. <_< Seriously, literally, impossible.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 10:50:40 pm
Tase, I'm afraid that this topic is serious. =D
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2008, 10:51:52 pm
That WAS a joke...
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 10:53:20 pm
k. =D
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: DrunkWino on March 02, 2008, 10:56:29 pm
Good luck. Yer gonna need it.

/it is possible though.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2008, 10:56:45 pm
Also, do you have a girlfriend to help that doesnt cost money?
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 10:57:42 pm
I don't have a girlfriend
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2008, 10:58:27 pm
That'd seriously aid your quest to stop fapping
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 10:58:58 pm
Yes, but sadly the girl I love hardly notices me.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2008, 11:00:00 pm
that happens. soon you'll realize how big of a waste of time that kind of love is. but there's no way I can really convince you why.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 11:02:12 pm
I wouldn't call it a waste of time
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 02, 2008, 11:06:42 pm
Learning experience
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: WestWind on March 02, 2008, 11:09:15 pm
You know if you don't fap it's just going to come back at night and make a big mess...
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 02, 2008, 11:09:53 pm
fap fap fappin on heaven's dauar, hayy hayy, hayy hayy yeah, feels like i'm fappin on heaven's doarr
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Damen on March 02, 2008, 11:14:53 pm
Quote from: WestWind
You know if you don't fap it's just going to come back at night and make a big mess...

Not necessarily
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: WestWind on March 02, 2008, 11:23:13 pm
Quote from: Damen
Quote from: WestWind
You know if you don't fap it's just going to come back at night and make a big mess...

Not necessarily

Well at least for me that's what happens. Then again, I haven't tried in a while so maybe since I'm quite a bit older it won't be an issue. I may be trying this soon too.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: wethepeople on March 02, 2008, 11:48:31 pm
Wind is right. <_<
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Flask on March 03, 2008, 12:44:43 am
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO PRO- oh wait.

Quote from: Damen
I want to prove to myself that I have the self-control to do it.

Okay then.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Shyox on March 03, 2008, 01:32:57 am
You're at a much higher risk of testicular cancer by not masturbating, because your organs grow stagnant and less-able to fight off disease.

Also, it can kill some of the cells that create semen, therefore making it less potent.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Crunka on March 03, 2008, 01:51:15 am
how about you do it less often? >_>
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Lanna on March 03, 2008, 10:45:25 am
Now, come on, what is wrong with touching yourself?  Nothing.  If you want to do it, don't stop yourself from it.  Self-control is when you don't fuck a girl because you want to... otherwise, it'd be rape. >_>

Shyox is right.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Joker on March 03, 2008, 12:44:05 pm
Frankly I think abstaining from sexual pleasure entirely for non-religious reasons is silly, as there's plenty of other ways to prove your self-control to yourself. Eat less/eat healthier, spend less time on the computer, do more work (or get better at the work you already do), etc. I mean if you're jerking off like 2-3 times a day, yeah, cut back, but giving up entirely? Why? It's healthy to masturbate.

I guess, all I'm saying is prove your self-control by doing something useful or healthy.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Lord Doom on March 03, 2008, 02:22:34 pm
all i have to say is....

SKEET SKEET SKEET DOWN THE STREET
FAP FAP FAP ACROSS THE MAP
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 03, 2008, 02:24:12 pm
Quote from: Joker
Frankly I think abstaining from sexual pleasure entirely for non-religious reasons is silly, as there's plenty of other ways to prove your self-control to yourself. Eat less/eat healthier, spend less time on the computer, do more work (or get better at the work you already do), etc. I mean if you're jerking off like 2-3 times a day, yeah, cut back, but giving up entirely? Why? It's healthy to masturbate.

I guess, all I'm saying is prove your self-control by doing something useful or healthy.
unused semen gets re-absorbed, so technically it's sorta healthy.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Kaiser on March 03, 2008, 05:53:41 pm
Me, Smeeth and my other friend once had a bet too see who could go longest without. We all tied as we all did it one week later between the hours of 7 and 8. It was sorta odd that we all tied...
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: JohnTheGreat on March 03, 2008, 05:56:59 pm
lol



           
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Shyox on March 03, 2008, 06:23:04 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: Joker
Frankly I think abstaining from sexual pleasure entirely for non-religious reasons is silly, as there's plenty of other ways to prove your self-control to yourself. Eat less/eat healthier, spend less time on the computer, do more work (or get better at the work you already do), etc. I mean if you're jerking off like 2-3 times a day, yeah, cut back, but giving up entirely? Why? It's healthy to masturbate.

I guess, all I'm saying is prove your self-control by doing something useful or healthy.
unused semen gets re-absorbed, so technically it's sorta healthy.

>.>

I don't think so... I'm pretty sure it grows stagnant or comes out some other way, like through a damp dream.

Ew...


Still sounds so creepy.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 03, 2008, 07:10:16 pm
I just took this class last Thursday, sorry. I'm afraid I was right.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Lanna on March 03, 2008, 07:42:55 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
I just took this class last Thursday, sorry. I'm afraid I was right.
Re-absorbed into what?
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 03, 2008, 07:53:36 pm
The seminiferous (I suck at spelling bio words) tubules. Those are in the testis.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: —- on March 03, 2008, 07:58:23 pm
This was a mildly awkward thread to walk in on.
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Lanna on March 03, 2008, 08:41:02 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
The seminiferous (I suck at spelling bio words) tubules. Those are in the testis.
That reminds me of the fallopian tube... and a funny incident involving it (the word). XD
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: —- on March 03, 2008, 08:45:38 pm
Lanna, story time!
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Lanna on March 03, 2008, 08:51:46 pm
When I was a senior in high school, my freshmen friends were taking sex ed.  Later in the bus, one of them was talking about the fallopian tube and called one of the senior friends, "FT," abbreviation for fallopian tube.  Later on that day, I was talking to another friend of mine, and accidently said, "Damn, my friend.  Her fallopian tube is stuck in my head."  The friend was like, "Your friend's fallopian tube... stuck in your head?  WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, WOMAN???"

XD
Title: I'm going to stop fapping, again. [Serious Discussion]
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 03, 2008, 09:46:51 pm
yes, it's true semen gets reabsorbed, in fact when you come in a woman, her body breaks it down into antidepressants.

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy
When I was a senior in high school, my freshmen friends were taking sex ed.  Later in the bus, one of them was talking about the fallopian tube and called one of the senior friends, "FP," abbreviation for fallopian tube.  Later on that day, I was talking to another friend of mine, and accidently said, "Damn, my friend.  Her fallopian tube is stuck in my head."  The friend was like, "Your friend's fallopian tube... stuck in your head?  WHAT THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN DOING, WOMAN???"

XD

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