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Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 08, 2008, 02:21:55 am
I played a game just now, called rivers, a custom made map, with four islands and rivers crisscrossing them. There was 4 teams. Me(Teutons) Eric the Red(Franks) Ramathura(Mayans) and Darius, (Persia) The Setup was every man for himself.

We each had our own islands, and I put gates, walls and towers around mine, preventing invasion. It was set up like this:
ME      Darius
Eric the Red Ramathura
 
I shared a border with Eric the Red, and two with Darius.

I started out with villagers, mining, lumbering, etc. Darius started killing mah farms and fishing boats, so I'm like, aw hell naw,so I bust out a small fleet (less than half a dozen ships) who annihilate him, and his dock near me.  Meanwhile, Eric the Red starts sending out a dozen troops to level my gates. I set up two towers, which quickly crush the attackers. I start building an army at this point. I build one of out teutonic knights (arguably best in the game) Paladins (mounted units), catapults, and bombard cannons. My total army is around 30 people. I march into eric the red's territory...

and get my ass whooped. My catapualts are collapsed, so they can't break Eric's buildings. My knights and paladins are quickly defeated. Now, while this is going on, Ramathurtha sends around 20 ships for an attack on one of my docks. They are utterly defeated by my kamikaze ships. I have a huge problem now. I'm landlocked, with nowhere to run. I can produce no more gold, so I can't build an army or anything to defend myself.  Eric's guerilla warfare is destroying all my outposts and towers in the surrrounding area, so I can't see anything. He launchs an offensive manuever on an unprotected dock. My other docks are too covered to help. Eric breaks through my gates (No gold for towers), and using his navy as support, quickly destroys my city.

End.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Arsenal 10 on March 08, 2008, 03:07:21 am
Teutons ftw!

Though you lost..
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: King Pengu on March 08, 2008, 04:56:52 am
Hmm.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 08, 2008, 03:02:05 pm
Btw, this was done from post imperial age, all techs.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Reoga on March 08, 2008, 03:05:21 pm
marco  polo is all Ill say
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 08, 2008, 03:58:09 pm
No cheats for meh. I think I'm going to do it again, cept from the start, no techs.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Reoga on March 08, 2008, 03:59:53 pm
bananna pie?
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 08, 2008, 06:25:42 pm
Same map and people.


K. We're in the imperial age now. Me and Eric Vs. Darius and Rama. It starts out mellow. No one attacks me. Pretty soon, though Rama gets to imperial age first, and builds a huge navy. This navy starts going around Eric's Island, killing anything on the coast. This hurts us both, as I am using trade ships at his docks. After a repeated cycle of breaking his docks, Rama goes after me. He destroys one. On route to another, I make a navy and stop his. At this point, Eric, whom I still share a border with, builds an army. I build one too. Darius sends various soldiers in, through eric's border. This becomes important later.

Meanwhile, My army marchs in to Darius's territory,and is decisively defeated. My knights, paladins, and rams all collapse. Eric launchs his own offensive manuever, hitting Rama hard, and nearly reaching his base. Meanwhile those soldiers, have been hitting my villagers. By the time I realize this, They have killed 30 of my 88 villagers. I quickly kill them, and the damage is done. Eric, went from being everyone's bitch to a major player quickly. I'm out of gold now. I begin trading with Eric again, through my trade ships. I'm hoarding my resources to make another army.

TO BE CONTINUED
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Kaiser on March 08, 2008, 06:28:55 pm
I have no idea what AoE is and I didn't read any of your posts.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 08, 2008, 06:32:27 pm
Quote from: Kaiser
I have no idea what AoE is and I didn't read any of your posts.
a very worthy contribution.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Kaiser on March 08, 2008, 06:45:03 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Quote from: Kaiser
I have no idea what AoE is and I didn't read any of your posts.
a very worthy contribution.
I am too please.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: WestWind on March 08, 2008, 07:02:54 pm
EE > AoE

Oh snap, I went there.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 12:03:58 am
Part two. With all the gold, I've acculated, I launch an offensive maneuver at Darius, hitting him, and knocking him back. I research cannon galleons, nifty little boats that are a terror to anyone with buildings near the coast.  I make a castle, and several towers. A make a wall around my little colony. I begin launching catapualt attacks, and destroying nearby building from within my base. My cannon galleons are instrumental on stopping Darius from sending more troopsI send out a small group of teutonic knights and catapualts, who destroy Darius. Darius is defeated!

while this is going on, Rama continues to launch naval attacks at my docks. I kill his boats, and establish a patrol unit of 12 fireships at two different rivers. Eric is engaging Rama with guerrilla  warfare. I form another colony on top of Darius, who shares a border with Rama. I put towers on the coast, and another naval patrol. I also put more gates on the border, so Rama is forced back. I make another cannon galleon battalion. This one attacks rama on his borders. I start to make another army.

At this point, Rama and Eric are in a slugging match. Eric keeps going in, and keeps getting forced back, But he's gaining ground every match. Soon, He at the city's town center. My army (6 catapults and 20 knights) move into Rama's territory. My cannon galleons cover Eric as he marchs toward the base. I launch my attack from the east, destroying several key buildings, and with Eric in the south, punching through a wall my cannon galleons opene, Rama  is completely unprepared for this assualt. Rama surrenders! We are victorious!

0/ catapults!
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: wethepeople on March 09, 2008, 01:06:38 am
God this topic is awesome. AoE 2 + Expansion is easily the second best RTS made.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 01:24:13 am
I wish I played these games, whenever I play with someone they ALWAYS turtle and I always have to fight for 8 hours while they just keep building walls and towers and amassing an army... of course I win when I own the map but it always takes hours upon hours as they make multiple levels of walls and build artillery to take out mine.


Great battle reports.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 03:53:27 am
lol. I cramed 4 hours of gameplay into 7 paragraphs. Should I still make these?
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 09, 2008, 03:57:00 am
Quote from: wethepeople
God this topic is awesome. AoE 2 + Expansion is easily the second best RTS made.
AGreed
Order of RTS Awesome:

RON/AOE2(With Xpans)>Everything else
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 04:08:11 am
I've decided to start a new campaign.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 04:24:42 am
Why does it take you guys 4 hours to build 20 knights? For some reason now I think Id pwn you all.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 09, 2008, 04:34:21 am
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Why does it take you guys 4 hours to build 20 knights? For some reason now I think Id pwn you all.
I dunno what takes him so long, Then again, I haven't played EE2 in a LOOOOOOOOOO(ongcat is lo)OOOOONG time...
I play RON regularily and totally destroy the world though.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 04:34:24 am
I go from Dark to Imperial, which took me this game an hour and ten minutes. There was several conflicts here, and you have to deal with them all. I went from Defense to offense and back several times.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 04:42:05 am
It will be me(teutons), Ramathura(Aztecs), Darius(Persia), and Eric(franks) vs. General Jo-mien(Japanese), Wild Jack(Spanish), King Charles (Byzantines), and Saladin Saracens)

The map will be a custom scenario. All teams start in the dark ages with 500 gold, food, stone, and wood.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 09, 2008, 04:43:40 am
I suggest TANKS.
as soon as possible
Nothing made the game more enjoyable for me then a tank rush while they still had bows and arrows.
Didn't happen too often though...
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 04:47:15 am
Quote from: Pterrydactyl
I suggest TANKS.
as soon as possible
Nothing made the game more enjoyable for me then a tank rush while they still had bows and arrows.
Didn't happen too often though...

Wrong game, lawl.

I run teutonic knights, trebuchets, paladins, and rams.

Teutonic Knights obliterate all other infantry + certain mounted units. Weak against Archers.
Paladins are for kicking the crap out of archers.
Rams/ Trebuchets for breaking down walls, towers, and castles
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 04:55:25 am
aka mongols would pwn you, E_W? that is the slowest army set I've ever seen, even with paladins.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 09, 2008, 04:58:50 am
Quote from: Emperor Whimsical
Quote from: Atonichis775
I suggest TANKS.
as soon as possible
Nothing made the game more enjoyable for me then a tank rush while they still had bows and arrows.
Didn't happen too often though...

Wrong game, lawl.

I run teutonic knights, trebuchets, paladins, and rams.

Teutonic Knights obliterate all other infantry + certain mounted units. Weak against Archers.
Paladins are for kicking the crap out of archers.
Rams/ Trebuchets for breaking down walls, towers, and castles
Disreguard,
I forgot this was an AoE topic, not an EE2 topic -_-'
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 04:59:23 am
Cursed Mongols with their bonuses toward seige, arrows, and stuff. I'll run Camels in a pinch.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 05:02:36 am
>.< if mongols couldn't deal with camels they'd be worthless...horse archers and regular archers and one decent melee group will go "OM NOM NOM NOM"
maybe add some splash catapults to this? Be a moving-fortress.

I would rather a light, fast army, because I am a fast gamer. So I can micromanage my archers. mongols
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 05:03:27 am
I'd prefer a huge army that cuts through everything.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 09, 2008, 05:06:50 am
Might I enquire as to how This happened:

http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=205&hl= (http://cybernations.rialliance.net/index.php?showtopic=205&hl=)

????
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 05:07:04 am
indeed.  walls
 towers
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Pterrydactyl on March 09, 2008, 05:07:55 am
(http://www.overlordproject.com/costuming/stargate/indeed.jpg)
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Lord Doom on March 09, 2008, 10:39:11 am
which AoE is this? i might get it and join in
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Reoga on March 09, 2008, 12:47:20 pm
I need to find my key code.
O and war elaphents ftw.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Vice Man on March 09, 2008, 04:45:08 pm
I hate catapults. Whenever I carry them with my army they end up killing more of my soldiers than the enemy. And if I leave them behind for a second they get owned by a ramdom enemy villager.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 06:35:25 pm
K. This game was epic. I share two borders with Rama, One with Eric, and one with the General. I wall myself in. Eric is fighting off General, and pretty soon everyone and their grandma is punching Eric. There at least 20 seperate assualts on my walls throughout the  whole game.  Luckily, these people suck at Techs. I make a fighting force of 12 teutonic knight, and let them loose in The General's territory. They kill around 40 villagers before dying. I make another force of trebuchets and teutonic knights. I also run cannon galleons which break all resistance on the beachs.


Eric calls a jihad, and he,Rama, and Darius make huge ass navies and beat the shit outta Charles. While I'm hitting the General, These guys triple team him, and he surrenders. I make short work of the general, with my trebs,teutoniic knights, and cannon galleons. General surrenders

I make a huge army, (Trebs, Paladins, and T-Knights) This army marches into Wild Jack's territory, and Jack can't repulse for shit, and he is easily killed, with Eric helping me.

Now, There is only saladin left. With the remainder of my army, we march up to his gates. Its fucking normandy. Ships are getting cut down, left and right. We can't get through. I call in my cannon galleons, and they rape his gates, towers, castles. They also cut down a vital gate that allows Rama and Darius to get through. We get everyone inside, and soon we are all pillaging. Saladin falls like a house of calls.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 07:05:40 pm
Sounds like a lot was missing from this report.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Fake from State Jarm on March 09, 2008, 07:20:28 pm
i used to play this. i bet you could get it cheap now.

i had an asian friend who would kill with the korean civ. i would take the aztecs and wtfpwn anyone who used cavalry.

before the expansion i used britons a lot. go longbows. with enough archers you can do anything...
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 09, 2008, 07:21:37 pm
anything but take out skirmishiers+catapults...
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: Emperor Whimsical on March 09, 2008, 07:46:59 pm
Quote from: Dontasemebro
Sounds like a lot was missing from this report.

Not really. I was on offensive nearly the entire time.
Title: Whimsy's AoE topic
Post by: King Pengu on March 10, 2008, 12:07:37 pm
Empire Earth is so much better than Age of Empires. In my opinion.