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Cactuar Zone => Random lnsanity => Topic started by: Damen on March 16, 2008, 07:48:33 pm

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Damen on March 16, 2008, 07:48:33 pm

Recently, I've been gathering certain evidence. I have abandoned all my theories about Azural being the son of a hooker and Cthulu. I have compiled evidence that Azural is really building an army of robot bears.

Yes. Robot Bears. As in, robots that are bears and bears that are robots.


Here's what I've compiled so far.


(http://img88.imageshack.us/img88/5497/azuralevilqk6.jpg)


Startling, isn't it?



(http://www.tva.gov/environment/reports/envreports/aer2005/images/charts/scrap_metals.gif)

Image taken of Azural's scheming room. As you can see, he's quickly amassing scrap metal.


(http://content.edgar-online.com/edgar_conv_img/2006/05/12/0000950137-06-005866_N02337A2N0233701.GIF)


Ethanol, could be used to power Robot Bears?


(http://www.jamaipanese.com/gallery/thumbs/lrg-240-bear_military_robot.jpg)

Very startling early blueprint.


Okay, I'm calling everyone out to kill him while we still can! If you can kill Lanna too, then it might just have to be done. WE CANNOT LET THE EVIL SEED SPREAD!



The military has already blocked tennessee off from the rest of the world.


VIVA LA FREEDOM!

VIVA LA JUSTICE!


VIVA LA ZEMAN DEVILS!

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 16, 2008, 07:51:11 pm

?

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Kenneth Kenstar on March 16, 2008, 07:51:26 pm

(http://hyperonic.com/images/forum/FUUUCK.gif)

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Nitemarebforcrismas on March 16, 2008, 07:52:14 pm

Meh. I hate Tennessee anyways...

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 16, 2008, 07:53:22 pm

where's the "MEEEOWWW" one? That one was way bettar

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dark tyrant on March 16, 2008, 07:53:36 pm

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Damen on March 16, 2008, 07:55:28 pm

Quote from: dark tyrant

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

I know all about you, Mr. Moon Invader.


e_e

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dark tyrant on March 16, 2008, 07:57:07 pm

Quote from: Damen

Quote from: dark tyrant

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

I kmeow all about you, Mr. Moon Invader.


e_e

So my Moon-Based Death Ray is no longer secure?

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Lord Doom on March 16, 2008, 07:58:58 pm

robotic flasks?

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Lanna on March 16, 2008, 07:59:56 pm

LOL.  Damen, you have way too much time coming up with theories about Azural.  Do you... OMG... Do you have a crush on my fiance?!!!?

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Vector on March 16, 2008, 08:02:05 pm

Quote from: Lord Doom

robotic flasks?

MY PLANS!!!
you found them?
kills him!!!!

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dark tyrant on March 16, 2008, 08:03:15 pm

Apprently the RIA has its fair share of Evil Genious's. I thought I was the only one.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Damen on March 16, 2008, 08:16:02 pm

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy

LOL.  Damen, you have way too much time coming up with theories about Azural.  Do you... OMG... Do you have a crush on my fiance?!!!?

Okay, think of love. Are you thinking of love?




























Now think the exact opposite. There you go.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dark tyrant on March 16, 2008, 08:20:06 pm

You have a enemy in evil genious's everywhere. Stay away from my plans.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dester55 on March 16, 2008, 08:44:48 pm

it seems like all ur guys plans are child's play compared to mine. Moon invasion, army of robot bears and flasks...Pathetic.


EDIT: damen, you forgot about the Hawaiian shirt in the corner, I think that has something to do with his plans.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dark tyrant on March 16, 2008, 08:46:30 pm

Quote from: dester55

it seems like all ur guys plans are child's play compared to mine. Moon invasion, army of robot bears and flasks...Pathetic.

Hey, the Moon-Based Death Ray is my backup plan.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dester55 on March 16, 2008, 08:48:25 pm

Quote from: dark tyrant

Quote from: dester55

it seems like all ur guys plans are child's play compared to mine. Moon invasion, army of robot bears and flasks...Pathetic.

Hey, the Moon-Based Death Ray is my backup plan.

still sucks, and we all kmeow u stole it from that Austin Powers movie.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: iron snake on March 16, 2008, 08:53:20 pm

Dosn't stand a chance against my anal-rapist trees, yep anal-rapist trees turn round and your asshole is forever red.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 16, 2008, 08:55:41 pm

I just realized what the book says on your avvie, lolz

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: ZPO4O on March 16, 2008, 09:06:09 pm

Damn it damen, you were suppose to tell me when you were going to let them kmeow!

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Lanna on March 16, 2008, 09:44:43 pm

Quote from: Damen

Quote from: Azural's Fanboy

LOL.  Damen, you have way too much time coming up with theories about Azural.  Do you... OMG... Do you have a crush on my fiance?!!!?

Okay, think of love. Are you thinking of love?

meow think the exact opposite. There you go.

You kmeow that the opposite of love is apathy, right?  You obviously care about him enough to put so much time into these stuff.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Dontasemebro on March 16, 2008, 10:08:45 pm

omg it's math! Lanna is even more asian than I thought.(avatar)

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: DrunkWino on March 16, 2008, 10:57:13 pm

heheheheh

Nobody has yet to figure out my evil plan to destroy the world.

Wanna kmeow what it is?

Really?

Yer freaking sure?

It *is* devious.

and I don't want to give out spoilers.

Why?

Cause some people want the spoilers,

then when they get them,

they freak all out and shit.

They start yelling "WHY did I have to kmeow,

meow the surprise is gone! DAMNIT!"

So yer sure?

Absolutely, positively, no fucking shit Sherlock sure?

Cause it's good.

Not really good.

More like good in an evil way.

Though, what is evil when you get down to it?

Seriously, you ever really think about that.

I mean to us, killing some random dude and cooking him is evil,

but to someone else, that's a fucking feast.

So is it *really* evil?

Cannibals are just trying to get they're lunch on after all.

You think chickens think we're evil?

I mean, we just force them to give us unfertilized eggs, their potential offspring,

for our breakfast.

Then we deep fry the bitches.

The chickens, not the eggs.

Although we do have fried eggs.

So are we evil to chickens?



What the fuck was I talking 'bout?

You shouldn't let me get off track like that.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: JohnTheGreat on March 17, 2008, 07:44:02 pm

Quote from: dark tyrant

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

(http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_iswhite.jpg)Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. (http://www.wizards.com/magic/playmagic/whatcolorareyou.asp)

  White
You value law, order, community and light.  You love to protect the social order and the rule of law.  At your best, you are just and protective. At your worst, you are authoritarian and dogmatic.  Your symbol is a sunburst.  Your enemies are black and red.


im ur enemy

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: Lanna on March 17, 2008, 08:58:03 pm

No one's taking over the world... not when I'm breathing.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: DrunkWino on March 17, 2008, 10:10:45 pm

Kmeow what other animal is probably pissed as hell at us?

Fucking cows.

I mean, really, look at all the shit we do to cows.

And what do they do?

Just stand in a field eating grass all day.

Occasionally, they swat at flies with that pathetic excuse for a tail,

and fart,

but that's really it.

Cows just happily going about their merry lives,

until we had a hamburger.

Then it was "OH SHI-!!!," cow,

it is so fucking on.

We slaughter 'em.

Take their babies,

break their legs,

then call them a delicacy,

you kmeow, veal.

Hell, the only nice thing we do for cows

is to squeeze their tits.

Let's face it though, if milk weren't so damn tasty

we wouldn't even do that much for the cow.

Shit, as it is, I imagine most milkers have cold hands

or pumps, or whatever the hell we use meow.

That's another thing cows are pissed off about.

Somewhere, somehow, we decided that our hands

were too good for cow tits,

so we built big metal cold machines to do it.

Imagine a freezing metal pump giving you a handy.

Yeah, I'd be pissed too.

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: dark tyrant on March 18, 2008, 04:19:57 pm

Quote from: JohnTheGreat

Quote from: dark tyrant

I condem this attack on Aruzals integrity. However, I am glad that Damen hasn't invesigated my evil plans.

(http://www.wizards.com/magic/images/whatcolor_iswhite.jpg)Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz. (http://www.wizards.com/magic/playmagic/whatcolorareyou.asp)

  White
You value law, order, community and light.  You love to protect the social order and the rule of law.  At your best, you are just and protective. At your worst, you are authoritarian and dogmatic.  Your symbol is a sunburst.  Your enemies are black and red.


im ur enemy

Yo also have about 14 seconds to live.

*Points laser gun at JohntheGreat*

Any last words?

Title: Zeep and I, AKA the Zeman Devils, are planning an attack.
Post by: DrunkWino on March 18, 2008, 08:13:15 pm

Actually, he's already dead.